Sunday, December 30, 2007

I MADE IT-HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!



Happy new year,kiddies.....I can't believe I made it, let alone us. I wanted to write such a big end bleech...BUT with all that's happened it's been so insane I forgot everything.

But I think I can come up with a few things, starting with the best DVDs of the year. Apparently that seems to be the list now. I haven't done one since VHS, but I'm not that old, or am I?????????????

There were a lot of cool shows this year & I'll do that as well. I did manage to go to a few this year as well so I'll end with that. ny record list?? It's on my myspace [which is rather disturbing....]. But they were worth it. Otherwise it was a most incredibly sucky year for music, more so than ever & once again I was hard-pressed to even find a few good records let alone 10, but some very cool bands still exist & they still managed to put out a few good things.


But that's too pretty. So of course I have to start out with the dumbest things that happened this year list!! Now that's more like it. I think I'll call it IDIOT OF THE YEAR!! Let's face it folks, there were a lotta idiots this year & we know who they are, but even more so than 'them' there were MORE others!! HA!! So they'll be who I will mention here, because only cool idiots get to be mentioned in my bleech!! So HAPPY BUNNY's here & here we go!!!!!


IDIOT OF THE YEAR AWARDS!!! [I can't even figure out the order!]

1. NEAL SCHON-JOURNEY: Apparently this guy cannot get the message! Either make Jonathan Cain the lead singer of Journey or quit it!! There no one else we want to hear sing Journey songs but STEVE PERRY!! OK!!! But noooooooooooooo!!! He has to go find another loon to take over because he doesn't want to make another solo album [thank GOD!] but I think some people would get it if he did one, especially if he didn't sing. But MERCY!!! how many loons are you going to fire & get to sing?? SICK!! What else can I say. I take it back this is NO.1 !!!!!


2. Pete Dorothy [????]] First of all, who is this guy??? What band does he sing for & why is he famous??? Well, he's apparenly famous for constanly getting busted for drugs. Fine! And not only dating the queen of drugs also. But I guess that's how you get famous now isn't it. I don't know I don't get it, I probably do know his name, but the fact that I even mentioned the idiot, he should be so lucky. So whoever tells me that they like his songs or his band I will be very shocked if he could even sing with all the drugs he takes.

[this is actually starting out to be in perfect order....]


3. AMY WINEHOUSE!!! Oh mercy...what can I say...This is so pathetic!!! Who is buying this crap??? & why is she getting 18 Grammy Nominations for being an addict???? You know there are addicts out there who get clean make a life for themselves & actually do want to live, I don't care how old they are, now THEY deserve awards, not this thing!! I happened to try to sit thru some insane concert she gave on MTV, which was so hilarious I couldn't believe it. That poor band. I felt so sorry for them having to try to play something behind this. But I guess anyone will take a gig also huh?? Yes, I have some morals, or none at all, I keep mixing them up.... I don't know. I can take new artists if they're talented. I don't see it there. So please don't even try to explain this.


4. LILY ALLEN: Another one, but for different reasons. Oh she wants to quit music. Good! Put us out of our misery! You have contributed nothing! We don't need any more whining singers who don't like the business. We had Alanis we don't need anymore.


5. LARRY KING: HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE A TALK SHOW WHEN HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE SPEAK????? UGH!!!


6. THE HOLLYWOOD WRITERS: OK, I'm not actually calling them idiots for striking. But I am thanking them for doing so, because I wouldn't even want to be working for nothing trying to write anything for these horrendous TV shows that are on now!! So maybe they'll put us out of all our miseries & someone will put some decent TV shows back on the air because nobody cares! I only care about David Letterman & he's coming back so that's fine!


7. TO ALL THE KIDS, who actually bought Britney's new record.... ARE YOU INSANE??? I hope you'll grow out of this!!!


8. KID ROCK & TOMMY LEE: Even though it was the greatest fight of the year, we're still not quite sure who won, my money's on Kid.

9. NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND: Wow, I don't know what to say. They wanted votes for a BAND!!! Yet they give it to a bunch of acoustic pretty boys. Not a band at all. SICK!! I would've rather seen the Stupidnova look-a-like win. Honorable mention: Goo Goo voter, the Paula of the show. The worst choice ever for a panelist. Sik!!

10. 50 cent & Kayne West: Too bad their fight didn't generate the result they promised.....to quit the business...now more of their whining when they lose awards...

HONORABLE MENTION: PAUL MCCARTNEY:
NOT because he's finally getting divorced,
NOT because he just released the dumbest dvd of his life, instead of releasing ALL of the fantastic ROCKSHOW, he only places a quarter of it in this thing,
NOT because he's messin' all over the place, which is fine,
BUT BECAUSE HE'S DATING ROSANNA !!!!! TOTO's ROSANNA???????
PETER GABRIEL's ROSANNA????
Doesn't he get it by now??????

OK, I'M DONE-NOW FOR THE FUNSTUFF...
TOP 10 CONCERTS:
1. WNTDTYR-CASINO RAMA
2.
POLICE/FICTION PLANE-MSG [even though Sting's vocal was way louder than the band, it still was amazing & his kid kicked his ass!!]
3. AIR SUPPLY -BB KING'S
4. STEVE MILLER/DOOBIES-JONES BEACH
5. DENNIS DEYOUNG-BB KINGS
6. JOAN JETT-HUDSON RIVER PIER
7. AIR SUPPLY/JOHN WAITE-WESTBURY [John was extremely vicious!!!]
8. GENESIS-GIANTS STADIUM
9. STYX- CASINO RAMA
10. TUBES-BB KINGS [that was sick!]

TOP DVDZZZZZZ....
1. ROCK MONTREAL-QUEEN
2. BARBRA MANDRELL & MANDRELL SISTERS
3. CAUGHT IN THE ACT LIVE & MORE-STYX
4. FANTASIA-ASIA
5. REMEMBER THAT NIGHT-DAVID GILMOUR
6.
DREAMBOAT ANNIE-LIVE-HEART
7. TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME-ROGER HODGSON
8. LIVE IN ROCKFORD-RICK SPRINGFIELD

HAPPY NEW YEAR.....LUV, ROZ

PS: Apparently I forgot to place my list of singles of the year if they still exist.....
I'll put a few, see if you dig 'em.....

5. ARNOLD LAYNE-RICK WRIGHT [he still sounds so cute.!!]

4. WHO KILLED R'N'R-RICK SPRINGFIELD [I don't care what anyone says, lately this man can do NO wrong, brilliant!]

3. IMMIGRANT SONG-ANN WILSON [apparently her weird version of this song worked!]

2. SAY IT'S NOT TRUE-QUEEN [they're back, there's nothing else to say!]

1. FREE CREDIT REPORT.COM ???-THE BEST SONG EVER!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOROZZIE..............







1 comment:

angell said...

Happy 2008 Ms. Rozzie!!!

Saving the coin to make a road trip to NYC to see y'all perform later this year (hopefully anyway).

May the Gods of Rock smile on this year and give us some decent new stuff so I can unplug my iPod and listen to the radio again!!

HUGS to you and the band.