Saturday, January 24, 2009

SHOCKERS ALREADY??? NO!

Happy New Year kiddies. Gee, the year has hardly started & the month is barely over yet so much has gone on already, it's hard to believe. A month where nothing usually happens it seem January is taking back it's crown!! No longer will January be the boring month where nothing gets done & it's the 'after holiday wind down'. NOPE! Jan seems to be kicking ass & not just because of a new prez, but because Jan isn't going to put up with being a wussy little month anymore. The egos have been flying & it takes just these very loons to give us hope for the future & wish their careers a slow terrifying death. [By the way, welcome back Happy Bunny!]

It has also come to my attention that no one wants to make jokes anymore. Ok, Bush wasn't the best President in the world but he gave us 8 years of maybe some of the craziest jokes in the world. Even though he shouldn't have because he was a President, he's gone now, we have a new one & we can't make fun of him or anything ever again. There'a a special called Make Me Laugh on PBS which is wonderful & quite interesting. It shows the history of laughter. Despite bad times, bad press, bad jokes & bad people there's always something or someone to make you laugh or to laugh at, to just try to make someone else happy or laugh. That's all it is. People can change, grown up, get older & not laugh & that's sad. No one should have to live like that & if that's all we have to this life, it's better to laugh at a bad joke than not laugh at all. It's not meant to hurt anybody, just their egos & if they can't take it, who cares! :

.........The 'Old First Daughters' decided to write a letter to the 'New' First daughters as a word of advice. Are they kidding????.........

............David Coverdale [hopefully of the new Led Zep] is an American citizen. This is completely shocking........

.......4 of the greatest classical musicians in the world finger-synched their way through a freezing Inauguration introduction performance of genius John Williams' song whose melody almost resembled that of the classic rock Grammy winning instrumental Cinema by Yes.
Send us back to the Stone Age why don't you!! I can't imagine what's worse: feeling you can't play your instrument for fear that it will go off tune in public like so many other musicians in the world have done under normal circumstances & sounded awful [believe me-no one would have cared, if you did you'd be complaining about every bad musician out there right now who is playing a bad note!] , or the public not realizing that the song sounded like Yes. [Note: People are complaining about musicians 'lip-synching'....now who's saying 'get a life'?????].........

........The Latin couple of last year who just had twins is breaking up, no one saw that coming. Oh so shocking! [?] Maybe she'll let him eat again, since he's been looking so bleak. Don't worry, maybe their deadbeat entourage's bodyguard's best friend's date who watches their furs will get custody of the twins. Then the poor kids will have a decent future!........

..........Oh, poor Dark Knight didn't get nominated for any 'big' Oscars. Are you kidding?? It's a cartoon!!! Well it was. But it's not an Oscar contender by any means. Can we get that straight?? And do you really think, that poor boy wants the Joker to be the last thing people remember him by???? I don't think so........

..........Bruce Springsteen didn't get an Oscar nomination for Best Song!! Maybe now someone cool will get it! Like Peter Gabriel! [Also, am the only one who wants to see Wall-E get Best Screenplay??,& besides Wall-E, House Bunny was the best movie of last year!].........

..........Amy Winehouse's husband [?] wants to divorce her. Are you kidding??????????? He was only in jail for a year.........

.........The prosecution finally rested in the Phil Spector trial. Can this really be taking this long?????? Are you kidding????.........

That seems to be the big news of the new year, if you count this prez jazz. Yet this seems to be how this year is going to shape up. Big changes & no matter what, idiots will still be idiots. Let's see how long it will last. I'm going to be revamping my bleech, I'm not sure how, but I hope to have much more interesting & fun things to talk about. So stay close, stay in touch, keep rockin' & don't stop showing your funny side!!!