tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-168539682024-03-07T00:18:37.954-08:00ROZZIE BEAR'Z SYKOYD RANTZ & RAVZ!!! MAJORITY 4 MUSICAL MORALITY ! [MY BLEECH!]MY MUSICAL VIEWS ON R'N'R, LADYS, DUDES, BAD DRUMMERS, HORRIBLE SONGS, MOVIES, FOOD, TRIBUTE BANDS, & JUST LIFE IN GENERAL!!
Note: I WILL COMMENT ON WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT REGARDLESS OF WHO GETS OFFENDED & I WILL ANSWER YOU BACK IF YOU SO CHOOSE TO ENTICE ME !!!Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-46649306608972085722011-11-19T18:56:00.000-08:002011-11-20T17:01:55.565-08:00MY BLEECH!!!: RETURN OF THE RANTZ & RAVZ!!!<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjY3Cc0MY4wgcNSynCc8hAJuxuYDafmlQrc6BkJG8aCuCgr1T7diWPnpff53WgfxHqsrQDk-yBIhjN9tBZYS20NcRDmjdTXkgqATSDrmwjhQFgK3LyjfeTaGUg-OwSUMV5_KQVNw/s1600/happy+bunny+-+buy+me+stuff.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 310px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676872637623333058" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjY3Cc0MY4wgcNSynCc8hAJuxuYDafmlQrc6BkJG8aCuCgr1T7diWPnpff53WgfxHqsrQDk-yBIhjN9tBZYS20NcRDmjdTXkgqATSDrmwjhQFgK3LyjfeTaGUg-OwSUMV5_KQVNw/s320/happy+bunny+-+buy+me+stuff.jpg" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">HELLO KIDDIES, DID U MISS ME?</span><br /></div><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">It's been a long ugly year but for some idiots apparently their stupidity has been fun so why not talk about it????? It's amazing how much can happen when you've been gone. But it seems my fun has just begun! Yes, it's been a while since my last bleech but I'm back to report on the stupidity of our great rock stars & other idiots. Our last bleech dilemma ended with me deciding whether or not I should keep using Sir <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Happy Bunny</span> for my mascot. Took a vacation too. But it looks like I will keep it, if I could find 12 months of new ones...it loves me!<br /><br />WOW, so what have I missed? Turns out in my absence everyone just went nuts!!! Where do I begin? I should start with a end of the year list. Lists are still the best. I did hear & see some interesting things even though I hate everything. I could dooz it. I actually have a good list. But I'll make you wait a bit more for it. But for now I will give my version of Thanksgiving for these loons who seem to have made my year!!<br /><br />So who are the <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Idiots of the Year</span>? <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Charlie Sheen</span>?? Saddam, Osama??? At least one of them made it out alive!! How? I'll never know. But I have better idiots to talk about than these clowns!! Duh!! Winning!!??? I don't think so!!! Although I have to say I love that phrase & it is the best of the year!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">BLEECH IDIOTS</span>:<br /><br />1. How about <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Ashton Kutcher</span>?? Need I say more?? See guys, if you don't know by now, when you have a really pretty girl who actually wants to put up with your sorry ass...you should try to keep her!!<br />He's not even my number one clown/dork/ jerk..what other names should I use??? Isn't this fun??? How about deadbeat! ???<br /></span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />2. </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Case in point: <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Neal Schon of Journey </span>who really isn't <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Journey</span> anymore so there's no point in calling them that either.<br />So the rule now is you get married for 2 months [or in some other cases 72 days...] & you run off with your ex who just happens to be a famous White House gatecrasher who is so sick of her jerk that she somehow forgot for 2 seconds that she went out with you, then remembers, then decides to run off with you, so you dump your new wife & go off with her, when her man's losing it thinking she got kidnapped by your wussy ass, show her off to your poor band who's been struggling to try to be who they were once without the one guy that made them who they were [in the poor band's case: the real singer!] & after making them play the worst gigs ever, you get tired of that so now you & your new squeeze can go get a new reality show so that you & your horrid band can make you some new money to pay for your new TV broad since your 2 month old lady who's so pissed at you is about clean you out of every dime you ever made with the bums!! Is that the rule now??<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">3. Lindsey Lohan</span>: Is she really this stupid? She must know she'll never spend anytime in jail since it's too crowded. Still her father is worse since he's going away so I don't think she's that dumb at all!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">4. THE EARTHQUAKE OF NY!</span>! : I really expected more from you!! Although it was the first time my bed moved in years!! So that was fun!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">5: The poor YANKEES</span>: Now not all of them are idiots, some are still way cool, as in my favoriteS & I don't care what you say: <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">AJ Burnett!</span>!, He's as psycho as they come & will forever be a fun real proper <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Yankee</span> for me!, </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Francisco Cervelli</span>, the most fun catcher we've had in years, who gave me one of the best fights & plays of the year!!!! <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Nick Swisher</span>, the craziest <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Yankee</span> yet & <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Brett Gardner</span>, the fastest little nugget you'll ever see. </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">As for the others, well I'll leave it up to you to decide! I have a few...but I will be nice...! </span></span></span></div><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>6. Robert Plant</strong>: No not because he rejected <strong>Led Zeppelin</strong> once again [<em>good for him!],</em> not for another Grammy winning country album with Miss <strong>Alison Krauss</strong>, which was amazing, but for supposedly getting married! Why?? does this put him on this list when his new missus apparently is cooly folky lady <strong>Patti Griffith</strong>!?? Because he didn't marry <strong>Alison</strong> !!<br /><br />7. Unfortunately utter hatred for this person keeps me from mentioning my most vile, ultra & the winner of the prize of the Idiot of the Year award's name. I really wanted to give it to <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Joe Perry</span> for trying to even think that he could fathom an <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Aerosmith</span> without <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Steven Tyler</span>, but nooooooo, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Neal Schon</span> was the massive winner for me but it still goes to this person. I will say it a girl...who's been married a few times & finally decided to divorced her lately victim after having twins with him & supposedly went out with the Sexiest Man Alive of the Year [according to People mag anyway...] for 2 seconds after the fact. So if you can't guess why i wouldn't even spit on this person. You'll know who the biggest Idiot of the Year is. I thank you for playing. You may guess & I will tell. !! If you ax!! But I won't mess up my Bleech with her name! Extra hints: has the most annoying commercial on TV right now & thinks she can act & sing!!<br /><br />Extra idiot awards go to <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Charlie Sheen</span>'s Goddesses, who were the biggest bunch of idiots since him, for actually trying to hang out with him. Christina Aquavelva for trying to come back & last but very least: <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Larry King, Oprah & Regis</span> for finally going away & putting us out of our misery!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">COOLY LIST TIME</span>:Here's my list for the end of the year. With special mention to Lady Gaga which I never thought I would say but she actually released one good song called <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">'You & I'</span> with a very tremendous <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Brian May</span> solo!! 2011 marked the return of some very classic favorite bands in a giant way so it's fitting that this list would be full of those greats & a couple of new ladys who are kickin' it. Also the greatest returns of the year are <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Beavis & Butthead</span> & the <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Muppets</span>!!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2011 ALBUMS:</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">1. MOVE LIKE THIS-THE CARS </span>-Amazing return for them, great tribute to good ole' Ben Orr, whose sorely missed.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2. PANIC ON GIRLS-BLONDIE </span>-they seem to be able to do no wrong lately, just incredible!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">3</span></span></span></span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">. HELL ON HEELS-PISTOL ANNIES </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">-Miranda Lambert's little band of new wild girls... pretty fun!<br /></span></span></span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">4. LET YOUR HAIR DOWN-STEVE MILLER BAND </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">-is it even possible for him to make a bad record???<br /></span></span></span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">5</span></span></span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">. IN YOUR DREAMS-STEVIE NICKS </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">-a little light but very classic Stevie!<br /></span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">6. ALPOCALYPSE-WEIRD AL </span>-still the master of fun!!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">7. FOUR THE RECORD-MIRANDA LAMBERT </span>-it just came out but she's still powerful!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">8. ALL YOU NEED IS NOW-DURAN DURAN </span>- these boys still rock!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">9. DIRECTORS CUT-KATE BUSH </span>-it's been a very long time but she still has it.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">10. BEYOND THE SHROUDED HORIZON-STEVE HACKETT </span>-is it possible for him to stop making records?? It's like he releases one every second!!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">11</span>. 21-<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ADELE </span>-a new lady worthy of mention!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">12</span>. HOW TO BECOME CLAIRVOYANT-<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ROBBIE ROBERTSON </span>-still brutal after all these years..<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">13</span>. SEEDS WE SOW-<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">LINDSEY BICKINGHAM </span>-still psycho after all these years...<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">14</span>. BAD AS ME-<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">TOM WAITS </span>-still crazy after all these years!<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">15</span>. ROUGH & TUMBLE-<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">JOHN WAITE <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">-</span></span></span></span></span></span></span>still rocks after all these years!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">MOVIES 2011</span>:<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">1. SUPER 8:</span><br />Amazing fun movie! All the kids in the movie steal the show. Very good & exciting. Check it out!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2. REAL STEEL</span>:<br />WOW, talk about battling robots??? This movie was fantastic!!! Totally destroys Transformers!! Why? Because these robots were real??? Is there such a thing???<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">3. HOP/CARS 2/RIO</span>:<br />It's a TRIPLE tie!! Too fun, I'll always love these! <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">HOP</span> was the best!! My kind of movie!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">4. COWBOYS & ALIENS</span>:<br />I thought this was dumb at first but I'll see anything with Harrison Ford! Yummy!! Still nothing like seeing aliens lose their minds!!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">5: HANNA</span>: Nothing like seeing some crazy girl lose her mind! Very cool!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">6: RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES</span>:<br />Very impressive!! Nothing like watching apes lose their minds! Much better than the Marky Mark version!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">7. TRANSFORMERS:DARK OF THE MOON-3D</span>:<br />This movie sucked!! But I had to include it because it was worth sitting through because of the amazing voice of the great <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Leonard Nimoy</span>!! Worth it to hear him be so mean!!<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">8. DRIVE CRAZY-3D</span>:<br />1st of all 3D sucks!! It's not good for all parts of a movie!!! This movie sucked too, but it was more fun & sicker than I thought it would be. <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Nicolas Cage</span> is just insane!! </p><br /><p align="center"><br /><strong>9. ARTHUR</strong>:<br />Surprisingly fun. Didn't think I would like it but <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Russell Brand</span> was pretty funny in it. <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Helen Mirren</span> just rules my world!!!<br /><br />[<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">I didn't see <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Hangover 2</span>, could care less about those psycho baby vampires, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Thor</span> sucked goats & not crazy about <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Harry Potter</span>, & <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Footloose</span>??? r u kidding????....<br />props go to <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">TOWER HEIST</span>, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">PUSS IN BOOTS</span> & <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">HUGO</span>!]</span><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><br />[I'm leaving 10 for what should be the 2 last great movies of the year especially the 10th which will be the best movie of the year....</span>]<br /><br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">10. THE MUPPETS</span>:<br />It will be the best movie of the year if Jason Segal doesn't ruin it!!! The return of <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">DR.TEETH & THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM!!!</span> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">HELL YEAH!</span>!!<br /><br />There's my return Bleech, hope you'll follow me into the new year. Hope I follow me into the new year & I desperately hope & I'm sure there'll be some new idiots to talk about !! I certainly can't wait & my Bleechs will be much better & revised in some odd way !!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Luv to all xoxoxoxoox</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Rozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!</span>! </p>WIZARD of ROZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15168542030701622611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-67023425950619387022010-12-29T20:28:00.000-08:002011-01-02T01:36:45.951-08:00GOODBYE HORRID DECADE!!!! / DECEMBER MADNESS.....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguL24QD1HF8KkWhRHsEeDPPg6Y6poU5WcbDAAtI5ujrxxwCosTKPxbNtHhNbDuNDXS8wmcioVH_DC7-46QPatydxrUgNrQN7VMSWz8J2Z8dsn6CzMYjeOKjoC2tZaKgUpR9oReHA/s1600/happYg.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguL24QD1HF8KkWhRHsEeDPPg6Y6poU5WcbDAAtI5ujrxxwCosTKPxbNtHhNbDuNDXS8wmcioVH_DC7-46QPatydxrUgNrQN7VMSWz8J2Z8dsn6CzMYjeOKjoC2tZaKgUpR9oReHA/s320/happYg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557444645352446066" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Lists Lists Lists...don't you love lists??? People don't realize that their whole entire life is determined & ruled by lists!! I love them, I find them fun...especially if their dumb. Well its the end of the year time, which means: list time, thank you time, goodbye time, get rid of stuff time, dump time...everything you could possibly imagine time. Resolution time? Get real!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">BLEECH TIME!!</span>! What else is there???<br />This is <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny</span>'s last hurrah...the tribute is later.<br />Its been wonderful. & I also have a new name slightly but I'm still <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rozzie Bear</span> here!! Don't panic..believe me, you'll know its still me.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />I made a huge list of a few things. Things that were cool about this year...things that were cool last year..& things that are just cool in life in general & <span style="font-weight: bold;">OF COURSE</span>, the best list ever...things that sucked throughout!!!! [<span style="font-style: italic;">I thought I fixed this damn font on this crap but I guess not</span>].<br />1st of all...right upfront, have to say, yes I will because no one else is going to admit it. They'll even say it was the best ever! <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO IT WASN'T!!</span><br />Yes. <span style="font-weight: bold;">IT WAS THE WORST DECADE EVER!!</span> I thought the <span style="font-weight: bold;">90</span>s were bad. I didn't think it would get worse but it did. <span style="font-weight: bold;">WOW.</span> Yet is it really over? What are the numbers?<span style="font-weight: bold;"> 2000-2010</span>? They looked pretty didn't it... but you even know it sucked. Yes, there were a few things ok about them. <span style="font-weight: bold;">MINISCULE!!</span>! Where shall we start????<br /><br />How about the ultra -suck <span style="font-weight: bold;">210</span>! [<span style="font-weight: bold;">2010</span> to you boring people!] It's taken me quite a while to come up with something decent in what was cool about this year. Just brutal! But there are a few things, so much so I'm just going to try to lump them together in 1 wacko list, so as if! It seems like there were more cool things than there actually were. Sorry about revealing the trick, but once you see it, surely you'll understand!<br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br />I think I'll start with <span style="font-weight: bold;">MOVIES</span>!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. THE A-TEAM</span><br />It took me hell to go see this. But I did. Especially when I found out the real guys from the original show would be in it, if only for a few seconds. This was the exact nightmare I had going to see the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Starsky & Hutch</span> movie [<span style="font-style: italic;">in a nutshell: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Ben Stiller</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> was brilliant, </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Owen Wilson</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> sucked!</span>]. Yet if you haven't seen it, the longer extended version on the cooly DVD that I got for Christmas <span style="font-weight: bold;">WAS WAY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!</span> Figure that out. I still think <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sharlto Copley</span> stole the movie...I still had a problem with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bradley Cooper</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Patrick Wilson & Jessica Alba</span> were completely annoying as all hell, yet everything else was perfect. Too bad <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter Graves</span> didn't stay alive long enough to play <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hannibal</span> but <span style="font-weight: bold;">Liam Neeson</span> did an amazing job minus the hair [<span style="font-style: italic;">note to producers: There is nothing wrong with Liam's original hair ok!! so leave it alone next time!.</span>] Go see it, its mega fun!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. THE EXPENDABLES</span><br />I thoroughly enjoyed this movie immensely & yes, I'm a chick! I do not recommend this movie to ladies who actually think one of these dudes is good-looking. If you're squeamish, its not gonna happen. I have my favorites, but I also live for movies like this, but not at all in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Vin Diesel/Rock</span>, [<span style="font-style: italic;">are you sure they're not the same guy???</span>]<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Steven Seagal, VanDamme</span> way. They're wussys!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Expendables</span>! Now they were something. My only complaint is that my favorite <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dolph Lundgren</span>'s part was smaller than usual but just amazing. Also all the knifing I could do without. Otherwise, it has my vote for megafun-ness of the year!!! I came out of that theatre wanting to kill everybody, it was great feeling!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. THE RUNAWAYS</span><br />Gotta put some ladys here. The story wasn't much but it was still insane to see <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dakota Fanning</span> 'grow-up' before my eyes. Pretty damn cool!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. RED</span><br />Nothing like Helen Mirren kicking ass!!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. TANGLED</span><br />Very cute hairy movie...the way it should be..<br /><br />Yep, that's it, no Harry Punker or BAdvatar or any other of that fake crap! Yet I must give it up for <span style="font-weight: bold;">TRON!!!!</span>! But I must save that for this new year!!!<br /><br />Next: <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOOKS</span>:<br />People actually wrote some good books this year.<br />Yet these are all biographies.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. BELINDA CARLISLE:LIPS UNSEALED</span><br />Who knew out of all of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Go-Go's</span>, that she would be the absolute last one to get clean? That's insane. Pretty heavy read. Check it out.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. RICK SPRINGFIELD: LATE LATE AT NIGHT</span><br />Beyond heavy about everything you could think of in one shot. War, music, tv, movies, music, sex. Did I forget anything? Yes, that's there too. Read it!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. ROSANNE CASH: COMPOSED</span><br />WOW, incredible read about life about a musician with a famous dad & growing up & still thrive in her own career. Just incredible.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. CHERIE CURRIE: NEON ANGEL</span><br />I have the original version of this book in a 'mini me' version she released back in the 80s. Yet this massive expanded version was just oozing with extras about everything in the sex, drugs & rock''roll genre. Pretty amazing.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. PAT BENATAR: BETWEEN A HEART & A ROCK PLACE</span><br />Some of her stories we've heard before but she managed to put it together in a very interesting way. Especially for ones who don't know her, it works.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6. MAKING TOAST: ROGER ROSENBLATT</span><br />I guess I could call this a biography to a certain extent about a family, yet it's mostly a memoir about the author's lost child & the children who live on in her name. A very touching portrait of how to try to cope with a tragedy while still maintaining one's composure, especially when raising children. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7. CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG:CHELSEA HANDLER</span><br />A crazy funny collection of stories about Miss Handler's life. Something to lighten the levity of any dull night.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8.STEWART COPELAND: STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN</span><br />This book came out in late Oct. of 2009. I didn't read it till this year & I don't subscribe to the Oscar way of doing things [<span style="font-style: italic;">You know...release the movie in December this year & nominate it in March the next year so that its the best movie of last year when no one's seen it yet,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">GET CRUCIAL!</span>!!!]. So whatever came out late in the year counts as <span style="font-weight: bold;">210</span>!<br />An adventure book of merciful proportions.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8</span>'s the best I could do..now for the <span style="font-weight: bold;">COMMERCIALS</span>...?<br />Yes, commercials. We all say we hate them but some always stick out. More to the point...there was <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTHING</span> good on TV. Except <span style="font-weight: bold;">DEXTER</span>![<span style="font-style: italic;">I blame my Pook!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">don't ask..</span>.] with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eli Stone</span> as the bad guy [<span style="font-style: italic;">which has no commercials by the way</span>]. Crazy!! But one thing's for sure, I'm not going to go buy a Hyundai.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. </span></span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Chevrolet Silverado/</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAX & AL</span> : The craziest car commercial in the world featuring an adorable little teeny cute baby construction employee named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ford Powerstroke</span>. One commercial has <span style="font-weight: bold;">Duramax & Allison</span> trying to clean the little baby by hosing it down which it thoroughly enjoys. Just adorable. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. CAPITAL ONE</span>: There's was nothing more fun than watching these vikings shopping for everything along with their bearded son.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Taco Bell</span>: The<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Yankees</span> got in the action by having pitching great <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mariano Rivera & Manager Joe Girardi</span> make fun of what<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Girardi</span> is constantly doing which is changing pitchers while someone is trying to eat a giant Chalupa. Too fun.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. HYUNDAI SONATA </span>:Crazy how trying to sell a car for Christmas might actually work if this lady came & sang those songs with it. A very cool duo called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pomplamoose</span> does the most extraordinary versions of holiday classics you'll ever hear in your life. Very fun.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Most Annoying</span>: Hopefully we'll never have to hear the <span style="font-weight: bold;">UPS</span> version of <span style="font-weight: bold;">That's Amore</span> anymore!<br /><br />Now <span style="font-weight: bold;">Music</span>:<br />Once again the worst of the year is <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rolling Stone</span> Magazine's Best of the Year. But there were some good things...most notably shows...let's combine them shall we.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. STEVE HACKETT: BATTERY PARK</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve</span> came out with a new album called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Out Of The Tunnel's Mouth</span> this year & he put on a show not to be believed. With an amazing guitarist named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Amanda Lehmann</span>, it was just tremendous. The best concert of the year.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. PETER GABRIEL-RADIO CITY</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter</span>'s new album <span style="font-weight: bold;">Scratch My Back</span> was orchestrated versions of his favorite old songs. His show was mish-mosh of old & new songs with an amazing orchestra. Just dazzling. Especially his background singer who turned out to be an amazing singer in her own right.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. ANE BRUN: BOWERY BALLROOM</span><br />Normally i cannot take shows without some sort of loud drums! But this show was something incredible. Not 1 week after singing with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter Gabriel</span> at his <span style="font-weight: bold;">Radio City</span> show, she played with her mini-band of ladys & <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gabriel</span>'s daughter to put on a mesmerizing show.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. LARRY GATLIN & BROTHERS-59@59</span><br />A weird name for a concert hall but 59 was a tiny beautiful place in which I got to sit first row for the greatest male singer in the world. Thank God there's some country left in NY & he showed no signs of it dying. A very special night I'll never forget.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. BARRY MANILOW:Y</span><br />Yes, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barry</span> played the Y & I got a backstage seat. I never thought I'd ever get to see him, let alone for free but this was nothing short of brilliant. Not only did he bring all his own wardrobe for which he only wore one suit but he did all my favorite songs!! Pretty damn cool!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6. STYX:BEACON THEATRE</span><br />I actually think they had a new album this year but they didn't do any of it, thank God!! A wild show featuring 2 of their shortest albums in recorded history spliced together in 90 minutes excluding intermission. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Larry Gowan</span> still remains the most exciting performer & lifeforce in this band now. Tremendous.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7. LINKIN PARK:NOKIA</span> now <span style="font-weight: bold;">BEST BUY</span>?<br />So the dumb place changed their name in a span of 2 minutes but they still put on a show. Not my favorite new band but very exciting to watch & very loud which is all I care about lately!! They have a weird new album called <span style="font-weight: bold;">A Thousand Suns</span> which no one seems to like, but they still went to No. 1.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8. HEART: RED VELVET CAR</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Heart</span>'s new album was a little mellow & I missed their Hammerstein Ballroom show but they are still <span style="font-weight: bold;">Heart</span> & they do still rock, only slower, which hopefully they'll fix.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9. WALTER EGAN: ROCK CON</span><br />Going to Jersey was no picnic, but seeing what was there was pretty cool. While a million artists were performing at a very Rock convention & while he only performed 2 songs, Walter proved after all these years he is still a viable artist. Hearing his classic hit <span style="font-weight: bold;">Magnet & Steel </span>was nothing short of breathtaking.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10. ELMO-ROCK CON</span><br />If you were to get to see anyone play one classic song & just be satisfied with hearing the song exactly as they did it in the first place & be so satisfied that nothing could top it, who would it be?<br />For me it was<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Elmo</span>, not the puppet. Famous for the duo <span style="font-weight: bold;">Elmo & Patsy</span> who's Christmas hit <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer</span> is still a classic. He played it at the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rock Con</span> with the house band who just nailed it. It was worth everything!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">STUPIDITYS OF THE YEAR</span>:<br />Do I even have to list this? It's so obvious its ridiculous. Yet I'll list the really stupid ones in my book & nothing no matter what will ever top No. 1.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No. 1: VAN MORRISON GATE</span><br />Better than the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tiger Woods</span> story, while everyone admitted to sleeping with Tiger, the one chick who didn't, actually had the balls to admit to not only that she slept with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Van the Man</span>, but had a baby with him. Now that is insane! Especially when denied knowing who she was, when she was apparently one of his website runners. I would've totally believed believed him had she stayed shut.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. MILEY CYRUS BONG GATE:</span><br /> So she hit 18 & bonged a weird legal drug that everyone is buying now. Is she doing this everyday? <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO!</span> Is she a drug-addict? <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO!</span> Is she a major slut asking for money for he drugs? <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO!</span> Is she the biggest star in & out of rehab right now?? As <span style="font-weight: bold;">Winehouse</span> says <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO!! NO!! NO!!!</span> So hat is the big deal? All she did was make the drug famous.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. VH1 DIVAS FEATURING JERSEY SHORE CAST</span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">VH1</span> put on the latest of their sucky <span style="font-weight: bold;">Divas</span> show overseas for the troops as if they don't have it bad enough over there. The geniuses decide to have a few introductions from the idiots of Jersey Shore live. Now mind you, the entire audience consisted of troops. <span style="font-weight: bold;">ARMED TROOPS!!</span>! I still don't understand why these troops didn't just aim & fire the minute those clowns walked out there. I would've!! & would've felt a duty & honor to serve my country by ridding the world of the garbage!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. SPIDERMAN CRAWLING:</span><br />If <span style="font-weight: bold;">Van The Man</span> hadn't made my No. 1 list. This one surely would've been it. <span style="font-weight: bold;">U2</span>, who used to be one of the greatest bands in the world, sort of...decided to score a musical for Broadway about <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spiderman</span> the comic. Not knowing they wouldn't have <span style="font-weight: bold;">CG</span>, special effects, <span style="font-weight: bold;">ILM</span>, avatars or <span style="font-weight: bold;">George Lucas</span> & <span style="font-weight: bold;">IN FACT NEEDED REAL PEOPLE</span>, they practically killed cast members at auditions & rehearsals trying to find some way to make <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spiderman</span> real. Big mistake. Everyone is getting clocked left & right. 1st of all, if they read the comic at all, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spiderman</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">DOESN'T FLY!!!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">HE'S NOT SUPERMAN!!</span>! So why are there acrobats on the show, making him fly & why are they getting killed? <span style="font-weight: bold;">SPIDERMAN CLIMBS WALLS!!! THAT'S ALL!! WHAT IS SO HARD???</span> Oh well, doesn't look like the show is going to happen, because inspectors, officials & fire marshals are having a field day! Now that's fun. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. DANCING WITH THE STARS:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ARE YOU KIDDING? WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOSING YOUR MINDS OVER A FAKE DANCE SHOW?? THEY CAN'T EVEN DANCE TO THE REAL SONGS, THEY USED FAKE BAD VERSIONS OF THEM...SERIOUSLY??? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6. LEANN RIMES GATE</span>:<br />Are you kidding? Everyone hates this girl now. Because she cheated on her husband with another married dork & they both got divorced & are now getting married to each other. Because why? This isn't supposed to happen? Or this doesn't happen in country music. <span style="font-weight: bold;">IT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN COUNTRY!!</span>! <span style="font-weight: bold;">ITS A TYPICAL COUNTRY SONG!</span>! They did it publicly?? May I remind you this is exactly how Jennifer Lopez & Tori Spelling [<span style="font-style: italic;">2 broads I'd never though I'd mention in my bleech!</span>] acquired their new husbands & everyone seems to love them, except me. I think <span style="font-weight: bold;">Leann</span> is ok, so back off!!<br /><br />Hope you dig my list...feel free to give me yours & I'll tell you why it sucks....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I HAVE MORE....WAIT FOR IT....HAPPY NEW YEAR!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">XOXOOXOXOX</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ROZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>WIZARD of ROZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15168542030701622611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-10494969071698058512010-11-08T20:04:00.000-08:002010-12-05T17:19:35.812-08:00DEVIL IN A WUSSY DRESS-SPOOKY HEAVEN...../BURGERS & RIBS...........<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhovlKMqfJ9PDqJjrkhveQVJyGG85VbfIBUslGxEEi6laWRqk8btSrhL8wvZhprWdvW3s5gW5lvFYePvbVQGvZkWoFexU5Tcd72Y0j6enobSb0IiNLYG9m_ckcgPv0X9UhV9tI/s1600/HappyBunnybNAUGHTY.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhovlKMqfJ9PDqJjrkhveQVJyGG85VbfIBUslGxEEi6laWRqk8btSrhL8wvZhprWdvW3s5gW5lvFYePvbVQGvZkWoFexU5Tcd72Y0j6enobSb0IiNLYG9m_ckcgPv0X9UhV9tI/s1600/HappyBunnybNAUGHTY.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>DEVIL IN A WUSSY DRESS!</b> <br />
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I never thought I'd say this, but I have to say I miss the old days when music was supposedly run by the devil. What devil? Yes 'that' devil & no I'm not gonna capitalize his name like if he was a person or whatever he was supposed to be & <b>NO I'M NOT HIS BIGGEST FAN!</b>. I believed it. At least in the case of music, he was all over there. Back then it was a dude, I guess, lately I believe it's Larry King or Bon Jovi. Yet after careful consideration, I think it's Nancy Grace! Whatever you're thought of sir or chick devil. He's out there somewhere wasting people left & right & making people's life miserable at every turn, yet there was a while back where I swore he ruled music & a lot of others did too. Only one difference, I didn't forcibly get in anyone's face & shove down their throat's that he was there in our music. Well let's say the devil is a dude, he's gotta be, right girls? How else would we be so miserable half the time right? Well I got a story for you.<br />
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Turns out he was in the music, not mine but theirs. Who? The Metal music. Oh yes. Everyone thought so. Yet I knew it long before everyone else had caught up with it in the 80s. Long before <i>Tipper freakin Gore</i> was so bored in her house that she decided to tell everybody that every metal band no one cared about suddenly needed saving, or at least to clean up their lyrics. Lyrics? Who could understand what the hell they were saying? What did I care about lyrics? That was the whole fun in listening to a song at that time, trying to figure out what the hell anyone was talking about. In the 60s it was <b>Bob Dylan & James Brown</b>! Nobody knew what they were saying at all, to this day no one knows. The day <b>Bob Dylan</b> decided to shock everyone not by going electric by plugging in his guitar & getting <b>The Band</b> [<i>not a band '<b>The Band</b>'!</i>], but by singing a song legibly was nothing short of a miracle [...the song in question '<b>Lay Lady Lay</b>', although I still swore he said 'playing across the big brass band', so it wasn't too legible...]. In the <b>70s</b> it was <b>Elton John</b>, I defy you to figure out any of his lyrics [<i>without the words, especially on <b>Crocodile Rock</b></i>] ! Now it's everyone because no one is singing anymore. <br />
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I didn't like the metal, I loved the loudness, I still do. So when it was bad or when I thought it was bad I couldn't look at it let alone listen to it. So apparently for me, the devil ran 4 of the biggest bands on the planet at the time: <b>Judas Priest, Iron Maiden</b>, <b>AC/DC & Motorhead</b>. They were taboo. I don't know why. I don't know if the music was bad but it looked funny. Looked funny? How is music supposed to look? It wasn't supposed to have a look but I thought it did. <b>Queen</b> was normal, <b>Heart</b> was loud & nice music consisted by way of country, so that was where it was at for me. There was nothing that could make anyone so crazy as to think that you could possibly become 'bad' for listening to the most dangerous bands on the planet, which was what they were. So I never did, look at them, listened to them, stayed away. Until they got 'normal'. When did this happen? Later when they got 'exposed' by the people who wanted to believe they were bad & found out they weren't so bad at all. <br />
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Now there is more dangerous music on the planet not because it's the devil's [<i>or is it</i> !], but because it's just bad. So now the days of 'don't listen to that its bad' are gone, because when you did actually listen to 'that' because you thought it was 'bad' & found out it was actually 'good' is not good anymore. There's no more danger, only to a certain extent, there's no more panicking [<i>depending on who you talk to</i>] & there's no more 'I'm going to listen to it no matter what you say' because people are listening to crap now no matter what you say. So yes, everything has changed & I don't know if I'll ever get used to it. That's actually ok because now it's actually 'I have something good you'll never listen to because it's all mine'. It won't be over something that's exposed because some politician thinks it's bad but because now everything that is really sounding good out there isn't getting the exposure it should get & maybe that is a good thing. To discover something new for yourself, you could share with whoever you want. <br />
I still haven't gotten to that point. Crusher huh? It's ok though, I still & will always love the classics. My new discovery has been <b>Judas Priest, Iron Maiden & AC/DC</b> & <b>Motorhead.</b> To discover that they aren't dangerous was quite a revelation to me & probably everyone else who thought they were dangerous as well. So this is my new music & I'm fine with that. Yet I wonder still if I can get through their shows without getting killed, but of course, I'll never know unless I try. <br />
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Have we really figured out what is bad & what is dangerous, yet who knows where the devil is. Apparently he's listening to <b>Ozzy Osbourne</b> in a church promoting hate to which he has objected & Ozzy has threatened legal action. First of all, no church in the world that promotes anything would be even remotely listening to <b>Ozzy</b>, as he was part of the 'dangerous' crowd I spoke of before, in fact he built them, a cult? Yes. Occult? Maybe! So that should've been a question in the first place about that so-called 'church'. In fact for a church to go so far as to piss off <b>Ozzy</b>, let alone listen to him & use his music to send a message is pretty sick in the first place. Yes in this case you must feel sorry for <b>Ozzy</b>. He's never been this bad. I guess the devil works in mysterious ways. Everyone's worried about what's down here when they really should be worried about what's up there. Now I understand.</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd5Kt1os21IiQ4u-Gv4IY3Ns5A8rGkLu9wV4vAlWNvxczP2qobm5Z6MtEukIIGc8r7ZQavkfkFX5RZgNnuuB-SUI7EyqbQ6DI_jjw-zzT-jLr6_sx2A8g3ZNpBvgzX24OIxJk/s1600/spoiled+It%2527s+Happy+Bunny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd5Kt1os21IiQ4u-Gv4IY3Ns5A8rGkLu9wV4vAlWNvxczP2qobm5Z6MtEukIIGc8r7ZQavkfkFX5RZgNnuuB-SUI7EyqbQ6DI_jjw-zzT-jLr6_sx2A8g3ZNpBvgzX24OIxJk/s320/spoiled+It%2527s+Happy+Bunny.jpg" width="201" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <b>SPOOKY HEAVEN....BURGERS & RIBS......! </b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">WOW....<b>Happy Bunny</b> has been watching me lately. Knowing he only has a few months left with me because as of now I will be changing my pics from the ecstatic bunny to something different for the upcoming bleechs of the new year. I have to. He's given me years of pleasure & unless he gets his own show, he's no good to me anymore. Although I still love him & not that he's not good, he'll always hold a place in my heart. For another love has taken over my life. I've often wondered what it takes for all these damn weight issues being put forth everywhere, fat people everywhere, skinny people everywhere. Its pathetic already. My bought in the hospital recently has given me a strange sense of food again. Yes food. I discovered it all over again to a certain extent. I've tried very hard to be healthy & eat right, but what does that mean anymore? I don't know & it hasn't helped my weight issues any. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">No one in the world seems to talk about this & no one probably cares because it doesn't seem to be a tragedy to anyone but it is to me to a certain extent. I am skinny & cannot gain any weight. Not because I don't want to because I don't eat much. I admit when I'm stress I don't eat. But I am not model disgusting bone skinny. I have some meat on me, which some 'dudes' seem to love. Of course, it doesn't satisfy me, which is the point right. So why, does this matter? I kept hearing 'I can't stop eating , I'm huge when they're 800 pounds' & I'm too fat when they're 50 pounds, how do these people live? I'm 104 & I want more weight! Why the hell is that so hard to believe? When I came out of the hospital I went down to 96 pounds which scared the crap outta me. Last year in a beautiful 2 month span I went up to 115. I was the happiest I'd ever been. I want that weight back & nothing has brought it back for me. </div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">Until... I tried, I tried to be healthy & for 2 seconds I even tried to go veggie, I couldn't go all the way because I would never give up fish for anything. Now I had to go back, I had to & I did. Went back to meat. Not steak because I don't think I could ever eat a steak again. I went back to the burger. The hamburger & not just the fake ones at Burger King [<i>double bleech!& just so you know I was<b> NEVER </b>a BK fan yuk!]</i> but the real ones! I discovered the difference between fake meat & real meat & as sick or strange as this may sound it was an eye opener. At the hospital all I wanted was water, when I never drank water in my entire life!!<b> EVER!!! </b>And contrary to what you may hear it didn't clean me out as its supposed to. So if I couldn't get cleaned up by water what was going to clean me up? A normal regimen, which I still haven't figured out. Yet I have gone back to ribs for a while. Crazy! I never thought in my life I'd go back to that but wow. The things you miss. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I wonder if I''m going to get crap from Peta. I'm only doing this to get some kind of protein inside of me till I can reach my desired weight. Yet after all of this I still seem to be wasting my time. Again I tried to be healthy [<i>& I should really exercise more...</i>] & actually stuck with the water! I even went so far as to quit<b> McDonalds</b> for making me sick when I got out of the hospital. But then it happened. I was thinking about it for years wondering where it went, 20 years! I believe! & now its back! The<b> MCRIB</b>! </div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MERCY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</b></div><div style="text-align: center;">It has returned, during the <b>World Series </b>no less! The <b>Yankees</b> weren't even in it & I still saw it & then <b>HELLO!!!!!</b>!!!! 'You're old friend is back'....I wanted to die! <b>SO</b> I did. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I went & bought it & yes it was still wonderfully good & tasty! Sick I know! But I am guaranteed a good 1000 calories a day if I can keep this up! Which I don't believe I've been getting even in my normal din din. Its the most amazing thing when little things like this could take over your life but yes I have gone back to the monster. Spooky Heaven! What else can I say. I don't know how long this will last but I don't think I can handle it everyday but I know it'll be there when I need it. With all the things I've been missing over the years, its nice to go back to something you remember & that it hasn't changed like everything else in this world has. I'm not telling you veggies to go <b>MCrib</b> but its an old flame you'll never understand & that's ok. I'll try to come back to you later, at least when I get my arms back....& I thank Mcdonalds for bringing my old friend back!</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <i>This is my double bleech for <b>Oct./Nov</b> </i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>I will have a quad bleech for the months I did miss, which I have to go back & check [Jan/Feb-May/June-July-Dec]. I know I owe you a list for my yum rockin' <u>2000 & a 2009 </u>songs & albums list. SO I'll work on that....</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>thanx for sticking with me...its been a while...& I'll be back& no I won't balloon to a pulp & hopefully next year I'll not only come back with a new logo friend but a normal monthly bleech, because I'm sure musicians & people will still do dumb things I'll bleech about. Any beefs ...[...pun yeah whatever].... you know where to write, thanx again..miss u all....back to the music..!& please tell people about me, I'm really funny......xoxoxoxoxoxox</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i>Rozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz </i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-52642628078764500412010-09-25T19:23:00.000-07:002010-09-25T19:23:50.032-07:00YES I'M BACK...AUGUST DAM- AGE!!! / TO SING OR NOT TO SEPTEMBER SONG!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk2UCk-sIKU9JPX_B-PxLvVh8o0lUCz_yGbM5jF2cSgnsEB6npOSugZ2YxRu4Bph4_oTMXqs3aKgp4iRPbDbl9R1mMdlq0glpXuXDS1R-KOZULrPaGJ1rfcUEu4dA75LVhlm0/s1600/SISSY.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk2UCk-sIKU9JPX_B-PxLvVh8o0lUCz_yGbM5jF2cSgnsEB6npOSugZ2YxRu4Bph4_oTMXqs3aKgp4iRPbDbl9R1mMdlq0glpXuXDS1R-KOZULrPaGJ1rfcUEu4dA75LVhlm0/s320/SISSY.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> Hello kiddies, yes I back, it's been a while since my monthly bleech has been on. I've been through a low I never thought I'd hit. Yet I've returned something fierce [</span><i style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">if that's not the dumbest saying ever, please let me know!</i><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">]. But I will say this, I will more than make up for the months that I've missed</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> so you won't be disappointed and as I always say, stupid things always happen when I disappear. I found a few most interesting stories to tell you about. Yet I should say where I've been. I have been out of my mind...going blind staring at this mini-screen all day & night. It has taken its toll on my little eyes, but I'm living... had brutal oral surgery from which I'm recovering now...yet I still find my way back here to make you all insane with my logic & </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Happy Bunny</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> has stuck by me... I know a lotta sissys..... can we begin...with August.....??? [<i>DON'T JUDGE ME FOR MY FONT! DUMB THING ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY!]</i></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><u><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></u></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><u>DAM-AGE!!!!!!!!</u></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">I've always thought if an artist or musician remakes [<i>my favorite way of saying it as opposed to 'cover' which still makes no damn sense to me....</i>] an old song by another artist as opposed to a written song by a non-artist! [<i>?????????????? I suppose I should explain that to for you kiddies who don't understand & I will later....</i>] ...it is OK. </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">OK in the sense that it shouldn't be horrible. In that case, then lawyers should be called. I'm not exactly sure that's a precedent yet but somewhere I think it should be & I will hope soon that it is. I know if anyone wants to destroy my song they better make sure it destroys me & not the song. Or I will destroy them in court. If it is written! </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">I love old songs. Songs that cannot possibly be written again. Songs that have been forgotten. Songs that disappeared. There's a reason that nowadays artists still release more than 10 to almost 18 to 20 songs on a whole record now. Also for the stupid fact that you can't turn a crappy CD around to play the other side which sucks more than anything!! Yes I'm talking about a record player. Also the fact that MP3s just play a straight playlist continuously without stopping. So without thinking you might think you are listening to one 50 song record. Which somewhere in my lifetime would be way cool! Musicians will record more than 20 songs for a record, pick the best ones then release it for all to hear. They seem to work very hard at this. It is hard. Especially if the songs are amazingly very good. If the songs are tremendously bad, I can't imagine how hard that could be. But then I promise you Miley Cyrus will not do a tour and play from top to bottom her entire first album anytime soon or in the forseeable massive future, like all the semi-cool people are doing now. [<i>yes, semi !</i>, <i>which means not everyone should be doing it....</i>]</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> So what happens to these songs when they 'disappear'??? After the hits destroy them....they die!!! Should they die? Why doesn't anyone go out and search these songs and realize how great they are? When you go to buy a record [</span><i style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">if you do this anymore since there doesn't seem to be any record stores left, which is horrible...I don't care what you say 'ordering' & 'downloading' is NOT the same thing for any reason!</i>] what do you listen to? Do you actually listen to the whole record? Do you realize </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">what you're listening to, who you are listening to? [</span><i style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">this is not for Justin Beeber fans!....or maybe it is....</i><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">] </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Which brings me to the story that had me rolling in the trenches [?]...about poor <b>Miss Susan Boyle</b>. Seems <b>Miss Susan</b> wanted to sing, of all songs '<b>Perfect Day</b>' by <b>Lou Reed</b> on <b>America's Got [No]Talent</b>. Yet was denied by Sir <b>Lou</b> [<i>he's not a Sir!</i>] because he thought she would ruin it. Pretty funny, considering that<b> Duran Duran</b> remade the same song 15 years earlier on their '<b>Thank You</b>' record full of remakes & he absolutely thought it was precious. Mind you, the song itself came out 22 years earlier than that on the B-side of of <b>Reed</b>'s 1st single '<b>Walk On The Wild Side</b>'. So what's the big deal about this? The fact that the story was wrong. Reed never denied her the song or said she would be terrible at it. <b>Miss Boyle</b> did not wind up singing the song at all that night but she has put it on her new album, nor did she seem offended that he might have freaked had she sung the song, which brings me to my point. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">The story wasn't real. The reason she didn't sing the song is because they couldn't get the publishing clearance for the show in time which has got to be a lie and should be. Yet what if <b>Lou</b> actually didn't want <b>Susan</b> to sing the song? I think that would've made a much better story. Imagine. Him telling everyone she'll destroy it. A writer writes a song & if he has the publishing has the right to refuse any other artist from taking the song and making it theirs. Now publishing is a huge thing especially if you don't own it. If you don't own it basically you're screwed. This is where the non-artist comes in. A non-artist are what I call songwriters that only write to make money. Sometimes they may actually get their hands on the publishing which will make them more money than they've ever seen. This means that the poor song whether it is good or not will be forever heard in your local Burger King or Scott tissue commercial, even if they didn't write it & if they didn't & they don't own it, there's not a thing they can do about it. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Depressing isn't it? Who knows. I love fake stories. Sometimes. I still love old songs I wish I wrote. I still think if the song is remade in a bad way they should be sued. Damages isn't it? </span><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">DAM-AGE</b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">!!! That's what the precedent should be called. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I've been thinking how one always started to hear a song. Where you were the first time you actually heard an actual song or knew what it was. Not when your mom sang to you when you were a baby or when you got the National Anthem stuffed down your throat in school. But when you really heard that sound that made you just melt. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I don't know how you listen to songs these days but if they still mean something, they actually still do mean something. Old fashioned voices and sounds tend to do that. To me anyway. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> Some friends ask me about my 'problem' with 'male' bands. I have no problem with them as long as they're good. I do have a problem with them all : <b>1</b>-sounding the same <b>2</b> : not having a real voice and <b>3</b>: and showing off. Its like when you go back to the time when you heard the first song that made you crazy. The one that either made you want to be a musician or a singer or a dancer or just die! When I would hear a song sung by a man it made me want to die. Why? Because I <b>THOUGHT</b> he was singing to me! You can't do that with a girl. I thought <b>Tom Jones</b> was singing to me, <b>Neil Diamond </b>was singing to me. A girl singing to you would only apply to a certain extent if you liked that person physically. Of course that didn't apply. So when I finally did hear the girl song, I was taken aback. I didn't know what to feel or how to realize it, when I realized I wasn't caring that they weren't singing to me. Then I heard not just the voice but what was going on around the voice. That's when I became a musician! </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Then it became like she was telling a story as opposed to singing to me. Then I wondered why she didn't play the song itself. Then I found out that you could play the song yourself long after I heard the story. Being a dancer, you're supposed to tell stories with your body unless you have music. Then you have to tell the song's story per se. To this day when I hear a song by a man I want them to be singing it to me & only me. When I hear a song by a lady I want to hear the story. When I hear a song by a band I wonder where how loud the song will get. Then I listen for how long it can go on. Wonder what will stick out. Who's playing it. Everything is important if the song is good enough. They don't have to necessarily say anything important, just enough to make you notice. That is the song!! I love the noise and the loudness and in my development as a musician, yes, I care less & less about the voice. Especially since no one can sing anymore or no one really sings anymore. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">The music now stands out for me, actually always did. Now I listen more than ever, to that note, those drums [<i>especially the drums!!</i>], the guitar, the bass, the keyboards. I listen for what's fake and I can tell. I can tell who's playing what, how they're playing it, I can feel if its a woman or a man believe it or not. As much as no one like to think there's a difference there is. It is not the same. And when you discover that feeling it is something incredibly special. Everyone says the voice is an instrument but I have a hard time with that. Especially if the person has no voice, literally. For me, I can still get into them singing to me and telling me a story yet I want some action behind there too. Its still important & I still think it's the most amazing sound you'll ever hear. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> It was just a thought in my head I wanted to share. Even now that there seem to be a comeback of real musicians. I believe everyone is sick of the fake sounds that are spewing out of this world lately & its time to get back to 'real' reality not fake reality. This goes for anyone who really can feel music in their head like I do & wish everyone else could. I'd give anything to share that feeling with everyone, then maybe everyone would be happier. All I can say is find a song that destroys you in the best way possible & don't let it go. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">not my normal bleech....but thanx for coming anyway......xoxoxox</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Rozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-9416083695406176972010-04-21T18:08:00.000-07:002010-07-16T17:09:23.316-07:00CLASSIC ROCK FEMALES MY ASS!!!! /MARCH RUNAWAYS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKsOA0w8_85Q1qnUmAj5-QFQ8wjIxHiP2bb-F8Ze2nFNajVJtQrC9XiSFj87bZjeyza0rv7LiFkFH32QTN7H8wtha_HOgIDIoczNtzXLuHxA0YWi6tAQkveGD850fYTOXh3Ak/s1600/OFFBUTTON50.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKsOA0w8_85Q1qnUmAj5-QFQ8wjIxHiP2bb-F8Ze2nFNajVJtQrC9XiSFj87bZjeyza0rv7LiFkFH32QTN7H8wtha_HOgIDIoczNtzXLuHxA0YWi6tAQkveGD850fYTOXh3Ak/s320/OFFBUTTON50.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462762995439902898" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Ok, I've been away for a while, recovering from a pretty heavy procedure. Something I'd rather not display, but if you write to me I will tell you. I thought I could come back & recover to a nice peaceful normal life but to no avail. Since some people have decided to make this harder for me. This is fine, had I not been in a hospital trying to get some things removed from me. To say nothing of what this has done to the rest of my health. I am recovered to a certain extent but can't help but completely feel heartbroken, disappointed & upset, especially since nothing has been done to help my cause. I can't fully explain what this is all about but to know that people you've known for a while & trusted have not been able to do a thing to help you do what you've always done for such a long time without any problems has become a complete shock to me. There is the old adage that says 'I do not wish this on my worst enemy'....but yes <span style="font-weight:bold;">I DO</span> !! I do wish this on my worst enemy because it is them that have put me through this misery & I long for them to feel the pain that I have been experiencing this new year & wonder how they sleep at night & after sitting through 2 days of the most humiliating & degrading experiences of my life to try to get through this, I do so wish they will feel this pain soon. <br /></span><br /> While I continue to be in the dark about what will happen to their person while they continue to gloat, I actually have tried to move on. I have <span style="font-weight:bold;">HAPPY BUNNY</span> here to help me put together 4 months of my <span style="font-weight:bold;">Bleech</span> that I have not been able to produce for you. 1st of all this is not the font I usually use but I will accept it for now since I have a lot to say. So here is my MARCH/APRIL Bleech...starting with April:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">CLASSIC ROCK FEMALE MY ASS!!!.</span>.......<br /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Q104.3 FM</span> IN NY, the premier classic rock station, has a newsletter which I subscribe to for some reason. They sent it to me a few weeks ago at the height of the release of the <span style="font-weight:bold;">RUNAWAYS</span> movie & it had...as they were sort of ??? plugging the movie, a photo gallery of what 'they' called Female Rockers or Hot Rockin' Women, I completely forgot what it was called. Now I could've wrote this weeks ago when they actually sent me the piece of crap, but I guess I was still in shock about what I saw. 1st of all there were at least 12 female rockers the station doesn't play at all let alone dare play [<span style="font-style:italic;">Yeah Yeah Yeahs, etc...</span>], I think Madonna was there, I can't remember it well, but the ones that were there were J<span style="font-weight:bold;">oan Jett, Ann Wilson, Nancy Wilson</span> [<span style="font-style:italic;">separately I might add, so they could make it 2 females</span>]<span style="font-weight:bold;"> Pat Benatar, Chrissie Hynde & Cherie Currie</span> who with her band <span style="font-weight:bold;">the Runaways</span> has <span style="font-weight:bold;">NEVER</span> been played on that station, I also know that <span style="font-weight:bold;">Stevie Nicks </span>nor <span style="font-weight:bold;">Christine McVie</span> were there.<br /><br />Naturally I lost it & had to write to them, I could've written them a huge long involved letter giving them a <span style="font-weight:bold;">Complete History of Classic Lady Rock</span> but I just wanted them to know how clearly stupid it was for them to think they could get away with displaying an unqualified set of females that had no business being compiled with true females because they were too lazy to do any proper research or realize that of their entire playlist there are only 5 females they play, none of which are actual female bands. They constantly have 'Babes' & 'Hot Moms' contests & they can't be bothered to play a classic band from even the damn 80s when it is clearly 2010!!!! I was nicer than I should've been. Why do we have to be so calm about this? Why can't I be? My point is why would they display female rockers when they never play them on the station in the 1st place?? <span style="font-weight:bold;">I AM SO TIRED OF NOT HEARING THE AMAZING FEMALE BANDS ALONGSIDE OF THE MALE BANDS ON THE RADIO</span>!!<br /><br />Here is my teeny letter to them, hoping it would fit in their stupid suggestion box....... :<br /><br />To Whom Idiot It May Concern: [I didn't write that greeting, but I should've!!!!]<br /><br />A few weeks ago on your Q104 workforce newsletter, you had a gallery of Rock Ladies or Hot R'n'R Women [ <span style="font-style:italic;">I forgot what it was called</span>] & had about 25 ladies in this gallery. I'd been a fan of this station since I could remember, since <span style="font-weight:bold;">WNEW</span>,a very long time. I've not come forward about this especially since you've had these dumb 'Hot Moms' contests up [<span style="font-style:italic;">I have no kids</span>] but this Rock Ladies gallery took the cake. Since the release of <span style="font-weight:bold;">'The Runaways'</span> movie, the playing of female bands has not increase at all for any rock station especially yours. For you to have put up a gallery of 25 female artists of which only you play on the air maybe only 5 of them [<span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Heart</span>, which separated the sisters, Joan Jett,etc.</span>.] & a few females on the gallery weren't even rock artists was quite pathetic & offensive. While maybe some choose to ignore the playing of 'female bands' & I stress the word 'bands' as opposed to female rock singers [<span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pat Benatar, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge</span>, etc..</span>] after all these years, your station still has not come close to playing proper female bands as classic as they have become already.<span style="font-weight:bold;"> The Runaways, Isis, [<span style="font-style:italic;">whom Alison Steele loved!!!<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span>], Fanny, Birtha, The Go-Go's</span>, despite the fact you still call yourselves <span style="font-weight:bold;">'Classic Rock'</span> & have the nerve to play bands like BonJovi,Pearl Jam & Green Day. I have no idea what it will take for you to have a little respect for the little bit of females you do play to forget them in the gallery [<span style="font-weight:bold;">Stevie Nicks & Christine McVie!!!</span>, how do you forget them?] Or have the decency to place a gallery up of the correct females that do actually play instruments & had legit female bands!! Do not dare try display an awful set of female rockers that you don't ever play on your station & call them rockin!!<br />Even though I didn't write weeks ago, I just now got over the shock of seeing this pathetic display of so-called female rockers. I would hope at least you would begin to play some female bands on your station & not let a movie show that a female band did exist!!<br /><br />I'm sorry I deleted that particular newsletter as proof of your ridiculousness but I would hope it is in your records somewhere.<br /><br />Thank you,<br />Roz<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />MARCH RUNAWAYS....</span>..............<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4joAr17SO1W35saGNGky9gtF8W_LLGBHtalEZimL4wH3gw3hoSQtCj3hNcHqZHlSWXwIwnKB8t95qHeVNyu4ajogdpvpwpNoyro3oQrOSsM4ZpM3liXgwHbAMCdO1kD7pssk/s1600/MAKEOVERRUN450.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4joAr17SO1W35saGNGky9gtF8W_LLGBHtalEZimL4wH3gw3hoSQtCj3hNcHqZHlSWXwIwnKB8t95qHeVNyu4ajogdpvpwpNoyro3oQrOSsM4ZpM3liXgwHbAMCdO1kD7pssk/s320/MAKEOVERRUN450.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462778340481053458" /></a><br /> What a way to celebrate <span style="font-weight:bold;">Women's History Month!</span>!!!! After hearing that <span style="font-weight:bold;">Dakota Fanning</span>. Teeny weeny Dakota fanning a very teeny little child actress who has done semi-cute movies & has tried to move on to serious roles even though she's just turned <span style="font-weight:bold;">16 </span>years old [<span style="font-style:italic;">meaning she was still quite <span style="font-weight:bold;">15</span> when she did film this movie</span>]...after hearing little <span style="font-weight:bold;">DAKOTA</span> was going to play crazy <span style="font-weight:bold;">CHERIE CURRIE</span>, lead singer of the rock band the <span style="font-weight:bold;">RUNAWAYS</span>, I had to see it. I wanted to see it. I didn't care who was playing them, I just wanted to be authentic. In the story & their instrument playing since most band movies only have those 'pretending' to play their instruments or 'acting' as it is supposed to be. Yet any musician who knows this band & knows music are not going to tolerate that. <br /> Of course, somehow they have to include the latest 'Twilight' vampire actress in this movie to generate more interest. Kristen Stewart is to play <span style="font-weight:bold;">Joan Jett</span>. Fine. [<span style="font-style:italic;">was <span style="font-weight:bold;">Joan Jett</span> an actual vampire? maybe...</span>] Who's going to play <span style="font-weight:bold;">Lita? Sandy?? Jackie?</span>? The real important ladies of the band?? I care! Does anybody else?? Nobody cares....why?? Because the story isn't about them..... Wait.... what??? How is that possible? They were in the band weren't they??? <span style="font-weight:bold;">Lita Ford Sandy West & Jackie Fox, guitar , drums & bass!!</span>! The important ones of the band!!! No, they aren't in the movie. They are but they aren't. The movie is based on <span style="font-weight:bold;">Cherie</span>'s biography <span style="font-weight:bold;">Neon Angel</span>. Fine. That's not a problem either. The problem is that it is called '<span style="font-weight:bold;">THE RUNAWAYS'</span> ! And the person who steals this movie is not one of the ladies, even though they do. <br /> I'm hearing all about the sex that is supposedly put forth in the movie so I'm thinking it is going to be a sack-fest of all the people they might've screwed to get to the top & that it will actually be displayed quite graphically, even though that wasn't how they became known, just to make that clear. But it's a movie & they've got to glorify it, right? So I'm actually dreading going to see it. Yet it turns out [<span style="font-style:italic;">I went with my guitarist who kept me from throwing crap at the screen...</span>] it wasn't so bad after all. Not too much sex. Thank God. A lot of silly things, probably the worst <span style="font-weight:bold;">Runaways</span> songs to choose for the movie as opposed to the really good ones they actually do have, so maybe everyone who sees the movie will seek out the better songs the ladies did record together. [<span style="font-style:italic;">Like the<span style="font-weight:bold;"> Mamma Mia movie & ABBA</span>, the B dudes choosing the worst ABBA songs possible for the movie as opposed to making everyone sick of their actual good ones!!, very smart!</span>]. Very stylish movie, the boots were gorgeous & I'm a big fan of mega-giant boots!! The man playing Kim Fowley was the scariest sight of all because he was too perfect as this pig. How those girls let him spew that filth to them is beyond me. Yes, they wanted to make it, they wanted to get signed, but anyone who talked to me like that would've gotten a serious ass-kicking. Incredible! <br /> The movie is worth watching but <span style="font-weight:bold;">DO NOT IN ANY WAY THINK THAT</span> :<br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;">1:</span> this movie is about the band. because it isn't. It is about Joan Jett & <span style="font-weight:bold;">Cherie Currie</span> & how they tried to live their lives through this band. Not about the entire band themselves; <br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;">2:</span> the <span style="font-weight:bold;">RUNAWAYS</span> are the 1st female band ever ! <span style="font-weight:bold;">NO!! THEY ARE NOT THE 1ST FEMALE BAND EVER</span>. They may be the 1st Hard Rock female band, but they were in no way the 1st. THEY ARE IN FACT THE 7TH!!! behind :<span style="font-weight:bold;"> GOLDIE & THE GINGERBREADS, ISIS, DAUGHTERS OF EVE, FANNY, CRADLE & BIRTHA!!!!</span> All of whom rocked. Loudly but not as provocatively. <br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;">3:</span> You're going to be influenced into starting a band. If you are wonderful. The only reason you may not be is because you may not want to be doing as much drugs as they do & be ordered around by an old pig manager who only want to get his jollies off by making money off of jailbait. <br /> The message of the movie should've been get some of your girlfriends together & form a cool rock band & play some instruments. The message of this movie is do not let your band be run by a pig manager & do not consume a million pounds of drugs or your life & band will be out of control!! <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />THANX TO ALL FOR YOUR BEST WISHES & 4 WAITING FOR ME....I MISSED YOU TOO...XOXOX<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><!-- Begin I Write Like Badge --><br /><div style="overflow:auto;border:2px solid #ddd;font:20px/1.2 Arial,sans-serif;width:380px;padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; color:#555"><img src="http://s.iwl.me/w.png" style="float:right" width="120"><div style="padding:20px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee; text-shadow:#fff 0 1px"> I write like<br><a href="http://iwl.me/w/d7939cdb" style="font-size:30px;color:#698B22;text-decoration:none">David Foster Wallace</a></div><p style="font-size:11px; text-align:center; color:#888"><em>I Write Like</em> by Mémoires, <a href="http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/" style="color:#888">Mac journal software</a>. <a href="http://iwl.me" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0"><b>Analyze your writing!</b></a></p></div><br /><!-- End I Write Like Badge -->Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-26862151361637688922009-11-30T18:05:00.000-08:002009-12-11T04:37:57.662-08:00THANX / GOODBYE BAD YEAR!! TRIPLE WHAMMY???? NAH! !<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimO__c_GUGb4h61Uo2IeNcpwoy78dEpatlluU4Oyvvdn1OK-VbSl0bi_SnY4TvM7JbUcJhWxnAM645TCZ-5-Dw-GfQW0MXSzE99qZr7TFkB4iv0keE8vXMbzt-mL93xLHuQlU/s1600-h/COMPLIMENT450.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimO__c_GUGb4h61Uo2IeNcpwoy78dEpatlluU4Oyvvdn1OK-VbSl0bi_SnY4TvM7JbUcJhWxnAM645TCZ-5-Dw-GfQW0MXSzE99qZr7TFkB4iv0keE8vXMbzt-mL93xLHuQlU/s400/COMPLIMENT450.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413052678106071522" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Time goes by so fast. Who knew. Thanksgiving has come & gone & a lot of things have happened. Funny things, shocking of course, or not, depending on what constitutes shocking now or by your standards. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny</span> has suggested I put my criticisms in the form of a compliment. Since when?? But I'll try. Its very hard when almost everyone people seem to look up to have just lost their minds. What does that mean? They're human? They're dumb? They're not perfect. I think all of these apply. It's one thing to throw yourself out there as one thing, its another to do the exact opposite of what people are 'supposed' to think of you. How many times have you heard do look up to stars? Movie stars, not the stars above. certainly not the moon, because who knows where that is now?? [<span style="font-style: italic;">I know.....big deal...</span>] I was going to try to throw a triple whammy bleech for you but I will be here forever if I do so I will leave you with this & throw a double on for next month as I have a lot to say apparently because I forgot something, which I will explain later!! Here's my Thanx to list...some you'll get some you may not. Whatever, I'll try to sum up this year in the form of my Thank yous with some of my favorite stories & craziness of the year.....1st of all to all who's read my bleechs & rantz & dug them, all I ask is to spread the word......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: DAVID LETTERMAN</span>...<br />for still being the coolest guy on the planet. Yes, he messed around, but one would hope it was before he married. Yet still, you don't see him at Hollywood parties, he certainly doesn't buy hookers. he jokes about it but he's never been that Hollywood guy. He's just a comedian who hosts a show & happens to be hilarious. How anyone expected him to be perfect is beyond me. He's still the greatest.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: THE MOON</span>....<br />for not <span style="font-weight: bold;">YET</span> retaliating & kicking our ass because of <span style="font-weight: bold;">NASA</span>'s stupidity & basically surviving their horrible attack. Not that it shouldn't but it would help if it got its facts straight. It wasn't us who wanted to do any harm to the moon. I wouldn't blame it for being upset. I know exactly where to point them. To find out if the moon had water <span style="font-weight: bold;">NASA</span> spend billions & sent a bus-sized rocket up to bruise it royally. This has to be the most shocking story of the year. As of global warming wasn't bad enough, <span style="font-weight: bold;">NASA</span> has to try to destroy what's left of space let alone the Earth. Earlier in the year they 'reported' that Jupiter had a 'scar' in the atmosphere near poor <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jupiter</span>'s south pole because it'd been hit by an object or a comet. All this coming from images from their infrared telescope in Hawaii. How do we know they didn't do that themselves? the bastards!! Seems like Jupiter is going to get in on this action now. Thank God the moon is still there, I guess they saw fit to 'scar' it. Not looking too damaged. I have a word of advice for the moon: '<span style="font-style: italic;">Talk to Pluto & now Jupiter, they're pissed off too</span>!'<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: THE YANKEES</span>!!...<br />for giving me the most exciting year of Baseball I've had in a very long time. Walk-off wins, crazy weather games, long innings, insane scoring [<span style="font-style: italic;">ala</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">football</span>],fights, historical games, breaking records, dumb luck, the play-offs [<span style="font-style: italic;">which will always be the </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">PLAY-OFFS</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">for</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">me & not this post season crap!!</span>] & winning the <span style="font-weight: bold;">WORLD SERIES!</span>!!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">WOW!!! WHAT A TRIP</span>!! Crazy managing by <span style="font-weight: bold;">GI JOE</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">GIRARDI</span>, giving them what they haven't had in a long time......<span style="font-weight: bold;">BALLS!</span>! This year almost had everything it used to have, suspense, excitement, fights!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">AWESOME!</span>! It took me forever to warm up to insane <span style="font-weight: bold;">catcher Jorge Posada</span>, with his dumb plays & sour mug but when he lost it & almost killed everybody in Toronto, that was the greatest!! They even had the nerve to make him acting manager on the last day before the playoffs, which was hilarious. I thought if anyone made a mistake he was going to lose it. But it was cool! Dancing man <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mark Teixeira</span>, I call him Shakira because he was always shaking 'it' at 1st base waiting for anything to happen. His plays over there were sick! It was like watching <span style="font-weight: bold;">3rd base King CRAIG NETTLES</span> on 1st. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Derek Jeter</span> & y'all this one took a long time for me. But for him to give me one night of history on <span style="font-weight: bold;">999</span> was pretty damn cool, screw the next night when he broke it, the tie was better so <span style="font-weight: bold;">HA!</span>! & you'll never know why......[<span style="font-style: italic;">actually because they lost that night he broke it...but I have my own yummy reasons for loving that night, they didn't lose & neither did I, heehee.</span>]. My personal thanx to probably the most outrageous psycho pitcher I've ever seen in my life. <span style="font-weight: bold;">AJ BURNETT</span>! In all my years of watching baseball I've never seen anything like him. He's completely focused,doesn't move, isn't twitchy, he's completely still & when he fires...he's just psycho! Just incredible. That man is something special & will continue to add more fire in the next coming years which will be so exciting to watch. His walk-off pies have made the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> classic now! He's also very cute for a baby, well slightly!! Also, I must thank him for secretly autographing his pic for me. Awesome! I must thank them all for my very 1st<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Yankee Parade</span>. As crazy as it was, it was a blast. Just too short. <span style="font-weight: bold;">27</span>! Crazy. I think they can make it to <span style="font-weight: bold;">30</span>. I think <span style="font-weight: bold;">30'</span>s enough. Y Not?<br />As they've already made they're post season dumb trades I bid adieu to cool<span style="font-weight: bold;"> BB</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brian Bruney</span>, he was insane, hated talking to the press & answering their stupid questions & was waiting to kick a little Met ass. Yet now with the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nationals</span>, there's no doubt he will! & <span style="font-weight: bold;">Phil Coke</span>, who was just mad fun & crazy. You guys rocked us! Too fun! Thanx <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span>, let's go for <span style="font-weight: bold;">30</span>!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: ROBBIE ROBERTSON</span>.....<br />for completely ruining what was left of the rock'n'roll greats. To explain:<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Mr. Robertson</span> is an icon. He was in the band <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE BAND</span>! & since he's left he's done a couple of great records. I don't mean a couple because he's made some ok solo records, he actually doesn't have more than 5, so that works. Yet since then he's been A creative consultant to the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame</span> Museum induction ceremonies that usually take place in NY. He actually told <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Fogerty</span> if he didn't go sing '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Proud Mary</span>', since he didn't want to, that everyone would think it was a Tina Turner song. Crazy. Some of those shows have been amazing & have actually just been released on DVD. So why am I pissed at him. Well, I don't know who actually put together the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Madison Square Garden</span> show that took place last month saluting all the artists who already have been inducted, but since he <span style="font-weight: bold;">IS A</span> consultant or whatever the hell that is supposed to be, than he should have fixed the hell out of this piece of crap they've been playing on HBO lately. I've had nothing but respect & love for my fellow aging artists. I don't care if they have canes, wheelchairs, grey hair up to their ankles, so what, if they can still kick, they can still kick, simple right?? It will not look bad if done correctly. Ask <span style="font-weight: bold;">QUEEN, MOODY BLUES, JETHRO TULL, STEVE MILLER, CHICAGO</span>, etc... but were these acts there? <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOOOOOOOOOOOO</span>! the only acts who maybe saved that show were <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_TdkLwQUQs"><span style="font-weight: bold;">JEFF BECK</span>,</a> who was unbelievable [with the morbid exception of Sting absolutely destroying 'People Get Ready' & looking like Santa Claus had lost weight!!] & <span style="font-weight: bold;">CROSBY STILLS & NASH, WHO NO MATTER WHAT ARE ALWAYS GREAT!!!</span> But the rest was just bad playing, bad collaboration & just bad taste. Everyone looked old when they weren't & sounded terrible where they shouldn't have & they hadn't before. I never would've let that air. Had <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ray Davies</span> been allowed to sing more than 1 song he would've stolen that show, which he did, if <span style="font-weight: bold;">Metallica</span> hadn't almost destroyed his song while playing it. Just horrid. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ray Davies</span> is a genius & a Hall of Famer. So what was he doing playing with those idiots??? <span style="font-weight: bold;">ROBBIE?????????????</span>? I blame you & you better fix that & get some real damn musicians in the Hall of Fame <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mr. Damn Consultant!</span>! <span style="font-weight: bold;">CONSULT!! DON"T INSULT OUR INTELLIGENCE ALREADY!</span>! You made all those musicians look old & that should never have happened. It was embarrassing & you should be embarrassed. Anywhere these all these artists would've looked good on their own but nooooooooo, you have to combine them with other idiots, make them sing songs they don't need to sing & just sound terrible. It was never their age, this time it was & that was pathetic. You better look at that tape carefully before you publicly show something so pathetic again!!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: VH1 DIVAS</span>:<br />For putting on the worst show ever, worse than the above show I was thanking Robbie for. OK, its TV. You have a time limit. You picked Divas that no one heard of, or have heard of but only had one song to sing so you had to fill up the rest with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paula Abdul</span>a's tirade & awful whining. A show you actually had some poll to pick the Divas for this particular show. Now maybe if you don't do that again, then you'll maybe decide to pick some ladies who can actually sing not only in key but can actually sing.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: the LOON WHO WROTE</span>:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE</span>. Yep, that's right. Anyone remember this song? Well if you do or don't. Its a <span style="font-weight: bold;">1977</span> extremely mellow song by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Debby Boone</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">She DID NOT WRITE THIS SONG!!! OK</span>! It was from a movie of the same name, which won the Oscar for Best Song that year. OK! This song was remade in the 90s by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcuBUCCjB-M"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Leann Rimes</span>,</a> who actually did an ok version of it, if you want to look it up. <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOW. SHE DID NOT WRITE THIS EITHER!</span>. [<span style="font-style: italic;">I know what you are thinking, do you think I'm that dumb? ..... <span style="font-weight: bold;">YES!</span> people do think this way now, if they haven't heard of 1977.</span>]<span style="font-weight: bold;"> NOW</span>, the Oscar winning loon who wrote this, apparently made some awesome moolah out of it so much so that he's going away for it, for a very, very long time. Seems sir dude took this moolah, set up a company for himself to hire & lure women to his nest for kicks. That's all I'll say because the charges are quite heavy & he <span style="font-weight: bold;">IS</span> going away. The best part about this sick story is that some other? woman actually married him & took some stuff from him so....<span style="font-weight: bold;">.HE'S SUING HER!!!!!!!!! FROM WHERE JAIL???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> WHAT THE HELL??</span> He wants his stuff back, some jewerly & money she took or something. I guess he'll need it to pay off his new wives in prison, because when they find out he wrote that song he's so done. Now this story should've been everywhere! It's my <span style="font-weight: bold;">No. 1</span>!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: BLONDIE & PAT BENATAR!</span>!:<br />for putting together the best tour of the year! Along with the semi-new <span style="font-weight: bold;">Donnas</span> opening for them, this ass kicking chyk-fest was what the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lillith Fair </span>should've been [<span style="font-style: italic;">apparently this show is coming back next year, let's hope they learned something</span>]. They called it '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Call Me Invincible</span>' which was brilliant. Together they were on fire. Too bad their sets were so short. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pat G</span>, who does not go by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Benatar</span> anymore [<span style="font-style: italic;">if you didn't know, she took her man's last name & the band is actually now called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pat & Neil</span>, which isn't so bad...so what? she's still <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pat</span>!</span>] actually celebrated the <span style="font-weight: bold;">30th</span> anniversary of her 1st album which seems insane but its true. In tribute she called on the boys who 1st played with her on that classic record,including the amazing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Myron Grombacher on drums</span>. It was drum heaven that night. Along with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Clem Burke of Blondie</span> it was just perfect drums all night long. An amazing tour which should be repeated every year. Just incredible. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Miss Blondie</span> was <span style="font-weight: bold;">Miss Blondie</span> as always. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Deborah Harry</span>'s voice was intact as always & just fun. It was a perfect show, it just should've been longer. Very cool.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX TO: QUEEN</span>:<br />For just carrying on & being fantastic & not putting up with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paul Rodger's</span> dumb statements after going back to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bad Company</span>. They continued on with Paul as their singer & made a couple of great records but then he had to pull the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Firm/Law</span> crap on them & ditch them & be stupid about it. I would hope this tells these fantastic musicians that they don't need anyone but themselves to still be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Queen</span>, a fact they have proven constantly & on their entire tour.Let's hope they don't make any more idiotic 'Idol' decisions & keep to themselves & come back swinging. <span style="font-weight: bold;">BRIAN MAY & ROGER TAYLOR</span> are the most talented musicians in the world, even Paul knows this. He's not that stupid! They deserve to keep playing as <span style="font-weight: bold;">Queen</span> because they <span style="font-weight: bold;">ARE QUEEN</span>!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger</span> has a fantastic solo record out called <span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ZtaDOniZ0">the Unblinking Eye</a> </span>& finally he has come back strong solo. Let's just hope they can come back next year with something special!! IN fact they actually have found some new singers. Better than they've ever had!!<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY"><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE MUPPETS!!</span></a>! Now that is <span style="font-weight: bold;">QUEEN!</span>! <br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br />I have lots more to be thankful for, even though it was a horrible year, besides the above madness. My yearly list of <span style="font-weight: bold;">50</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">this was years ago</span>] has dwindled down to <span style="font-weight: bold;">10</span> since there was so much crap, apparently <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wikipedia? </span>says there were approximately <span style="font-weight: bold;">3,197</span> pieces of crap & counting released this year [<span style="font-style: italic;">maybe I have that wrong & maybe they do too, personally I think its more than that-did you know that </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Cheap Trick</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> had a new album this year??? poor guys!</span>] but there was actually some ok stuff. Personally I cannot wait to release my alter-ego's valley girl album, but until then..' here it goes......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOVIES OF 2009:<br /> [</span><span style="font-style: italic;">I can't believe I even know 10</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">]<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. WHIP IT<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. PIRATE RADIO<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. LAST CHANCE HARVEY<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. UP<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">5 . </span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">ANVIL-THE STORY OF ANVIL</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">6. </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">9 [NOT NINE THE WORD, THE NUMBER 9,]</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">7. SANTA BUDDIES<br /><br />8. </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">9 . </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">TAKING WOODSTOCK</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10. TRANSFORMERS 2</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2009 ALBUMS:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. UNDER THE COVERS, VOL.2- SUSANNA HOFFS & MATTHEW SWEET</span> -<span style="font-style: italic;">didn't think I'd take it the 1st time [<span style="font-weight: bold;">Vol.1</span>] but she did again, so pissed!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.LIVE IN UKRAINE-QUEEN</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">-nothing short of brilliant<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. WICKED WONDERLAND-LITA FORD</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">-sex driven hot rock<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. ALL THE WAY IN-BERLIN</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">-classic madness<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">5 .</span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BELIEVE-ORIANTHI </span><span style="font-style: italic;">-classy new guitar lady </span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">6 .MY TURN-TANYA TUCKER</span><span style="font-style: italic;">-always amazing<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">7 .REVOLUTION-MIRANDA LAMBERT</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">-she just rules!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">8 . </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BLUE AGAIN-MICK FLEETWOOD BLUES BAND</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">-what else??</span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">9. </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">COSMIC EGG-WOLFMOTHER</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">-they're still good...</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">10.</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">GET LUCKY-MARK KNOPFLER</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-style: italic;">-he's always cool...</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">'6 CHYKS & NONE GOT NOMINATED FOR A ROCK GRAMMY BECAUSE THERE IS NO FEMALE ROCK CATEGORY ANYMORE!! PATHETIC!!'<br />THAT'S MY END OF YEAR STATEMENT!!!!!!!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">There you go...good riddence 2009....weird year...weird end to the decade?? WHAT? ARE U KIDDING?? THE DECADE?? THAT MEANS.....<br />I GOTTA....WRITE... A DECADE??? LIST????<br />HELLO??????????????????????????<br /><br /></span></span></span><br />zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br /><br /></span></span><br /></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-39444822252392960152009-10-12T19:32:00.000-07:002009-11-19T22:41:11.108-08:00BLUE MOON????????????????????<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih6MzP6I2ziociLw77TTDjG3x_a_DMzA3RWV0r-VeKlZO4FmjTVRnO6y6m4ueHFnwO2MfFJ4WHmshEVIAlgXGT8pXJ1URpC3qPVIB9Wmr4_qpb5_eZ6mArq6czSo5C5eWK2Ys/s1600/i'mhot_poster.b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih6MzP6I2ziociLw77TTDjG3x_a_DMzA3RWV0r-VeKlZO4FmjTVRnO6y6m4ueHFnwO2MfFJ4WHmshEVIAlgXGT8pXJ1URpC3qPVIB9Wmr4_qpb5_eZ6mArq6czSo5C5eWK2Ys/s400/i'mhot_poster.b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405995206547886210" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I loved science. Science is supposed to search, discover, answer & maybe cure some of life's weird questions & mysteries. My favorite of all the parts of science to learn was the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Table of Elements</span>. I knew it like I know my music. It was fun, it was interesting. I would've become a chemist! Yet lately with all this cloning & weirdo claims that certain scientists are spewing lately, you just think these people are seriously losing their minds. I've been questioning my love for science. Wondering if the real culprits of this are the scientists who have certain beliefs that don't quite match my own. I'd give anything to see what is actually in space myself. I still love space & wonder what's up there, but not to the point of practically destroying the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Earth</span> to find out. [<span style="font-style: italic;">maybe certain parts! but not the whole <span style="font-weight: bold;">Earth</span>...</span>] I most especially not willing to destroy what's practically left of whatever it is that is up there to find out. Of course some idiots at NASA are!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NASA</span> who may have been cool once, just isn't anymore. Why else would we have<br />Summer on Christmas & Winter in June? How they get this money is beyond me. Grants, loans, donations? Fine. Huge islands of food can be bought with all the money they spend sending rockets up to space to find out what's up there. It used to be interesting. Now it's getting to the point where it's just ridiculous. On Friday, October 9th at approximately 7:30am Eastern Standard Time, these loons sent up a rocket which was described as the 'size of a bus'... <span style="font-weight: bold;">A BUS!!!!!!!!!</span>!! This bus was called the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lunar Crater Observation & Sensing Satellite</span>. SO they sent this huge bus crashing into the moon. <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE MOON!!</span>! What has the moon ever done to them??????? It didn't stop in space to look at it, it didn't take pictures of anything. <span style="font-weight: bold;">It BLEW A HOLE IN THE MOON THE SIZE OF A BUS!!!!!!! OK! FOR WHAT???</span>? To see if there is water there.<br /><br />The loon in charge of this wanted to determine if there is water ice hidden in the crater's perpetual darkness & frigidness. This will determine if NASA will go back & destroy the rest of it next year! Or destroy another planet. This has apparently cost us something in the neighborhood of <span style="font-weight: bold;">$79</span> million dollars. A small fortune just to bomb the moon. This is what some are calling it. I call it an assassination. That is exactly what is it since essentially NASA decided to shove a huge bus up the moon's ass! Now no evidence has been found that life is on any planet let alone this one [<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">especially Earth!</span>], but what would've happened if there was life on the moon? I'm sure [<span style="font-style: italic;">or I doubt!</span>] all necessary precautions were taken: like the entire moon exploding on impact & us never seeing it again; Like debris falling on us or anywhere. The moon is far far away but who knows when something could come flying out of the sky & on top of your head!!!!!!! Like part of the moon just getting sawed in half by this giant bus coming towards it. Think about this! Just imagine if you were the moon.... wouldn't you want to kick a little <span style="font-weight: bold;">NASA</span> ass??? This gives new meaning to the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dark Side of The Moon!</span>!!!!!<br /><br />I have to admit since that happened I did not see the moon for 2 weeks & I was sick about it the whole time. Afraid, scared, wondering where it was & what they did to it. <span style="font-weight: bold;">NASA</span> swore it would still be there & nothing would happen to it. Oh really & we're supposed to believe you? Oh such smart & expert loons on spending money for idiotic reasons. If the moon had something on it that could possibly cure a disease, I still can't see how destroying half of it could possibly help us in any way. Except for NASA to get more money to make more giant buses to send up planet's asses! Yes I have to be graphic because this is serious. They are messing with our air, space & livelihood & it has to stop. Experiments were cool when you had the formula in your hand for a cool mini volcano to explode in class & hope the teacher would lose their minds while they were full of dirt & lava! But this has gone way too far. I wonder if the NASA loons were there going 'Cool man, alright!! dude!'. Bums!!<br /><br />It's done, they found what they wanted. At least <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_13780234">25 gallons of water</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>was found on the moon. Now what? Do we get to drink this water? Are they going to go bring some back for us to improve our water? Or are they just going to keep blowing shit up till they destroy the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Earth</span>? I just wonder if something on the moon isn't plotting revenge right now for their stupidity. I did finally spot the moon, it was a quarter moon, the night the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> won the <span style="font-weight: bold;">World Series</span>. I was looking out the window to hear everyone outside celebrating the win & I look right above me in space & there it was. Slightly still in tact. Smiling as if didn't know what hit 'em. Poor thing.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BEST MOON SONGS EVER!!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;">WOMAN IN THE MOON</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">BARBRA STREISAND</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">SISTERS OF THE MOON</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">FLEETWOOD MAC</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>.</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DESERT MOON</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">DENNIS DEYOUNG</span>!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">4</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;">DANCING WITH THE MOONLIT KNIGHT</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">GENESIS</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">WALKING ON THE MOON</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">THE POLICE</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;">UNDER A RAGING MOON</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">ROGER DALTREY</span><br />[<span style="font-style: italic;">if the moon was actually pissed this is the song he'd sing!</span>!]<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">NEW MOON ON MONDAY</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">DURAN DURAN</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;">MOONLIGHT FEELS RIGHT</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">STARBUCK</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;">MOONAGE DAYDREAM</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">DAVID BOWIE</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">MOONDANCE</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold;">VAN MORRISON</span><br /><br /></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-32606614738992757602009-09-30T15:23:00.000-07:002009-10-12T19:22:43.588-07:00AUGUST.... SEPTEMBER....DOUBLE HEADER....<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZz2uUG5m7v_gz9ZuJMRwmGLyBYJDd7WObaP77EAzcTjR9Px-tf4CqJhpMsNbg8UbqZD2Krp5hJbmXI4IWXD8WjScSUHuQDp-PiLWY6oJkPkyTWs6x68NBdibrofa2YX4i0To/s1600-h/DREAM-EATS99.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZz2uUG5m7v_gz9ZuJMRwmGLyBYJDd7WObaP77EAzcTjR9Px-tf4CqJhpMsNbg8UbqZD2Krp5hJbmXI4IWXD8WjScSUHuQDp-PiLWY6oJkPkyTWs6x68NBdibrofa2YX4i0To/s400/DREAM-EATS99.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391852424632306802" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHERE DOES THE TIME GO??</span><br /><br />It seems I am neglecting my duties of keeping you up to date as to how stupid this world can be. Whether it'd be musically, which is my specialty or just life in general. The time really has flown by, it's outrageous. But of course, I can honestly say there is no shortage of stupidity in this land or the world by the way. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny</span> has always been by my side & it continues to do so [<span style="font-style: italic;">since we're still not sure what gender happy is, I shall respect it's privacy...</span>] by popular demand...[<span style="font-style: italic;">thanx Miss Angell!xoxox</span>] In the last 3 months that I've missed I shall attempt to inform you of how utterly stupid this world has become........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">AUGUST</span>:<span style="font-weight: bold;">WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE</span>??????:<br />One event that was pretty important in August was the <span style="font-weight: bold;">30th Anniversary</span> of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Woodstock</span>. Mud & acid is all you're thinking of course. But come on, almost everyone who went [<span style="font-style: italic;">excluding the musicians....</span>] is probably </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">still alive & probably does remember that they were there. Of course if no one has you on tape or has any pictures of you, this will never be proven unless you actually have dirt you saved up from there, then technically we can believe you. You could have also acquired a very special disease as well. A movie came out about it besides the actually re-release of the entire concert & the reunions that took place.<br /><br />The movie is called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Taking Woodstock</span>, which shows how the event got started in the first place through the eyes of the farm owner's neighbor who owns a nearby hotel where the he decides to house the producers of the event. Its a very interesting movie that seems to bring back what the show was supposed to be about. Not what everyone thought it had become. What was it about?<br />Trying to have 3 days of peace & amazing rock'n'roll without anyone trying to harm or kill each other. It's as simple as that. So why is this fact still lost on some 'non-believers'? They just don't seem to want to believe that music, let alone rock'n'roll can do some good, even if the music isn't saying much. 40 years later, we're still talking about this event at Upstate NY. Years after <span style="font-weight: bold;">Elvis</span> shook 'it' on TV, we still talk about that. Still no one understands it.<br /><br />Who is left that isn't understanding this? Old people who hate rock music?<br />Well guess what, old people don't exist because they're all rock stars now!! SO HA! Yuppies who refuse to believe that music existed before the 90s?? Well guess what, you dorks wouldn't even exist if it weren't for that night! Classical </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">musicians who completely don't listen to that music at all?? Well guess what, there are more classically trained rock musicians in the world out there who play the stuff probably better than Tchaikovsky did. Children who will forever believe that the Jonas Brothers are the best rock band in the world?? I leave them alone because they will grow up eventually. The only sad thing about remembering this is that at least half of the artists that appeared are all gone. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix</span>, 1/2 of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Who, Tim Hardin</span>, a third of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Canned Heat</span>, a third of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grateful Dead</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tom Fogerty-CCR</span>, a third of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jefferson Airplane</span>, 1/2 of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Band</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paul Butterfield</span>, etc... How the audience survived is beyond me, the mud alone would've killed me, but the fact that they did & remember what they tried to do is a pretty nice memory. This wouldn't have happened without the music. That's something to always remember. <br /><br />Which brings me to the reason for where the time went in August. While all the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Woodstock</span> celebration was going on, another little music movie made it's debut during all the acid reminiscing. Something called '<span style="font-weight: bold;">It Might Get Loud</span>' came out in theatres somewhere for some reason. What's it about??? 3 Rock'n'Roll guitarists. OK. I thought I would like this, but the guitarists in question: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jimmy Page, the Edge & Jack White</span>, just wasn't interesting. I might've been completely engrossed in this if the 3 had been <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brian May, Trevor Rabin & Orianthi</span>. Just a small tidbit of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jack White</span>'s interesting hooks & history was surprising, yet Jimmy & Edge just was uninteresting. This is totally backwards for me, since 'new music' doesn't appeal to me. I was looking for something classic. We lost <span style="font-weight: bold;">Les Paul</span> in the middle of all of this. Yet with how crazy I heard this man was, he did basically make all of our sounds, along with his wife <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mary Ford</span>. That would've made for a more interesting music guitar movie. Its not the size of the movie that counts but what's in it & I needed a little more action.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz6HRDwQlhH0MhzExsdRNODFPF-9bNRX_N4vbL6qg-Z0kG-727H3BLeQVJzDe28wMYfXWbBgo4s4rrBIZNBJdLKYZflA8HmF9xFgqnOvCMOs7i6RDzC_e1-L3XaDWH0_tALKU/s1600-h/SCULPTURE.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz6HRDwQlhH0MhzExsdRNODFPF-9bNRX_N4vbL6qg-Z0kG-727H3BLeQVJzDe28wMYfXWbBgo4s4rrBIZNBJdLKYZflA8HmF9xFgqnOvCMOs7i6RDzC_e1-L3XaDWH0_tALKU/s400/SCULPTURE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391871506518235074" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SEPTEMBER:IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY: SHUT UP</span>!!!!:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MTV AWARDS!!! EMMYS</span>?? WOW!!!, How long as it been since anyone has seen this show & how long since it has been good??? 1st question??? 20 years. 2nd question??? 30 Years. Has it been that long?? No one wants to know or care. Yet it has been that long since the show was worth watching. I <span style="font-weight: bold;">LIVE</span> for award shows. Depending<span style="font-weight: bold;"> IF</span> our favorite is nominated. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grammys, Oscars, Golden Globes</span>?? Whatever! Isn't that everyone's philosophy??? Shouldn't it be???, so what happened???<br />I neglected this show years ago, when I knew it was useless, apparently everyone else did to. Yet for some reason, I was forced![<span style="font-style: italic;">by my mom no less...fine! Her exact words: 'You never know what's gonna happen...' hello???</span>] There's not a single person on the show I like, to say nothing of who my mom likes. What happened????<br /><br />Micheal Jackson died. A tribute would be nice wouldn't it? And there was, by his sister <span style="font-weight: bold;">Janet</span>. She did their duet <span style="font-weight: bold;">Scream</span>, which if you listen to the lyrics still ring true to this day, quite eerily. A very cool tribute, something everyone should've been talking about for a long time after the show was on, because nothing else in that show was going to be good. Not Lady GooGoo & her wacko live <span style="font-weight: bold;">Muppet</span> outfits & bleeding performance,wishing she was <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alice Cooper</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">I won't even mention the fact that she had the colossal nerve to have </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Kermit the Frog</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> drive her there, how dare he!! </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Miss Piggy</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> probably kicked his ass! ask <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alice Cooper</span>!</span>] Not cool <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink</span>'s wild acrobatic performance, the only person on that show who actually sang. Not <span style="font-weight: bold;">Joe Perry</span> wimping out & performing with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Katy Perry</span>, a horrendous version of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Queen's We Will Rock You</span>, because <span style="font-weight: bold;">1</span>-she's in love with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Freddie</span> & <span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>-because <span style="font-weight: bold;">Perry 1</span> had nothing else better to do since he seems to blame <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steven Tyler</span> his supposed best friend of 40 years for the cancellation of their tour since they all besides <span style="font-weight: bold;">Perry 1</span> himself had been injured in various medical ways....[<span style="font-style: italic;">it's a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Styx</span> thing.......</span>]. Not Eminem returning after all these years [<span style="font-style: italic;">...big deal!</span>], not <span style="font-weight: bold;">Green Day</span> schlepping their wives & kids to the event & still being slight punks [which was shocking to me....that they still existed...]. Not the bad host Russell Brand, who was actually funny for once & <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO!!! NOT!! the FIRST COUNTRY ARTIST EVER TO WIN AN MTV AWARD</span>!!!!<span style="font-weight: bold;">& BEAT OUT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CHICKS</span>!!<br /><br />We remember this idiot coming up onstage trying to take <span style="font-weight: bold;">Taylor Swift'</span>s very first award away. Pathetic. I don't think I want to even mention his name because I too am sick of him as everyone else should be. With all that, everyone is saying to forgive him. 'He' even made a asinine attempt to 'apologize' & ask for forgiveness. My personal favorite? Apparently the bum had written on his blog somewhere that when he received an award he didn't think he should have won, quote:<br /></span>"I gave my awards to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Outkast</span> when they deserved it over me," he said, referring to the 2007 <span style="font-weight: bold;">BET</span> Awards, when he tried to give his trophy to the band.<br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">OK. Let's see. What did he think would happen? Should <span style="font-weight: bold;">Taylor</span> have said 'You're right, here Beyonce, here's my award' ?? I just wish the million times he's done this before, someone had the guts to take the mike & just clock him on the head & tell him to Shut up! I just wish he would've pulled that off at the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Country Music Awards</span>. That would've been hilarious. 'He' previously got into it with <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Rich of Big & Rich</span> when <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gretchen Wilson </span>won <span style="font-weight: bold;">Best New Artist</span> at the <span style="font-weight: bold;">2004 Grammys</span> saying she didn't deserve that one. Mr. Rich promptly replied by telling 'him' to 'Kiss his country ass!'. For that I give the above 'sculpture award' to the idiot!!<br /><br />The <span style="font-weight: bold;">MTV Awards</span> were weird & slightly fun & depressing. But the <span style="font-weight: bold;">EMMY</span> Awards, were a nightmare. Maybe I'm not all into the new shows on TV & the cable shows getting popular now. I certainly hate the reality shows that just annoy. I must state first & foremost:<span style="font-weight: bold;">NO ONE WATCHES TV TO SEE REAL PEOPLE!!! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!</span>!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">FAKE PEOPLE THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT</span>!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">OR IS IT</span>??<br /><br />The Emmys were extremely depressing. With the exception of the absolutely flying host <span style="font-weight: bold;">Neil Patrick Harris</span>, who actually made it fun. What was depressing is I had no clue who a single nominee was. That was quite frightening. I'm not a fan of TV lately, let alone the last 10 years, but that was ridiculous. I have always known at least who was nominated for the comedy shows at least. To no avail, it was just awful. I couldn't root for anyone since I didn't like any show. Aside from that, there were people there, they were happy for the winners & I was depressed. I don't like 30 Rock. I have no idea what Mad Men is. There was an award for reality show host which was just useless. I knew who more people were at the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Daytime Emmys</span> & I don't watch Soap Operas at all [only the one that counts <span style="font-weight: bold;">GH</span>!]. I don't even think <span style="font-weight: bold;">That 70s Show</span>, the only 'new' show I ever watched & probably the last, ever got nominated for an Emmy that I can remember. The scariest saddest part was I knew almost all the Tribute faces in the Memorial segment. That was scary. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Farrah, Ed McMahon, Patrick Swayze, Walter Cronkite</span>. It's a different world I guess. But it's not the same. It's one thing I'll never accept, yet I hope something amazing will bring back what I used to know as good TV.<br /><br />I'm not old & stiff. Just realistic to what's missing. Good TV!! Maybe for a few seconds I got it watching the sucky MTV Awards. That's how bad TV is.....I'm just really afraid to see the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grammys</span> now.........<br /><br />zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-46944182213024214162009-07-31T23:37:00.000-07:002009-08-11T07:52:27.914-07:00DOUBLE-WHAMMY....... RAIN RAIN DON'T GO AWAY.....IT'S NOT THAT DIRTY.....JUST BAD.....!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIvFRvecO0DaeDMh2K1f_PiYXntrhcv4zyb8MfpjYpv5-fOUQLN8BBR7KojafmBqY4sCeP-ofzI6Mpo2JDfyunYqK1zvRF_W9nCKaf3WayIFKGwzp1oUpX_j086z_tWWlob4E/s1600-h/931~Happy-Bunny-Move-Along-Posters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIvFRvecO0DaeDMh2K1f_PiYXntrhcv4zyb8MfpjYpv5-fOUQLN8BBR7KojafmBqY4sCeP-ofzI6Mpo2JDfyunYqK1zvRF_W9nCKaf3WayIFKGwzp1oUpX_j086z_tWWlob4E/s400/931~Happy-Bunny-Move-Along-Posters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367503240193105010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">RAIN RAIN DON'T GO AWAY..............</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Do <span style="font-weight: bold;">June</span> showers bring <span style="font-weight: bold;">July</span> rain???? It seems to in this town. It also seems that it's not just here that it's raining. We're hardly having normal baseball because of this. Yet everyone is depressed, sad, wet. Why? Because of the rain. It has rained more in these few months than it has for the past 5 years. Summer clocked in on June 20th, 2009. Not a day over 80 degrees had been clocked yet. Rain,rain, rain has continued since then & it started when? In <span style="font-weight: bold;">April</span>, when the proper 'showers/flowers' saying is apropos. [??]<br />Did <span style="font-weight: bold;">May</span> bring the roses? Nope! More rain. Everyone is sick of it. Nothing can be done. No one can go anywhere, it sucks. Let's talk about rain shall we? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Bunny</span> & I seem to have an affinity for days like this. Yes, it may be depressing , it may be bleech....but for my latest double whammy <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">BLEECH</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>here, I think I'll start with rain & end with some dirt.... look out, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">July</span> version later may not be for all the kiddies. There's my warning. That's all you're getting. But it'll still be fun if you wish to read it......<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I used to hate the rain. Wearing a giant plastic bag over you is so not sexy. But tell me, who really has to go out in the rain? You don't have to. <span style="font-weight: bold;">AT ALL!</span> If you don't want to. Unless: <span style="font-weight: bold;">1</span>: You work...<span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>: You're stuck somewhere & suddenly get caught in it.... or <span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>: You are just insane! For drivers are told it is <span style="font-weight: bold;">NEVER</span> good to drive because of slippery roads or puddles or basically crashing into some other</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> car you can't see because of the fog. Yet people do it anyway. Maybe not because they have to but they do. Of course work is always the catalyst. Yet what if you don't have to work. Do you stay home & avoid the wetness? Now there's that chance of a cold. Big deal. Take an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alka-Seltzer</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">Cold Medicine not the other death one!</span>] & it's gone. Yes, I got the remedial allergy attack & it was hell for months, but this started in the winter. Yet when it came to the rain, if it wasn't extremely cold or dangerous, I found the rain lately to be quiet peaceful & as of late, extremely romantic.<br /><br />One game the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> played under this crazy June rain actually did get played after a slight delay with the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mets</span> in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Shea Stadium</span>. But not before the clouds above turned an eerie shot of blood red. It was the scariest sky you probably ever saw in your life. It would've sent any spacemen running. Or anyone else believing we'd been attacked by a nuclear cloud. Yet there was something beautiful about it. No one was afraid, no one moved or even cared. Everyone stayed, the game went on & so did this sky. It was as if the strangest sunset had just appeared, almost seeming like it just lost it's yellow color & just started to bleed in a very artsy way. It was one hell of a sight. The game has been aired since. You should try to check this out if you think you may ever see a sky like that again. For a minute I was afraid. There was no rain at that point, but it looked like some kind of warning. Though it seemed like it was just a higher power making a statement. What statement you say??? 'Not everything I do has to be yellow'! No. Oh well, but it was something special. Yet it has rained for almost 5 straight months. </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Summer seems to be here but I will tell you right now has not even started yet. It should start something before Halloween, when <span style="font-weight: bold;">MAYBE</span> we'll hit 90 degrees [<span style="font-style: italic;">& maybe winter will start next May, so break out the tanning lotion on Christmas!!</span>].<br /><br />I've been dreaming of the rain. If rain can be like it is in the movies, who wouldn't want to have it all the time? You're out with the one you love & suddenly get caught in the rain. You do want to get wet, in more ways than one. Its a beautiful feeling. The thunder has been louder than usual & there's something even more pleasant about that. Although it has it's danger [<span style="font-style: italic;">no one wants to get struck by lightning, this is when -yes- you should stay home & not be in a damn car, unless you are 'creative', inside joke kiddies...!-haha!</span>]. You do dream of being on a beach & making love in the rain. It's a nice thought & if it's happened for you-good for you ! But rain isn't what it used to be when we were little & afraid.<br /><br />I remember almost every song that would play everytime it would rain & I hated them all & I never wanted to hear them again because it scared me & I thought that everytime i'd hear it, it would rain. Never mind the dumb songs that have been written in tribute to rain, some of which are horrendous [<span style="font-style: italic;">do I have to name them? Riders on the Storm?? Come on!!!</span>] . I could swear to you , everytime I would hear <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nights In White Satin</span> by the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Moody Blues</span>, it would always, always rain & guess when the thunder would come- just in time when he would start speaking: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">'Breathe deep the gathering gloom'.</span>... Though there is no mention of rain in </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">this song whatsoever, it was the most frightening thing I'd ever been through in my life. I would cry & scream & freak. Not to mention the other songs that would always play in the rain, but that one was the main one that stuck out & that I remember. I also recall finally getting over this when I did finally hear that song & it didn't rain, when I saw the video. I still wasn't too convinced though. What did convince me was going to see the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Moody Blues</span> after finally falling in love with them, at an outside pier in concert. They played the song live & it didn't rain. I almost wished it had.<br /><br />The 2 other fantastic rain experiences I've had have been at concerts. Getting completely soaked during a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve Miller Band</span> show at <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jones Beach, NY</span> was the most fun I've ever had in the rain. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve</span> had the gall to ask <span style="font-weight: bold;">US!</span>!! if he should stop. <span style="font-weight: bold;">WE SAID NO!!!!!!</span>!!! & he <span style="font-weight: bold;">ROCKED</span>!!! Then years later, seeing the great <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sass Jordan</span> sing live at the <span style="font-weight: bold;">South Street Seaport</span>. An outdoor show, where the band is always protected to a certain extent. Where you can see boats pass by & watch the sunset. She has a song called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pissin' Down</span>, which isn't about rain either. Yet the minute she sang it, it began to rain & gave the song the perfect new meaning it should've had in the first place [<span style="font-style: italic;">it's an addiction song</span>]. It drove me to tears, especially since she screams the chorus quite loudly with all her guts! Very inspiring & something I will never forget.<br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">There is something special about rain. It tends to clear the roads & your head quite nicely. I remember when we were in a drought & didn't have any at all which was quite frightening as well. There are the awful songs that have since come out about the rain that I just have no use for. The rain is to be appreciated & it should have a proper song written for it so quit making up stupid ones just to mention the word 'rain' jerks! If you're with someone you love, look at the rain & try to go out, you will have fun. Looking at the rain & even hearing it on my window sill has given me a sense of peace I haven't felt in a long time. I will always welcome it, especially since it's been happening more often than normal lately [<span style="font-style: italic;">maybe because these space loons keep sending crap up there & screwing up or weather!</span>] , the only time I don't welcome it is when it disrupts my <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankee</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>game.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The 10 Best Rain Songs EVER!!</span>!<br />1. One Rainy Wish-<span style="font-weight: bold;">BRIAN MAY</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">it doesn't mention rain but it'll rip your guts off!</span>]<br />2. Silvery Rain-<span style="font-weight: bold;">OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">WEIRD & GENIUS!</span>]<br />3.Pissin' Down-<span style="font-weight: bold;">SASS JORDAN </span>[<span style="font-style: italic;">listen to it in the rain & die!, no rain lyric either.</span>]<br />4. It Never Rains In Southern California/Moonlight Lady-<span style="font-weight: bold;">ALBERT HAMMOND/JULIO IGLESIAS</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">2 different songs almost 20 years apart that were both written by Albert & pay tribute to each other, awesome!</span>]<br />5. Lizzie & The Rain Man- <span style="font-weight: bold;">TANYA TUCKER</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">crazy song about a dude who makes it rain somehow!</span>]<br />6. Here Comes The Rain Again-<span style="font-weight: bold;">EURYTHMICS</span> [-<span style="font-style: italic;">just brutal!]</span><br />7. Summer Rain-<span style="font-weight: bold;">BELINDA CARLISLE </span>[<span style="font-style: italic;">very cool & sad..</span>.]</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">8. Laughter In The Rain-<span style="font-weight: bold;">NEIL SEDAKA</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">yeah that's right! romantic!</span>]<br />9. Kiss Me In The Rain-<span style="font-weight: bold;">BARBRA STREISAND</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">she actually did this whole album -</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">WET-1982</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> about rain & water, wild!</span>]<br />10. It's Raining Again-<span style="font-weight: bold;">SUPERTRAMP</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">a song I hated for years because of it's disturbing video, but it's perfect!</span>]<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">bleech..........July....</span><br /><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQMJHh8sBmKyCkiQteT-9kXCaI8EzrbdBeal22Ccv54RWNZ_nYLFasfx-MWfkjP7TOnKnzrwaBzK9jD-9r4j6xZdJXnFnjwdDl_5A-8ViB_OfgVzyHmpWdgCqypfPaMotDtAU/s1600-h/927~Happy-Bunny-Two-Sides-Posters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQMJHh8sBmKyCkiQteT-9kXCaI8EzrbdBeal22Ccv54RWNZ_nYLFasfx-MWfkjP7TOnKnzrwaBzK9jD-9r4j6xZdJXnFnjwdDl_5A-8ViB_OfgVzyHmpWdgCqypfPaMotDtAU/s400/927~Happy-Bunny-Two-Sides-Posters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367479262320275666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ITS NOT THAT DIRTY</span>...........<span style="font-weight: bold;">JUST BAD....!</span>.<br /><br />So it's July & it's still raining. So what do you think I'm thinking about? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Old Timer's Day!</span>! & the Rain, together?? That makes for a good old time in my book! The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> had their annual celebration of past Yankee playing greats together for the yearly get together, where they reminisce & play the shortest game ever. WHy? Because half these guys are so old they can't play anymore, but they still are cool! This is a day I live for. A perfect man hunt. Hee hee. What do I care about these new <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span>, this is my day. I'm not an Old Timer yet but that's my favorite time of the year. As I love all Old Timers. They're so yummy & have more experience. Even though some of these boys are a little out of my league, its still a wonderful historic thing to watch. I had the worst seats ever but I got to see my beautiful <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gene Michael</span>! [my seat should've been on his lap!] Wow,he is still adorable after all these years. I wonder if he likes the rain... which brings me to my bleech point which is quite frisky.<br /><br />I read something recently that had a list of the Worst Dirty Songs Ever. Dirty songs meaning that they either have suggestive lyrics about sex or mention sex in some hideously unpleasant way. Yet all the songs mentioned have only been released in the last 10 years. Meaning lately so-called 'new artists' or 'artists' as of late have taken to releasing the most crass, disturbing songs that have the most insane lyrics you could think of, to, of course, sell records. Records they seriously think are going to make ladys just run to these idiots, which of course, is a joke. Yet the problem with these songs is 1- the artists are so bad that it doesn't seem to matter who comes & goes as long as the song has what they think is 'something'; <span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>: the music is so bad that believe it or not <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO ONE</span> is actually listening at all to what they are dancing to or what they're singing if they can actually <span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>: Make out what some of these 'singers' are saying in these awful songs. So what is the problem??? The problem is radio or whoever is playing this crap is flooded with these 'kind' of songs & the parents are all freaking because only <span style="font-weight: bold;">THEY</span> are listening to the actual words & that's sad. Case in point: If You Seek Amy by Britney Spears which is probably the worst record ever & just adds to her worst collection of crap. It has a 'hidden meaning' if you haven't figured it out already it's supposed to mean <span style="font-style: italic;">f.u.c.k</span> in full spelling. Stupidity right? This had already been done by a few rock bands so who cares, but of course, the parents can't have the kiddies listening to this. So they tried to get it banned. Only to have <span style="font-weight: bold;">1</span>- fans buy it more <span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>- her make a 'clean' video for to hide the meaning <span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>-to just make her more famous. Sick!. I would've just banned it for being crap & not original, certainly not for that. But that's just me.<br /><br />When <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tipper Gore</span> ran her stupidity that was the <span style="font-weight: bold;">PMRC</span> banning the worst songs on the planet. That is exactly what she did. She banned the worst songs on the planet that no one ever heard of until she told everyone about them. [ <span style="font-style: italic;">I still would like to know how the hell she got her hands on any <span style="font-weight: bold;">W.A.S.P</span>. record & there's no way in hell her kids were listening to them for shit!</span>]. She threw down every stupid shenanigan ever for trying to 'clean up' music. To keep bringing it up is still unbelievable. <span style="font-weight: bold;">SHE</span> is the reason everyone is buying all of this crap you hear now because no one can get enough of these awful pathetic songs since they all have 'her' <span style="font-weight: bold;">WARNING LABELS</span>' all over them. This has gotten so bad it has caused these really bad artists to lately, make not one bad version of the dirty record but 2 versions so that you can actually get a clean bad record without the smut. Like that is going to change how sucky the record is!!!!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">WASP</span> would've never done this [<span style="font-style: italic;">I'm being sarcastic kiddies, but then they really wouldn't have ever made a clean anything of theirs & they really sucked!</span>].<br /><br />I personally think there are way better songs like 'this'. That are way more creative, suggestive, exciting & ok dirty, but not too dirty. But have a certain amount of class that doesn't make you feel sick, embarrassed or corrupted, as these other crappy songs do. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Crap is the only perfect word I can think of for these Bad songs, not just bad dirty, bad sucky!</span>] the operative word is 'feel good. Feel good music. If you want to feel good like that if you must, that's ok. But do it right! Also, saying a 'bad' word isn't going to help either. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alanis Morrisette</span> made a killing with this on her '<span style="font-weight: bold;">You Outta Know</span>' record of course. Everyone bought this not just because she was whining but it had the word 'fuck' in it. Who cares? OK no one ever heard that word before in a record but then no one heard it unless you bought the record since it got cut out everywhere. So how were you supposed to know that she said that? You hadda know?? Get real. If you must this word it should make some sense in a song & not just for a sexual reason. In Miss <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alanis</span>' case it was completely sexual. In <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink Floyd</span>'s case: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Not Now John</span> from <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Final Cut</span>...the female background singers are clearly heard to be singing 'Fuck all that'! It makes sense, they are making a statement & in no way are speaking of sex. I guess Alanis was making her own statement, don't screw with her or someone else??? OK. Whatever!<br /><br />Alright, so Alanis isn't <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink Floyd</span>. Why not? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink Floyd</span>'s not dirty either, they're just pissed & really that's all we want. But then we wouldn't mind a little action either. As exampled in their brilliant <span style="font-weight: bold;">Young Lust</span> from <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE WALL</span>. Back then this might've been considered 'dirty' because the chorus goes 'Oooooooooo I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty gal.'.. yet the way <span style="font-weight: bold;">David Gilmour</span> sings that you so wanna get dirty for him. This is a perfect example of a dirty song that's not so dirty. It's fun, it's exciting, it's part of a whole other crazy story but it kicks ass. That is all we want. Yes, I enjoyed songs where I had no idea what they were saying. But at some point you will find out & what you're singing just might shock you. So here are my favorites & my only wish for this very sexy rainy July is that no more bad awful songs come out because you're just going to disappear without a trace.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE BEST 'DIRTY' SONGS EVER</span>....or '<span style="font-weight: bold;">DO IT' SONGS</span>... [<span style="font-style: italic;">I shall explain their dirtiness for the kiddies... & give warnings where warranted...feel free to send in your list, but watch it, if I hate it & it sucks, I will tell you!</span>]<br /> Smut rating:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span>- <span style="font-style: italic;">classy-nothing bad</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">B/C/D</span>- <span style="font-style: italic;">slighly smutty</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">E/F</span>-<span style="font-style: italic;">watch it....smutty</span><br /><br />1. LET'S DO IT AGAIN-<span style="font-weight: bold;">STAPLE SINGERS</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating: C</span><br />Now this song has just the coolest romantic vibe about it, yet you clearly understand what it's about, if you can understand what Mavis Staples is saying at all. If the fact that her Dad coming in & singing this with her doesn't creep you out, then this is a really cool song to get romantic to.<br /><br />2. DOWN THE NILE-<span style="font-weight: bold;">HEART:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating-A</span><br />Wow, just the way she sings it, it should be banned. But the fantastic way <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ann Wilson</span> just screams 'I ain't ever been here before'... is just brutal..nothing smutty about it just exciting as hell. Very classy. It just feels dirty!<br /><br />3. SLOW HAND-<span style="font-weight: bold;">POINTER SISTERS</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating-A</span><br />This song is as dirty as is gets but it's listenable. Just beautiful.<br /><br />4. A BIG HURT-<span style="font-weight: bold;">TIN MACHINE</span> : <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating-D</span><br />David Bowie put the loudest greatest band ever together & just released the loudest wildest songs ever. Just loud fun! The dude's perspective.<br /><br />5. SEX [I'M A....]-<span style="font-weight: bold;">BERLIN</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating-D/E</span><br />This song has <span style="font-weight: bold;">Terri Nunn</span> & her co-hort losing their minds to the point of making noises people, but it's not so bad! So be warned, she names just about everything in the book she could possibly be to this man to turn him on. A slut, a bitch, bi...etc... & what does he say he is? A man... big deal right? It's quite vicious, especially the live version.<br /><br />6. DO YOU WANNA TOUCH ME [OH YEAH]-<span style="font-weight: bold;">JOAN JETT & BLACKHEARTS</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating C</span><br />Her version is much more satisfying than hearing a convicted molester sing it. It just rocks!<br /><br />7. THE SENSUAL WORLD-<span style="font-weight: bold;">KATE BUSH</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating B</span><br />This song is so classy it's ridiculous. Another romantic wild song.<br /><br />8.FEEL LIKE MAKIN' LOVE-<span style="font-weight: bold;">BAD COMPANY/QUEEN + PAUL RODGERS</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating B-Bad Co / Rating D-Queen</span><br />Now what do you think he wants?? SO what, it's a beautiful song by Bad Company, very classy, till Queen got a hold of it, then just made it dirtier. WOW!<br /><br />9. OBSESSION-<span style="font-weight: bold;">ANIMOTION</span> : <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating B</span><br />Everyone knows this song, its fun, its sick, if you really think about it. They're obsessed with each other, but the music kicks.<br /><br />10. NASTY GIRL-<span style="font-weight: bold;">VANITY</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Rating: F</span><br />Ok this is mega-dirty if you get it...if you can hear the short version you won't get so sick, it's just so funny & bad it's hilarious...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Honorable Mentions</span>:<br />Dedication-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Lita Ford</span>: Rating C<br />Flesh For Fantasy-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Billy Idol</span>: Rating E<br />Love Token-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Brian May</span>: Rating D<br />In The Bush-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Musique</span>: Rating F<br />X Offender-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Blondie</span>: Rating C<br />Physical-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Olivia Newton John</span>: Rating C<br />Sometimes A Fantasy-<span style="font-weight: bold;">Billy Joel</span>: Rating C<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Have a good summer whenever it comes.........in the meantime have as much fun as you can in the rain.......</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rozzie.............</span><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-5384874872044109652009-05-31T15:12:00.000-07:002009-06-05T22:00:59.471-07:00MAY....HEY....BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi9yXzNvgUKbpBpdAbUkuwcn9DpzwT9zcGw7o2__0yu4wsm2zix6JFrktcfrDLz9XCaGZrQPgi6F0WlNEETOPwieYIRVOPzGf04f43PQRrFUQE3PXFn8FF-zN3rlKI4OunNZM/s1600-h/happy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi9yXzNvgUKbpBpdAbUkuwcn9DpzwT9zcGw7o2__0yu4wsm2zix6JFrktcfrDLz9XCaGZrQPgi6F0WlNEETOPwieYIRVOPzGf04f43PQRrFUQE3PXFn8FF-zN3rlKI4OunNZM/s400/happy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343975973996789138" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">It's <span style="font-weight: bold;">May</span>. My month! Yes, I'm a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Taurus</span>, yes I had a birthday & it's boring one [<span style="font-style: italic;">not as exciting as it'll be next year</span>] but it's ok. I did have a blast got almost everything I wanted, may-be!. I went to my favorite restaurant with the love of my life, I got to bet on the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kentucky Derby</span>, even though I lost & the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span> started to go crazy & all of a sudden, I started to think of all the things I've missed & been missing [<span style="font-style: italic;">is that the same thing?</span>]. I missed a few good shows, but then a few other good shows are coming up. I miss real rotary phones [<span style="font-style: italic;">I don't have a cell phone & will never get one </span>], real typerwriters [<span style="font-style: italic;">the way I always used to pronounce it</span>], real TV, instead of this fake crap, also real <span style="font-weight: bold;">tube TV</span>s [<span style="font-style: italic;">they were much cheaper,kids!</span>] real magazines, [<span style="font-style: italic;">which don't seem to exist anymore</span>,<span style="font-style: italic;"> they've apparently shrunk</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">by the way, how is it that the TV Guide got larger & Rolling Stone got smaller??? syk!</span>]. I miss real mail, even though I still get crap somehow, real cameras, cassettes & vhs which I still have. I miss <span style="font-weight: bold;">Crystal Pepsi</span>, which was fantastic, who knows what they've done to it now. I miss real jamming, which isn't happening much anymore with all the good rock clubs closing.<br />I miss real musicians, which there doesn't seem to be a whole lot left. I miss real bands, who are all completely unreal now. I miss going to an arcades, which are completely gone with the exception of a casino [???].<br /><br />There are alot of things I miss, that have passed me by but still seem to be around. Real newsmen & women, even though I never watched the news [<span style="font-style: italic;">now they all look like Betty dolls!</span>], just people you knew were there even if you missed them. I missed real sports & real announcers, which voices of men that would make you shiver!! I was a sports girl, always was, not basketball or football, but any kind of racing & ball, may-be even a little tennis, especially when crazy <span style="font-weight: bold;">John McEnroe </span>[<span style="font-style: italic;">who's married to cooly Miss <span style="font-weight: bold;">Scandal: Patty Smyth</span> now</span>] was always pissed off. I missed real baseball, real players who cared about the game & nothing else. Even the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Olympics</span> used to be fun to watch [<span style="font-style: italic;">now they're a damn sideshow!</span>], then the steroids & the money grubbers started taking over not just for that but every sport, especially baseball, so I stopped watching, listening, caring, sort of.....<br /><br />Then something strange & weird happened. They closed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> & opened a new one. Suddenly I wanted to care again, except I didn't know about who or why, but I did. Mostly for the memories, I got to go to the old stadium before they shut it down. Now it's still up but waiting demolition. But there's a new one up & it's actually very beautiful. Since I never went to the old 'older' stadium before they fixed it into 'my' stadium, it's actually kind of cool to see this one look like the old one I never went to before it's old face lift. Confusing?? I started going to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> in the 80s I guess. [<span style="font-style: italic;">weird thing to say....from what I remember</span>]. I love the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees,</span> always have , but I got sick of them, because they made it sickening, I'm not even sure I remember why. Maybe the strike in 1994, the year there was no <span style="font-weight: bold;">World Series</span> whatsoever, maybe these steroid filled bums thinking they can play baseball with a straight face & call themselves players. I don't remember at all. <br /><br />I do remember going to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Old Timer's Day</span> whenever possible. I don't remember the last time I cared about them winning.<br />I remember the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> winning the <span style="font-weight: bold;">World Series</span> against the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mets</span> in <span style="font-weight: bold;">2000</span>. I remember going to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Shea</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">which is also unfortunately gone now too...</span>] to buy goodies from them because I didn't want to forget the only time that possibly could've ever happened. Before & after that everything was a blur. Yet this year I wanted to care, I tried. They still had some Yanks I wasn't interested in but there was something about the new place I need to see & be there for. It began last year & I went on the only day I go, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Old Timer's Day</span>. It was a blast like always. I miss the old no-hitters, perfect games that happened in the 90s & '00's, but I always got reports from my uncle & mom. Did they win??? Yes! ok....next day...did they win??? No!. oh ok....next month... Did they make the playoffs??? Yeah! are they in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">World Series</span>?? <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO! What????????</span> Since when??? Since <span style="font-weight: bold;">2000???</span> No way?? They lost one to the Red Sox?? Nah, not my <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span>. Those aren't my<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>classic <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span>. I used to name all the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span>, now I hardly knew who they were.<br /><br />I did see the game <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dave Righetti</span> pitched a no-hitter, I saw <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jim Abbott</span>'s no hitter, I saw <span style="font-weight: bold;">Aaron Boone</span>'s crazy last inning home-run, in between, I didn't care. Yet I started slowly coming back, but I heard stupidity: Red Sox were joining the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span>, ugh!, they're trading good players, they're buying idiots who aren't doing anything, the manager is sleeping, they haven't been kickin' it. Big-deal, are they winning? OK, are they still fighting?? Looks like! Then the <span style="font-weight: bold;">YES</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Network</span>. In my world, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span> network meant I thought I'd be watching the progressive band <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span> for 24 hours a day, which probably would have been so bad, if they were still in the 80s. Even if they were still together, my <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span>!, wow, they got a channel? Cool!<br />But nah, that's not my <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span>, not the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cinema Yes</span>!!No way! Not my <span style="font-weight: bold;">90125 Yes</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold;">Drama</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span>. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees Ye</span>s??? Does that make any sense???<br /><br />So the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes Network</span> comes & starts showing not only the new games but the old games as well. Wow. Even games I was at, games I never saw, games I couldn't believe I missed. Will it make me like the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span> again, may-be! I didn't like the 'new' [<span style="font-style: italic;">'new' meaning 90s & 00s Yanks</span>] <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span> & had no idea how loyal they were. Still I saw some good stuff, cut to 2008, they close <span style="font-weight: bold;">MY</span> stadium? No way? Not my stadium! Then <span style="font-weight: bold;">MLB Network</span>! AHHHHHHH!<br /><br />I see they bought new players, who are going to bring the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yanks</span> back. From what? <span style="font-weight: bold;">THESE ARE THE YANKS!!</span>!! They didn't even make the playoffs, but I wound up watching those games anyway. Then I realized what I was missing. </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I missed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lou Pinella & Bobby Murcer</span>.</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> I missed <span style="font-weight: bold;">MY</span> old Yankees, cute<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Gene Michael, Bucky Dent, Graig Nettles</span> & crazy <span style="font-weight: bold;">Billy Martin</span>, kicking dirt onto the umpire's pants. I missed the fun I used to have screaming at these lunatics to win. I missed my uncle taking me to the games. I missed him taking me to Old Timer's day & telling me about all the Old Timer's he remembered & I never knew. I missed him telling me how cool <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tom Tresh</span> was &<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Mel Stottlemyer</span> was the best ever. I missed asking who's that? in the old timers intros & he'd instantly knew who they were, their number what they did & when he saw them. Amazing. I missed the old </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">sports </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">days of </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">baseball</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> crazy fun. I totally miss my Uncle more than anything! Everything I knew up until then was gone & nothing was the same.<br /><br />Yet now I seem to be having almost as much fun as I did back then. I'm fighting with my best friend about which Yankees are real! I'm watching the games like there's no tomorrow. These new 'Newer' Yanks are the coolest ever, especially one called <a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090604&content_id=5142090&vkey=news_nyy&fext=.jsp&c_id=nyy"><span style="font-weight: bold;">AJ Burnett</span></a>, who happens to be my nu favorite! He looks so crazy & psycho & is totally making them fight & fun again, like they used to be. Something I thought was missing for a very long time. So everything is new again, in not such a bad way. For years I hated everything new & it was never for any good. But now the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees </span>are back & more exciting than ever & there's a part of me which I thought I lost that I think is now back too & I like it. Except my stadium is almost gone & like I said before, maybe my uncle wants it for himself, so I'll give him that.<br /></span></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-34545766367491953482009-04-22T20:29:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:51:38.180-07:00DOUBLE BLEECH!!...APRIL DORKS!!. MARCH MADNESS???........<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik5zQMbT-W-a8hAzauqPupW1FLk4BBuC1Md04h6G4Bf88EBwyrpsSXeF3-zbe1c0IlS-ky4TimK8J81RjArsSVqLmUgHIU4ZUQeobgUvDLVKrD31KEA0jDk-kESIc6TY1ONUs/s1600-h/HappyBunnyEaster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik5zQMbT-W-a8hAzauqPupW1FLk4BBuC1Md04h6G4Bf88EBwyrpsSXeF3-zbe1c0IlS-ky4TimK8J81RjArsSVqLmUgHIU4ZUQeobgUvDLVKrD31KEA0jDk-kESIc6TY1ONUs/s400/HappyBunnyEaster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327725578200871650" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">March came & went, not without incident. But for this month's Double Bleech, I decided to start with April since it's here already. Finally, Easter was on time, still a bit early but just as well. More confusion, more 'setting the clock back' stupidity & messing with Mama Nature [<span style="font-style: italic;">who's getting really pissed already!</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">especially since it's her B<span style="font-weight: bold;">Earth Day</span>!!! </span>], just craziness. Baseball was back in the form of the World Baseball Classic which was the craziest thing I'd ever seen in my life [<span style="font-style: italic;">in March</span>] & I love baseball & 2 new stadiums </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">opened in NY [<span style="font-style: italic;">& everywhere else...but who cares! I'm a NYker!!</span>] in April. Trying to get in there was probably the harder than travelling to the World Classic itself. Ticketscummers are crawling in their spew just hoping to take us down with them & losing which is a good thing to find out that we're just not going to take their crap anymore. And despite it being unusually quiet, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny</span> has given me the greatest Easter of my life!!! < style="font-weight: bold;">John Cougar</span> [ <span style="font-style: italic;">I will n</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-style: italic;">ever call him Mellencrap, its too easy!!!</span>]. Still the gods of TV have decided to completely annoy us more with a show based on what 'they' call [<span style="font-style: italic;">who??? dammit because they need to be shot!!</span>] an older woman looking to date a kid!!! That in itself is a double bleech for me. OK, so maybe I'm near that age <span style="font-style: italic;">[although I'm not quite sure what their cut-off cougar date is but I don't really want to for any reason</span>], but never have I ever, nor will I ever want or aspire to be even seen near a child unless it is under 5 years old & in no way will I want to date it <span style="font-style: italic;">[& you cougars will realize they are only 5 years old anyway...</span>]!!!!<br /><br />The ladys are out, they are free, they're independent & can see & choose whom they want. Fine. But mercy! How young do you want to go? Mind you, I will never watch this show & I don't even want to know, but if there isn't a kid over 25, there is no point. Don't you ladys realize men don't become men till at least 40 & don't even get brains till maybe 35 & I'm trying to being nice, which is not my best trait & is not what this bleech is for. 1st of all, ladys, do you really want to be teachers? I don't. I only do in music, nothing else. If you have to mold your little boy into shape fine, but its not a sport I feel like taking on. I'm sure it'll be massively fun for you, then when you hit the age they realize they will be disturbed by no matter how hot you look, they will take their education </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">elsewhere, if need be. There is a reason we're not all still in kindergarden. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Ugh,</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">the thought....bleech, bleech....bleech..</span>]<br /><br />2nd: If you want a serious relationship & are truly looking for a mature kid [<span style="font-style: italic;">do those 2 words even go together?</span>], Good luck! I have nothing to say about that. I have yet to meet a mature kid, except maybe hackers. But then that's is so what I'm not looking for [<span style="font-style: italic;">in their language</span>]. 3rd: Language!!! OK maybe he'll make you feel young, but do you reallly want to listen to High School Musical for the rest of your life?????????? Will that be a 'Classic' in 20 years? Can you share that while walking him home from the prom? You'll start talking that way & Twittering, ugh! Do you realize this is illegal in some states??????????? I guess not anymore....I'd up the age limit on that! If you're not careful you'll wind up with someone like Matthew McConauhe<span style="font-style: italic;">y &</span> he's not even 40 yet</span><em></em>, get my drift [<span style="font-style: italic;">loon</span>]!<br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Ladys, Cougars, whatever the hell you call yourselves. There are as of this writing, amazing available much more mature men than you realize. If you think this may be your last resort. Please reconsider. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mel Gibson</span> is getting divorced. Hello??? He's gorgeous, older & psycho, what more could you want??? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Harrison</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ford</span>! He's still not married, so there still may be a chance [<span style="font-style: italic;">besides, how can he possibly find that girl he's with now when she's so t</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-style: italic;">iny?</span>] <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alan Rickman</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nighy</span>, need I go on???? Men are where it's at. Real men!!! Believe me they still have something left!<br /><br />Crazy controversial topic I know [big deal!], but it's funny. If you cougars want to be draggin your boy toy around by a leash watvhing American Idol, that's ok, I need a little more action in my life.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MARCH MADNESS......</span><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIJU2qlIgKKUSmdcUsnIORh9mMr0_SpoTrnhyOmWqmeRBg9tQokynwxakMZPkCGteGXjGhegdB0GutaEG5JgCL_nCpF_Pp02GH0N52KhB5BhaWllBRyAMVgy72Pvi-99nGIBA/s1600-h/fair-its-happy-bunny.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIJU2qlIgKKUSmdcUsnIORh9mMr0_SpoTrnhyOmWqmeRBg9tQokynwxakMZPkCGteGXjGhegdB0GutaEG5JgCL_nCpF_Pp02GH0N52KhB5BhaWllBRyAMVgy72Pvi-99nGIBA/s400/fair-its-happy-bunny.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330651506039392786" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">March is Women's History Month & they did it again. With the announcement that little <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dakota Fanning</span> will be playing wet & wild <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cherie Currie</span> in the new movie about the female rock band the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Runaways.</span><br /><br />OK, so I guess the premise is that she is the right age for the role, since Cherie herself was 16 when they hit. Yet we have yet to see this little actress really show herself. Dakota has done amazing things & she seems to have the talent to play this role. This may be a very challenging since she is going to have to 'do mounds of cocaine', 'sing', 'sleep with almost everyone in sight' & 'get clean' all tasks for Oscar actresses. Depending if the writers of the movie get this right.<br /><br />Miss '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Twilight</span>' is going to play <span style="font-weight: bold;">Joan Jett</span>. We have no idea who they will get for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lita Ford</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jackie Fox</span> & the great powerhouse <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sandy West</span>. Yet let's make this clear. The movie is about & based on <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cherie</span>'s book '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Neon Angels' </span>so basically it's about her & not just the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Runaways</span>. But I'm putting my votes in for who I'd like to see play the rest of the 3 since it hasn't been announced & since age may be a factor, all of a sudden <span style="font-style: italic;">[remember kiddies: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Olivia Newton John</span> was 30 years old when she played 16 year old Sandy Olsen</span>]<br /><br />Yes, I'm going to say it. I want <span style="font-weight: bold;">Miley Cyrus & Hilary Duff </span>to play <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lita Ford & Sandy West. Either Or!!!!!!</span> They're both blonde, young, & wanna be crazy. I'm actually casting Miley to be Sandy since she's a giant. It could be the out she's looking for, since we all know she wants to be crazy. Who knows how Dakota will take on Cherie, but <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lita & Sandy</span>? That would be insane & quite fun.<br /><br />I'd like to see <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eliza Dushku</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mena Suvari</span> for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jackie</span>. I don't care how old they are. They both should be Joan Jett as well. But that's already gone. it would be an interesting cast. I think <span style="font-weight: bold;">Malcolm McDowell</span> should play scumbag Kim Fowley. he's sort of a dead ringer & would be quite scary. I just can't imagine how crazy this movie will be but I can't wait. Should we cast the<span style="font-weight: bold;"> GO-GO'S</span> movie yet??? <span style="font-style: italic;">[this was supposed to happen already but no one knows what happened to that</span>].<br />I would also hope they put a good <span style="font-weight: bold;">REAL</span> band together for this & that these girls make the effort to learn their instruments instead of just play-synching. But that is just a dream isn't it???? This is my only hope!!!<br /><br />That really wasn't the big March story but it is interesting. Movies aren't what they used to be. Yet what they're doing now is outrageous. Let's hope we get more good rock movies. This one takes the cake!!<br /><br />xoxxoxooxRozzie<br />see ya in May-Maybe......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-65972668772472589302009-02-17T01:26:00.000-08:002009-02-28T07:38:37.908-08:00UP YOUR DATE!<div style="text-align: center; font-family: lucida grande;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidrF-w6juPvDAebYiIZ1o1gABXdUlFv6m9KzcZ30JL6G-PL2O13eykLLtVs3vIDkNb3vOMewajo8M4e4Qk_R_Bv-wzpCCbKVmtjir4_wWCmzWyvb6gBupk45Xw-MosM0FYoYg/s1600-h/LIFE.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 188px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidrF-w6juPvDAebYiIZ1o1gABXdUlFv6m9KzcZ30JL6G-PL2O13eykLLtVs3vIDkNb3vOMewajo8M4e4Qk_R_Bv-wzpCCbKVmtjir4_wWCmzWyvb6gBupk45Xw-MosM0FYoYg/s400/LIFE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303695775998281266" border="0" /></a>How was everyone's <span style="font-weight: bold;">Valentine</span>? We know not everyone had a good one now don't we. How amazing that everyone seems to think some people will change & become all nice because we have someone new in that White House. Now when we'd all like to believe that's true, some of us know that something's are forever going to stay the same. We unfortunately know the real truth & is some things will just never change unless viciously provoked. You never know.<br /><br />That brings me to my bleech topic today. There are things still enormously popular these days besides being increasingly annoying. Who knows why. Yet until the president decides to outlaw these things, everything that is out there, which is entertainingly bad will continue to delight an audience by whom we'll never quite understand is coming from.<br />Which brings me to 2 of the most enjoyed subjects as of late: copycatting & over hyping!<br /><br /><span class="transl_class" title="Click to correct" id="8"><span class="transl_class" title="Click to correct" id="9">Also</span>, </span><span class="to_transl_class" title="Click to correct" id="11">whe</span>n did February suddenly get popular? Wasn't this thought of as a boring month as well especially since it's so short? Well, I guess not, now it's awards month. Everything crazy that could've happened for the entire year to be talked about next year, happened all in this month. Recap:<br /><br />Seems that Miss [or Ms. whatever] Britney has a dirty new song some idiots can't figure out, So she decides to cover it up by making a goody-goody video of herself being a normal housewife...[????]. Just so that we're clear & if anyone cares, this has been done before. There are apparently not one but 2 songs by actual rock bands called If You Seek Amy [<span style="font-style: italic;">actually if you want to get technical: <span style="font-weight: bold;">If You See Kay Tonight-Brewers Droop-1972; If You See Kay-April Wine-1982.</span> Who knows if it's supposed to mean the same thing. If it does so what?</span>] [<span style="font-style: italic;">I know there's more especially with the same exact title, but my brain is drowning in crap right now to remember...</span>]<br />What bugs me is the video. It's almost a clone <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lita Ford's<br /></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIo2o5RCMMs"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gotta Let Go</span></a><blockquote></blockquote>video, which has heavy metal guitar lady <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lita<br /></span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">wearing the coolest leather outfit ever! actually the one in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Out For Blood </span>is even better! you got nothing on her Brit-screw your red plastic outfit</span>!] being a housewife [<span style="font-style: italic;">hilarious</span>]. So did she rip off 2 classic rock bands that no one cares about? Did she use this little 4 words [<span style="font-style: italic;">or letters...</span>] to make her big comeback? It's been done but of course no one has seen anything like this before & they're so freaked. So this is what brought her back, maybe she'll go away quicker.<br /><br />Octo-bore mom. Why do we care about this woman. Why do we care about her kids? There are a million mothers who have 10,000 children in Harlem that no one gives a crap about. Can we get off of this one already?<br /><br />Can I ask who can swim massively while on weed???<br />& who can do anything while on steroids? Need I say more?<br />Haven't we been here before??<br /><br />Now Paula Abdul not only has someone trying to out annoy her [<span style="font-style: italic;">the awful Platinum Weird annoying co-judge-yep that was her, yuk!</span>], she has the unmitigated gall to tell an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Osmond</span> how he should sing. This has to be by far the funniest thing ever. Imagine my shock at not only seeing an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Osmond</span> on that show, but having her tell him he should think about how to sing solo as opposed to harmonizing as he's used to with his family.?<span style="font-weight: bold;">?????? EXCUSE ME??????????</span> 1st of all <span style="font-weight: bold;">HE'S AN OSMOND! THEY GROW ON TREES IN UTAH! SINGING IS IN THEIR DNA! </span>This has happened before when she swears she could tell someone how to sing when she doesn't squeal herself.<br />I don't care if you're not an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Osmond</span> fan, those kids can sing almost better than anyone & Ms. Abdul is going to tell them how it's done? I don't think so. That poor kid. What was he doing up there anyway? <span style="font-weight: bold;">HE'S AN OSMOND!!</span> He must've wanted to see how bad singers live. He doesn't have to worry, especially since he got kicked out by the 2nd show, which was pathetic, because he probably was the only real singer they'll ever have. Good for him, he didn't have to put up with any <span style="font-style: italic;">idle</span> embarrassment.<br /><br />Wow, I've never seen a more action-packed depressing Grammys in my life. Of course, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Plant</span> was going to win [<span style="font-style: italic;">which was amazing</span>]. Of course <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alison Krauss</span> was going to tie the most wins. Of course, everyone who won was dead. Of course, this has happened before when they give the big awards to artists which actual talent! Of course <span style="font-weight: bold;">Al Green </span>was going to be perfect going on at the last minute. Of course, dorkhead Timberlake was going to try to out sing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Al Green</span>, which of course was a joke [<span style="font-style: italic;">if I were <span style="font-weight: bold;">Al </span>I would've pounded on that kid till he kept quiet for messing up his song!</span>] Hello, he's a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Reverend </span>1st of all! He could preach to a church at the last minute & it would be the most amazing thing you'll ever hear in your life. Of course Chris Brown was going to beat up Rhianna, who didn't see that coming, like not having them on the show was such a big loss.<br /><br />OK, so <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter Gabriel</span> didn't win an <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oscar</span> for his awesome <span style="font-weight: bold;">Down To Earth</span> song from my personal favorite movie of last year <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wall-E .</span> Yet you're still going to tell him he can only sing his song for 65 seconds?? <span style="font-weight: bold;">PETER GABRIEL </span>?? 65 seconds??? Did they know he used to be in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Genesis</span>??<br />A band who doen't even know the meaning of what 65 seconds is supposed to be. It was a miracle if any of their songs were 65 minutes. And as with all legendary classic true artists, what did <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter</span> do? He told them !@#$%^&*(! & he wouldn't play. That's the spirit!! You really are a true legend <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter</span>! Too bad he had to see his song butchered by a bad Legend.<br />Yes, this has happened before to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Phil Collins </span>believe it or not. When he lost the Oscar he should've gotten for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Against All Odds [Take A Look At Me Now]</span> in 1984. Not only did they not let him perform the song at all [<span style="font-style: italic;">they didn't even offer 65 seconds</span>], they had a performance dance to the entire song sung by someone else : <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ann Reinking</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">who was incredible in <span style="font-weight: bold;">All That Jazz</span> but not that night!</span>] who had absolutely nothing to do with that film whatsoever. Buncha weirdos!<br /><br />So the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wurm</span> does turn [<span style="font-style: italic;">get it? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Starship Trooper</span>? Part 3?</span>]. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span> I know. Keep the letters coming. I don't care, it's what I want.<br />Recap:<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Yes singer Jon Anderson</span> becomes so horribly ill he can't tour. What does the band do? Get another singer from a tribute band & forget about him, fine. Then what happens?<br />Band cancels tour because bassist becomes ill. Well? Where the tribute replacement for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Squire</span> huh?? It should happen but never will. He's the one guy you can't replace or won't let be replaced..... Ask <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jon</span> himself, He tried it on <span style="font-weight: bold;">ABWH </span>in 1989. It wasn't Yes, he couldn't use the name but he needed a bass & got jazz great <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jeff Berlin</span>. Yes, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jeff</span> is one of the greatest bassists in the world, but he's no <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris</span>. WOW, who won this?<br /><br />Yes the past comes back to haunt one doesn't it. Pretty sick don't you think? I'm impressed though. Have we learned anything from this? Of course not. No one seems to care about the past anymore but once it happens again, we say oh I remember that. Deja vu? Copycat? Over hyped? Whatever! And you wish you were back when no one was whining about bad singers & having to put up with the most annoying celebrity on TV every second. Oh wait, that's still happening isn't it? When will we ever learn?<br /><br />until next time..........Rozzzzie............<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-50140739308976341542009-01-24T20:07:00.000-08:002009-02-28T07:40:59.880-08:00SHOCKERS ALREADY??? NO!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4uu-0jpP_X3lB6XqkYFd0RjiPX_1YpDnvFKyXCcrVep2PiBGMuv9SRxgpoNxDfxOC-teiNsq_PAz4QA_h-SnmwChHKl0GvnFcsHHFo1qbVerttOx_QpWyFEfaXSOrGt5k_sE/s1600-h/Please-Knock-First.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4uu-0jpP_X3lB6XqkYFd0RjiPX_1YpDnvFKyXCcrVep2PiBGMuv9SRxgpoNxDfxOC-teiNsq_PAz4QA_h-SnmwChHKl0GvnFcsHHFo1qbVerttOx_QpWyFEfaXSOrGt5k_sE/s400/Please-Knock-First.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295080861503217218" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span> kiddies. Gee, the year has hardly started & the month is barely over yet so much has gone on already, it's hard to believe. A month where nothing usually happens it seem January is taking back it's crown!! No longer will January be the boring month where nothing gets done & it's the 'after holiday wind down'. <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOPE!</span> Jan seems to be kicking ass & not just because of a new prez, but because Jan isn't going to put up with being a wussy little month anymore. The egos have been flying & it takes just these very loons to give us hope for the future & wish their careers a slow terrifying death. [<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">By the way, welcome back Happy Bunny!</span>]<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />It has also come to my attention that no one wants to make jokes anymore. Ok, Bush wasn't the best President in the world but he gave us 8 years of maybe some of the craziest jokes in the world. Even though he shouldn't have because he was a President, he's gone now, we have a new one & we can't make fun of him or anything ever again. There'a a special called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Make Me Laugh</span> on PBS which is wonderful & quite interesting. It shows the history of laughter. Despite bad times, bad press, bad jokes & bad people there's always something or someone to make you laugh or to laugh at, to just try to make someone else happy or laugh. That's all it is. People can change, grown up, get older & not laugh & that's sad. No one should have to live like that & if that's all we have to this life, it's better to laugh at a bad joke than not laugh at all. It's not meant to hurt anybody, just their egos & if they can't take it, who cares! :<br /><br />.........The '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Old First Daughters</span>' decided to write a letter to the '<span style="font-weight: bold;">New</span>' First daughters as a word of advice. Are they kidding????.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">............David Coverdale</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">hopefully of the new Led Zep</span>] is an American citizen. This is completely shocking........<br /><br />.......4 of the greatest classical musicians in the world finger-synched their way through a freezing Inauguration introduction performance of genius <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Williams</span>' song whose melody almost resembled that of the classic rock Grammy winning instrumental <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cinema by Yes</span>. </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Send us back to the Stone Age why don't you!! </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I can't imagine what's worse: feeling you can't play your instrument for fear that it will go off tune in public like so many other musicians in the world have done under normal circumstances & sounded awful [<span style="font-style: italic;">believe me-no one would have cared, if you did you'd be complaining about every bad musician out there right now who is playing a bad note!</span>]</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">, or the public not realizing that the song sounded like <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span>. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Note: People are complaining about musicians 'lip-synching'....now who's saying 'get a life'?????</span>].........<br /><br />........The Latin couple of last year who just had twins is breaking up, no one saw that coming. Oh so shocking! [?] Maybe she'll let him eat again, since he's been looking so bleak. Don't worry, maybe their deadbeat entourage's bodyguard's best friend's date who watches their furs will get custody of the twins. Then the poor kids will have a decent future!........<br /><br />..........Oh, poor Dark Knight didn't get nominated for any 'big' Oscars. Are you kidding?? It's a cartoon!!! Well it was. But it's not an Oscar contender by any means. Can we get that straight?? And do you really think, that poor boy wants the Joker to be the last thing people remember him by???? I don't think so........<br /><br />..........Bruce Springsteen didn't get an Oscar nomination for Best Song!! Maybe now someone cool will get it! Like <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peter Gabriel</span>! [<span style="font-style: italic;">Also, am the only one who wants to see <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wall-E</span> get Best Screenplay??,& besides <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wall-E</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">House Bunny</span> was the best movie of last year!</span>].........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">..........Amy Winehouse</span>'s husband [?] wants to divorce her. Are you kidding??????????? He was only in jail for a year.........<br /><br />.........The prosecution finally rested in the Phil Spector trial. Can this really be taking this long?????? Are you kidding????.........<br /><br />That seems to be the big news of the new year, if you count this prez jazz. Yet this seems to be how this year is going to shape up. Big changes & no matter what, idiots will still be idiots. Let's see how long it will last. I'm going to be revamping my bleech, I'm not sure how, but I hope to have much more interesting & fun things to talk about. So stay close, stay in touch, keep rockin' & don't stop showing your funny side!!!<br /></span></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-87674972898753236062008-12-04T12:09:00.000-08:002009-02-28T07:52:27.756-08:00THANX ! / WHAT A WAY 2 GO!!!! PRE-DICK-SHUNS FOR THE 9S!!!!<div style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXh5JmTSv_Skptszz4YrFKS7rUVQxvWtGlCQUybdc4SIZfbzWKq050Rn8s0vtkJ4gjIcAA0hRDmbryjLXY82ar8NymHPxBLAvV0mmWsIAxFP_4mESFLA5k9swo20gc3MQWh5g/s1600-h/Happy_Bunny_great.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 237px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXh5JmTSv_Skptszz4YrFKS7rUVQxvWtGlCQUybdc4SIZfbzWKq050Rn8s0vtkJ4gjIcAA0hRDmbryjLXY82ar8NymHPxBLAvV0mmWsIAxFP_4mESFLA5k9swo20gc3MQWh5g/s400/Happy_Bunny_great.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276514839917810370" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">WOW, WHAT DID I MISS???</span> OK, so I forgot to give Thanks to all.... & I swear to you, I have plenty to be thankful for & I will list them all as I lay another & <span style="font-weight: bold;">ONE FINAL MASSIVE END-UH-DA-YEEAH DOUBLE SPECTACU-MEGALOYD BLEECH</span> for just ONLY you.....<br /><br />I didn't think I missed anything since nothing happened or did it???? But in the days during <span style="font-weight: bold;">Turkey day, you turkeys!</span>, quite a lotta shit happened & yes I have to use that word so get over it!<br />Here goes my <span style="font-weight: bold;">Thanx</span> for not only y'all who've read my bleech [<span style="font-weight: bold;">my followers especially</span>] in the last year but the madness in which I have been able to accomplish this, just when I keep thinking it's going to suck, it just sort of actually kinda works. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Thanx....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1st of all: THANX: to HAPPY BUNNY</span>, for not only making these last 2 years complete bliss for me [<span style="font-style: italic;">I have my own yummy bunny that's been keeping me very happy this past year & I'm extremely grateful to no end...</span>] & my bleech, but for adding the touch it needed. Yet since I'm thinking of retiring the cute little thingy from here [<span style="font-style: italic;">boo-hoo! sob! ugh!</span>], I'm not exactly sure how I will continue this without the magic bunny, who has given me nothing but sheer happiness. I luv u <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny</span>, you're totally Sick & amazing! [<span style="font-style: italic;">Would like help in what to replace it with....</span>]<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX: to LITA FORD</span> for coming back & still looking amazing & putting on one of the greatest concerts of the year.....& having a Xmas song too. Ultimate. She was what this world was missing! Let's hope the movie about her old band the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Runaways</span> does her justice.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX: to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxlFqfrKai4">GUNS 'N' ROSES</a></span> for biting the big one! We're still not sure who's left, but if Buckethead isn't even there anymore [<span style="font-style: italic;">if only to hear the loon's name, which has to be the all time funniest rock name <span style="font-weight: bold;">EVER</span>!</span>], than there shouldn't have been <span style="font-weight: bold;">ANY</span> point Axl! Even more sad is getting beat by Kane W.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BONUS POINTS</span>: For <span style="font-weight: bold;">Velvet Revolver & Stone Temple Pilots</span> for not being able to figure out who the hell they are, what they are or who they want to be, especially in the band. Wait....aren't they all the same band? Let's just hope <span style="font-weight: bold;">Buckethead</span> gets something outta this. Maybe he'll join the Black Velveetas....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX:</span> to Jennifer Aniston for taking back the dork who thought he could actually dump her. Idiot! I don't know how she did it, but no other chick would want to handle his boring ass. Maybe if she can really tame him we'll never have to hear his whiny voice again. Ugh...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX:</span> To everyone including <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paul McCartney</span>, who vehemently protested the 'New Led Zep', which would've been hilarious. This came outta nowhere!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Page & Jones</span> wouldn't have <span style="font-weight: bold;">DARED</span> to try that one. I love that they did try. I'm still voting for <span style="font-weight: bold;">COVERDALE</span>! Now that should be Zep again if not for a laugh as good as <span style="font-weight: bold;">BUCKETHEAD</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX: TO THE IMMORTAL QUEEN + PAUL RODGERS FOR COMING BACK!</span>! I will say it for as long as your hands bleed from typing or writing to me telling me I'm insane!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">IT WORKS SO BACK OFF!!</span>! The <span style="font-weight: bold;">COSMOS ROCKS</span> does <span style="font-weight: bold;">ROCK!! GET IT!! AS LONG AS BRIAN MAY & ROGER TAYLOR LIVE TO STILL BE ABLE TO TOUCH THEIR INSTRUMENTS THEY MUST NOT STOP!! </span> You'd rather have George <span style="font-style: italic;">'toilet jailbird'</span> Michael join??<br />There are only <span style="font-weight: bold;">3 </span>things wrong with this entire thing: <span style="font-weight: bold;">1</span>: That <span style="font-weight: bold;">JOHN DEACON</span> isn't there----<span style="font-weight: bold;">PLEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE COME BACK JOHN!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>: That they even have the gall to do the 'song' <span style="font-weight: bold;">"BAD COMPANY'</span> live'. That's just mean. Not only to poor <span style="font-weight: bold;">Simon Kirke</span> who is beyond amazing & is the coolest drummer ever, but the fact that it sounds better, since <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brian & Roger</span> beat the shit out of that [<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Feel Like Makin' Love</span> should <span style="font-weight: bold;">NEVER EVER</span> be done by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bad Company</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">EVER AGAIN</span> because of this, this song now <span style="font-weight: bold;">COMPLETELY BELONGS TO QUEEN</span> !!!!!!! all it needs is <span style="font-weight: bold;">JOHN DEACON!</span>! I think I'm gonna faint!!! </span>] & <span style="font-weight: bold;">QUEEN ISN'T BAD COMPANY!! </span>&<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>: That <span style="font-weight: bold;">BRIAN & ROGER DON"T SING LEAD MORE!!</span>! That's pathetic. The new songs are amazing but if <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brian & Roger </span>had some lead time they would sound so much more kickin'. But I will be forever grateful to Paul for keeping my boys together so screw what everyone else says!!! Also <span style="font-weight: bold;">Remember kiddies</span>: be glad that they are not <span style="font-weight: bold;">Journey</span>, the new Led Zep, the last <span style="font-weight: bold;">Judas Priest</span> & the new <span style="font-weight: bold;">YES</span>!!! You know they have a lot more class than that! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Also they're not called QUEEN OK!!! It's QUEEN +PAUL RODGERS!!! DUMMIES!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX: To JON ANDERSON</span> for basically kicking <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Squire's</span> giant ass about <span style="font-weight: bold;">HIS YES!!</span>!! Alongside <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris</span>, we all now how tiny <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jon</span> is next to him, so for him to have pulled off making the lunatics not go out as <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span> after they didn't seem to give a crap that he became extremely ill is just his mystical magic work at its best. All that Yogi stuff paid off big time! Topped off by that beautiful pissed off letter he wrote to everyone was remarkable. You still got it Jon!! That is precision & the way to fight for your band even when you can't!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Remember kiddies</span>: Jon could've taken the <span style="font-weight: bold;">School Of Rock kids </span> out as Yes & <span style="font-weight: bold;">THAT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE YES THAN THIS</span> & no one would've said a word!! Not even Chris.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX:</span> To the <span style="font-weight: bold;">bEAGLES</span> for keeping my new found hatred for them alive. This because on the actually all-cool very country <span style="font-weight: bold;">CMA</span> Awards while everyone donned their country outfits looking how they were supposed to, the Eagles, who have forever sounded country & even looked country on their <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hell Freezes Over Tour</span> with their classic sexy-ass denim [<span style="font-style: italic;">which pissed me off at the time because I thought they would've dressed up<span style="font-weight: bold;">-EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOKED GOOD!</span>! my bad!</span>] look, they go & dress up like tuxedoed corporate lawyers at a meeting that looked like it'd taken place at a music store & just decided to start playing & bring their corporate stock broker dork friends with them in place of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Don Felder</span>. [<span style="font-style: italic;">I'm referring to the 2000 loons they had up there playing every instrument the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eagles</span> themselves used to once play...</span>] <span style="font-weight: bold;">WHAT THE HELL????????????????????</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX</span>: To my great friend <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ronald Vaughan</span> for trusting me with part of his fantastic archives. I'm beyond honored....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX</span>: to <span style="font-weight: bold;">SHERYL CROW</span> for making every effort in the world to <span style="font-weight: bold;">TRY</span> to get into <span style="font-weight: bold;">FLEETWOOD MAC</span> & not succeeding. She still has a chance, if Buckingham decides to keep his big mouth shut. Since her music has become useless to date, it would be good for her to join them, if only to make better music. Let's hope <span style="font-weight: bold;">Stevie</span> puts her foot down & takes her, otherwise <span style="font-weight: bold;">CHRISTINE PLEASE COME BACK</span>!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX</span>: to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Blender Magazine</span> for actually being ok, especially for their lists. When <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rolling Stone</span> decided to shrink, they officially went on the bad magazine list, seemingly making Blender become cool, despite who they cover.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX:</span> to <span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">, TOM JONES & PAUL MCCARTNEY</span> for still being classy after all these years!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX: to my bud </span>, former writer of Time magazine & one of the most respected authors of all time, for releasing the fiction book <span style="font-weight: bold;">BEET</span> about why I never went to college & why it sucks & just being completely insane... It's hilarious & it's coming out on paperback next year [<span style="font-style: italic;">month -whatever you wanna call it</span>] <span style="font-weight: bold;">READ IT!</span>! I luv u Roger!.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THANX: BEST CONCERTS </span>OF<span style="font-weight: bold;"> 8:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">BONNIE TYLER-BB KINGS</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">LITA FORD-BB KINGs</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NEIL DIAMOND-MSG<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">ASIA-Westbury</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />ALBITA-S.O.B.'S<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">FLOWER KINGS-HIGHLINE<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">RINGO STARR & ALL STARRS-RADIO CITY [<span style="font-style: italic;">besides having a horrendous drummer</span>]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CARE BEARS ON FIRE-TRIBECA Y</span><br /><br />Happy Eats you Turkeys.....you can never give enough thanx.......<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">XOXOXOXOXO R</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">scroll kiddies...there's more........</span><br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >WHAT A WAY 2 GO/PRE-DICK-SHUNS 4 THE 9S</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">:</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHY2yn569oKmpPB7bn1XSDOFurNpkcPSp8CQ46f8KSe_8IUWR76hHJPP5Ok0_k99WqB6a8BPXmWDYFnMaNnLeW9lOvgmLDcu8lUKdLZED0CFnEn2_J03oLEPgMHVkPvay308I/s1600-h/Shit_List.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHY2yn569oKmpPB7bn1XSDOFurNpkcPSp8CQ46f8KSe_8IUWR76hHJPP5Ok0_k99WqB6a8BPXmWDYFnMaNnLeW9lOvgmLDcu8lUKdLZED0CFnEn2_J03oLEPgMHVkPvay308I/s400/Shit_List.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276515055362098050" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">December</span>??? Damn!! When did that get here so fast? I guess at Thanksgiving. Gee. Can you slow down a bit? Complaints, complaints, complaints. That's all I seem to hear about lately, it's sickening. People just love to complain & not do anything about it, or better yet go on until they annoy you to oblivion. So why can't I do the same thing? Isn't that what life's about???<br />OK so let's send <span style="font-weight: bold;">Double -08</span> out in style & bring in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">9s</span>. Here's to what's happened & what may happen if this world is worth anything.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN:</span> the band Creed is threatening our very existence by getting back together. As with the Led Zep controversy this must <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT HAPPEN!</span> They have forever said they are doing this for the Lord. Now we know this is blatant blasphemy. Since we know God's favorite band is & will always be <span style="font-weight: bold;">QUEEN!</span>. SO maybe God will see the good in this not happening & stop this insanity before we hear the crooning of Scott Stapp's drunken onstage preaching.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN: PINK FLOYD</span>'s respect for their legacy continues, even after the death of their 2 leaders. Yes leaders: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Richard Wright & Syd Barrett</span>, the reining Kings of the Floyd are gone so <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink Floyd</span> is gone. Even as they made this constantly clear, everyone wishes they will still tribute them by reuniting in some way. Of course, this is <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT GONNA HAPPEN!</span> But who knows how heartbroken they may be & may actually put on one show for their leaders which would be nice, but nothing more than that. It would be surprising, but no point without that '<span style="font-weight: bold;">evil Ricky sound</span>'. No one should have to duplicate that. The only reason for them to play together again would be of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kate Bush</span> happens to decide to ever tour or play a show again. Now that would be a perfect band for her. That <span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN</span>.....you never know.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN: GARY MOORE</span> somehow lost a battle of someone accusing him of ripping off a solo. Just a solo no less. Not lyrics, an entire song, or a melody but an <span style="font-weight: bold;">ENTIRE SOLO!</span>!! This is the strangest precedent I've ever heard in my life. A song no one ever heard of for one thing, even if they did, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gary Moore</span> is one of the only original guitarists left in this world so there would be no reason in the world for him to rip off anyone, even though all he does is blues music now, yet fantastically. He apparently can appeal this which <span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN </span>& must. If not just to save his reputation, which really isn't in danger of being destroyed because he is so amazing & I don't think anyone cares, but for the fact that this can set off a whole chain of events which I admit I personally wouldn't mind seeing. SO that would mean that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oasis</span> can get sued by the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Beatles</span> for trying to sound exactly like them, it's still a wonder why they still exist in the 1st place. Or any <span style="font-weight: bold;">80s bad metal band</span> can get sued by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Deep Purple's Ian Gillian</span> for all trying to sound exactly like him? Ripping off his sound, right? That is the equivalent of ripping off an exact solo, yes? What I'd give to see all these bad new singers just disappear off the planet by a lawsuit. If it were only that easy. For that, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVhSFP8vbPM"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Courtney Love</span></a> should sue <span style="font-weight: bold;">Amy Winehouse</span> for being a bad version of her. Or the Pussycat Dolls for being an absolute slutty version of the Spice Girls. [<span style="font-style: italic;">I have no idea who was before that, the Supremes??</span>] It would be interesting. <span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN!</span>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN</span>: The Grammy Nominations were announced. Yes, I wait for this, yes, I'm gonna see it, yes, it's important to see who you don't like <span style="font-weight: bold;">LOSE!</span>!!! Not who you like win because that's <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT GONNA HAPPEN!</span>!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">BUT!!</span>! In this case there's a lot riding on this one & I'm so going to be right there. I will take wagers from anyone!!! :<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">1st off: The GILMOUR/RUSH SHOWDOWN!</span>! One of them may win. I believe they were nominated in this same category once before & both lost. But once again <span style="font-weight: bold;">Best Rock Instrumental</span> rules with a nomination each for <span style="font-weight: bold;">David Gilmour & Rush</span>. A win for them <span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN!</span> Because we can't see anyone else here getting this [<span style="font-style: italic;">although they might get creamed with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Zappas</span></span>]. [<span style="font-style: italic;">The fact that Bruce Springsteen who's never done an instrumental in his life, decides to do one last year, gets nominated in that category for the 1st time & wins it because the Grammy people are idiots is just another brain-dead sample of why they can't understand why people hate them! </span>] So it's time for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gilmour or Rush</span>, doesn't matter, but it would be nice if <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gilmour </span>got it, if only to hear him praise <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mr. Wright</span> for being on the song, even though he's so not going....you never know....<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">2nd off: BATTLE OF OLDER VS. OLD</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Plant </span>is up for his really cool album with his little girlfriend Country star <span style="font-weight: bold;">Allison Krauss</span>. The bEagles are up for their new record. What's the difference??? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Plant</span> over the years acquired something called <span style="font-weight: bold;">CLASS!</span>!! He is aging gracefully-musically! [<span style="font-style: italic;">looks is a different story</span>] so he's an older elder statesman! Even he is sick of singing his own Zep songs, this makes him cool! Therefore he is being labelled as the Grammys <span style="font-weight: bold;">OLD</span> choice to give the Grammy to. This is <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT CORRECT</span>. If the Eagles were up for Album of the Year [<span style="font-weight: bold;">which they are NOT THANK GOD!-either way they would lose to Plant</span>] that would be an old choice. Since the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eagles</span> have not acquired the class they so have been trying to achieve since they got rid of their amazing <span style="font-weight: bold;">lead guitarist Don Felder</span>. They just made themselves <span style="font-weight: bold;">OLD!</span>! Since then they have gone out of their way to try to prove they're still cool, even by trying to stop the release of his awesome tell-all <span style="font-weight: bold;">Heaven & Hell</span>. Yes they made a new album, but are aging most ungratefully & therefore are the old choice, nor do they have an iota of class anymore. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Plant</span> actually made a good record, a record worth listening to. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eagles</span> made a record but then took 20 guys out to play it for them. When did they need to take another band out with them to be the Eagles when they were the Eagles? This shows no class. So while the Eagles might win [<span style="font-style: italic;">& unfortunately I still think Frey & Henley are kinda cute...the bums!!!</span>], it <span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN</span>!, they are the OLD choice, since there really isn't anyone else in that category anyway to give it to, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Plant & Ms. Krauss</span> are the class choice, which means they are taking that show back to the stratosphere.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">3rd off: BRITS vs. USA</span>: OK, I've long put on the table that the brits have put out way better music than Americans lately, why is that? It's like Hollywood now. All the American actors in these new cool shows are <span style="font-weight: bold;">BRITISH!! Eli Stone, House, Mentalist</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">Aussie</span>]. Its a fact, being an American has sucked for a very long time, in music & movies. Half the lead awards nominated are from Brits. Not that the records are any good but they aren't very American. Except <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Plant'</span>s. Go figure. Being with his <span style="font-weight: bold;">American lady</span> hit that nail, so of course he's going to get that & it won't count. And I long thought that Coldplay & Radiohead were the same Brit band. So all this is going to prove is to get those 2 horrid bands in the same room to prove they're not the same guys..YUK! I know they're both going to lose.....<span style="font-weight: bold;">MAY HAPPEN</span>...you never know...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Having said this there is still a whole month left & more stupid things </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >MAY HAPPEN!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Yet since the month & the year is almost over Here are my <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pre-Dick-Shuns</span> for the year coming as all these other idiots are making their deadbeat idiotic ridiculous predictions for the Nu Year, that I think </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >WILL HAPPEN</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">!!...:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >WILL HAPPEN: John Deacon</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> will pull a </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Duran Roger Taylor</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> move on </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >QUEEN </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">[</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >which will be hilarious considering that their drummers both have the same name</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">] & return to that band after finally getting sick of his home life as </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Roger</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> of </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Duran</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> did. Word is that after Sir Duran boy left years ago, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >singer Simon LeBon </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">called him everyday since asking him to come back to which he replied everytime with a sheer </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >NO!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Yet 5 years ago he finally said Yes & has been there since. So there is hope for </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >John Deacon & Queen</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">, he just needs a little more time, if not, one of his kids has got to be able to play bass already....you never know.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >WILL HAPPEN</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">: Whoever's left in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Guns'n'Roses, Velvet Revolver & Stone Temple Pilots</span> will do a 3 day tour of Japan & call themselves </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Ewm1-uhgI">Talk Show</a> </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">with special guest <span style="font-weight: bold;">Buckethead</span> & whatever the hell the Page & Jones call their new boys in tribute to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Coverdale/Page</span>!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >WILL HAPPEN: Dennis DeYoung, Steve Perry, Peter Cetera & Jon Anderson</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> will do a full out leaders tour & call themselves </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >YES US! :the Dude Divas</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> as in us & for the USA. They will blow their former bands off the charts, tell them where they can </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Styk</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> it & it will be the most successful tour of the year. Theie band will consist of </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Simon Kirke</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> on drums, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Mark-Younger Smith & Lincoln Brewster</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> on gtr [</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >the 2 geniuses who kicked Steve Stevens [<span style="font-weight: bold;">Billy Idol</span>] & Neal Schon [<span style="font-weight: bold;">Journey</span>] in their asses!!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">] with Dennis & Peter on keys & bass respectively, add a couple of extra </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >School of Rock</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ladys on xtra keys & bass & that would make one sick band. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > WILL HAPPEN:</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Since </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Joss Stone, Amy Winehouse, Sheryl Crow, Jewel, Duffy & Beyonce </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">have all but destroyed our hopes of hearing any kind of real singing & good songs again, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >BONNIE TYLER, KIM CARNES, SASS JORDAN, PAT BENATAR & CHER</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">will play an all-out screamfest of a show called the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >REAL VH1 DIVAS!! & PUT ALL THESE LITTLE BITCHES IN THEIR PLACE</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">!!</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Guest starring the original country ladys of rock: </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Grace Slick, Olivia Newton John, Tanya Tucker & Linda Ronstadt </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">plus</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > Joan Osborne & Lisa Marie Presley </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">to the screamfest. Their band will consist of </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Nancy Wilson & Marcy Detroit Levy</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> on gtr, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Suzi Quatro</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> on bass & </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Toni Tennille & Christine McVie</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> on keys with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Moi!</span> on drums..., </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Gina Schock</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> & maybe </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Sheila E!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> They will end with a tribute to the late </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Laura Branigan</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> & encore with a screeching version of </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Gloria</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">!! [</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >one can only hope!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >WILL HAPPEN: GENESIS </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">will reunite with </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Peter Gabriel & Steve Hackett </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">& play the sickest tour ever seen by man. If </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Phil Collins</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> can get his chops up.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WILL HAPPEN: THE FACES </span>will reunite with 10,000 guests bassists. It's the only way they'll get away with their reunion without late <span style="font-weight: bold;">bassist Ronnie Lane</span>. They just better get someone with class!!! I could give them 200 names who are out of work now.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WILL HAPPEN:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">By FAR!!!!</span> The best story of the year, I don't care what happened to who or what president we got, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nothing!! Compares!!! TO!!! the</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">ARETHA/TINA BATTLE!!! </span><br />Can you believe this??? There is no story in the world better than this!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">My vote for the No. 1 2008 Best Headline!!!</span> This is the funniest thing EVER!!! Teeny <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tina</span> compared to Giant <span style="font-weight: bold;">Aretha</span>.. Is it a Battle of the voices??? No! Is it a Battle of Music??? Not even close!! Is it a battle she said/she ate??? Maybe!! But mercy, this is insane. I'm betting that since these divas have never met [<span style="font-style: italic;">which is completely unbelievable!</span>] & their new music doesn't seem to mean much to anyone lately, that they <span style="font-weight: bold;">WILL</span> meet & have a mega-leg showdown. With <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tina Turner</span> sashaying her awesome legs around that stage while <span style="font-weight: bold;">Aretha</span> has her helpers escort her out with a chicken leg in her hand & scream how she's really the Queen. Then right before it ends <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dolly Parton</span> will take them both out with her boobs!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">DONE!!!</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >MINI WILLS: </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">George Michael will be arrested for toliet training....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Michael Jackson will be arrested for training....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Madonna will be arrested for doing baseball players....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Britney will be arrested for wearing pants......</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Axl Rose will be arrested for going on tour......</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Paris Hilton will be arrested for speaking [I wish!]</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Lindsey Lohan will be arrested for going straight.....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">& Motley Crue will be arrested for still being alive.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Those are my pre-dick shuns....don't forget to watch </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >New Year Rockin' Eve</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> no matter how much it'll suck because </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Dick Clark</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> will be there once again. It just goes to show you there'll always be a Dick around...<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BEST RECORDS of 8:</span><br />[<span style="font-style: italic;">even though most qualify for 9, if next year bites, i'll put them on next years also...</span>]<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">COSMOS ROCKS-QUEEN<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">HOME AFTER DARK-NEIL DIAMOND<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">JUST A LITTLE LOVIN'-SHELBY LYNNE<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">LITTLE WILD ONE-JOAN OSBORNE<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">LIVE IN GDANSK-DAVID GILMOUR<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">SORDID LIVES-OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">VENUS IN OVERDRIVE-RICK SPRINGFIELD<br /><br />CERTIFIABLE-POLICE<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">BREAK UP THE CONCRETE-PRETENDERS<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">GIFT OF SCREWS-LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">We'll Miss you: </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >RICK WRIGHT, </span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">JERRY REED, PAUL NEWMAN, .............</span><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >HAPPY NU YEAR!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >LUV, ROZZZZZZZZZZZZ</span><br /></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-3908224082480645832008-10-31T15:35:00.000-07:002008-12-06T09:04:03.529-08:00JACK-OFF-LANTERNS!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglepgHmjzh_7N3eVJWv1B_9uNTJh1HC60Yzt-YiUirW49jJMJ-GbjHxhLKphMRncStatvbVpM0Vq6QRD4x7jzvSpnTgvNj055xitd6Rx-p9wvqX7dlSJEoM9Z3JqnTNUWWe4U/s1600-h/Bunny.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 356px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglepgHmjzh_7N3eVJWv1B_9uNTJh1HC60Yzt-YiUirW49jJMJ-GbjHxhLKphMRncStatvbVpM0Vq6QRD4x7jzvSpnTgvNj055xitd6Rx-p9wvqX7dlSJEoM9Z3JqnTNUWWe4U/s400/Bunny.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263469027610375106" border="0" /></a><br /><br />How scary is this <span style="font-weight: bold;">Halloweenie</span> seeming to be? It is apparent that all these very spooky things have been happening & it's just an unperfct time for it. <span style="font-weight: bold;">HAPPY HALLOWEENIE</span>! I have to mention the scariest thing that is haunting me lately....<span style="font-weight: bold;">the Killers are playing Madison Square Garden???????????</span>? Are you kidding me? Are they that big? I don't think so. Too scary.<br /><br />This will probably go down as the sickest Halloween in history. All because of the new records that are supposedly coming out & also the dumb antics of idiot classic rockers.....<br />Why anyone cares about it is beyond me:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. Guns'N'Roses</span> is coming back, we don't even know who's in it anymore but someone still cares. Even though Axl really looks like he's actually wearing a mask of himself. Funny side scary note: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Buckethead</span>, their supposed 'new' guitarist has been playing solo shows till Axl decides to get up off his ass & do something......<br />.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />2. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Led Zep</span> has decided to pull a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes/Journey</span> deal & get someone else to sing for them since they're sick of waiting around for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Plant</span> to say yes. He said no, they said screw him. You have to admire their zeal for them to think that there are fans who will actually go see the 2 boys that are left in that band aside from <span style="font-weight: bold;">Baby Jason</span>, which is fine, but you wonder.....will they be calling David Coverdale again???? Better someone known than unknown....... ..???????? So what is the point??? Well they won't be playing MSG......<br /><br />3. It's the 25 Anniversary of Thriller...big deal. I still think of poor <span style="font-weight: bold;">Vincent Price</span>, who'll only be known now because of that record. 25 means its the anniversary of <span style="font-weight: bold;">90125 by Yes</span>, & <span style="font-weight: bold;">Vacation by the Go-Go-s</span>. Now that's something!<br /><br />4. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Amy Winehouse</span> is still alive.....amazing.<br /><br />There have been more important things going on. I was having a conversation recently about '<span style="font-weight: bold;">fake albums</span>'. CDs now, but when albums were out there was our share. Fake albums are just ridiculous compilation albums that have all the hits of a band you already have along with a bunch of other songs you don't care about & it's put out by a label that thinks they're bigger than Warner Bros. but who don't even have the decency to spend money on simple packaging let alone the print it's done on. <span style="font-weight: bold;">IF ANYTHING THEIR BAD OFFICIAL BOOTLEGS</span>!!!<br /><br />In the 70s, there was <span style="font-weight: bold;">K-Tel</span> who actually came out with some decent compilations back then were amazingly fun. They had whopper covers & were way cheaper than what is available now. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Casablanca & Krofft Record</span>s were probably the worst companies to release your records on back then. Who knew if the artists recieved any money for their sales. Now there is '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Essential</span>', '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Millennium Collection</span>' & the worst of all <span style="font-weight: bold;">'NOW'</span>. It would be a miracle if the artists knew that these records were out with their music & recieve some compensation, but the fact that all of these compliations have the same design on all of them & the cheapest inserts in them is just low, that I could be making these at home on my computer.<br /><br />With the exception of the band's picture being different which each band. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Essential</span> series have the black & white cover which should be classic art but just isn't in this case. Just bad awful cheap art. Same story we all know in it & maybe some extra tracks to make you spend money on this crap some of which are actually double cds. A joke for sure. Nonsense.<br /><br />The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Millennium Collection</span> comps are a teeny bit colorful but otherwise the same, except have less songs & less information. Ridiculous. They're cheap but that isn't even worth 2 cents let alone 5 bucks. Then there are these <span style="font-weight: bold;">Extended Versions</span> collections which just make me think that these labels that are putting this junk out there actually think we're stupid. Not a spec of info. The songs are supposedly the longer versions of songs we love, which involve either a live version or the long regular version that is already on the album we'd bought last year. Hello? How dumb do you think we are? You're lucky if you find these pieces of crap for 5 dollars. Incredible.<br /><br />Let us not forget the '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Greatest Album In The World Ever Made</span>' ones, which frankly I'm sick of. They're not so bad, but they consist of the Greatest 'insert here your favorite genres' of music & it's supposed to best the Best Thing Ever & they're 20,000 of them. You wonder what's flooding our landfills? <span style="font-weight: bold;">This crap!!</span>!<br /><br />Now! I don't know how else to describe probably the <span style="font-weight: bold;">All-Time Worst Compilation Records in the History of All Music Anywhere in the Entire World!!!!!!!!!!!!</span>!!!!!!!! People are buying this in droves because????????? a. they don't want to download, b. they don't want to spend $10 grand on the albums they originally came out of, c. they were forced!!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">SICK</span>! The <span style="font-weight: bold;">'NOW'</span> compilations have put shame & absolute embarrassment to the music industry for all time. Should the artists get any royalties is fine but the music isn't even worth the 20 dollars this seems to cost now. Yet it selling like crazy. It's pathetic. This is what everyone has resorted to purchasing to find any form of decent music that's left. Too bad they're not going to find it on there. Congrats to NOW for just being the worst combo ever. The music isn't as annoying as the art<br />on their covers which displays without any sorrow the giant colorful NOW letters in massive bold print.<br /><br />The only decent form of compilations that are being released by a decent label that actually cares what it puts out is good old <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rhino Records</span>. It shouldn't even be included in this list. But if you want to know about any good band or any good music then get anything on Rhino. Thank GOd there's still something good left in this world.<br /><br />Who knew art could be this bad. But this is the scariest time music has seen as of late. Hopefully this will all disappear soon & will go back to a normal way of beying cool records. The best thing: Vinyl is back. Very cool....but the Killers are still playing MSG, yuk!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!!!<br />LUV, ROZZZZZZZZZZ</span>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-30697142553582879492008-09-30T13:56:00.001-07:002008-10-13T19:57:09.891-07:00WISH YOU WERE STILL HERE........<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhME0XyaDF8hP9OL8N_Y5j_6GtLWDARp5nuErejmkij2ygEczjaM2CAWFO6V0Ebv-exlhZIdLP3SUdX7N70hgCNmrphgV4Cloq2TKcTTv6uOyjELoLHgec3nVs_yw7R-qlWblg/s1600-h/Happy-Bunny-Kiss.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhME0XyaDF8hP9OL8N_Y5j_6GtLWDARp5nuErejmkij2ygEczjaM2CAWFO6V0Ebv-exlhZIdLP3SUdX7N70hgCNmrphgV4Cloq2TKcTTv6uOyjELoLHgec3nVs_yw7R-qlWblg/s400/Happy-Bunny-Kiss.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256799781933910994" /></a>
<br />It's a strange September & already I know it'll be a weird October. Why? October is usually World Series time, Baseball! For New Yorkers, it's the<span style="font-weight:bold;"> Yankees</span> or nothing. This time, nothing, not even the Mets. Why is it a bad September? Everything that meant anything in NY was lost. <span style="font-weight:bold;">PINK FLOYD & YANKEE STADIUM</span>. Do the 2 go hand in hand? Does it make sense? Yes. [<span style="font-style:italic;">Don't get me started on Yes!</span>]
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<br /> How is it that a city could lose 2 of the most beautiful stadiums in the world in one shot? Ok they are baseball stadiums. Apparently only football stadiums seem to be concert-friendly, since some dumb owners don't seem to trust our music with their lawns.[???????????????-<span style="font-style:italic;">well, if they put good music on their lawns they'd be able to trust us!</span>]. The fact that not only <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Stadium">Yankee Stadium</a> is being destroyed but Shea Stadium as well is just demeaning. Both baseball fields, both on the opposite sides of the heart of NY, one in the Bronx [Yankee] & the other in Queens [Shea]. Two places no one would be caught dead in if it weren't for their landmarks.
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<br /> I can't talk about <span style="font-weight:bold;">Shea Stadium<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shea_Stadium"></a></span> since I've never been there which is sad. I've sat on the outside & looked in, but I know how important it is or was to this city. Especially since the new one being built looks like a pile of dead bricks [<span style="font-style:italic;">if it's possible for bricks to be dead, they'd look like the new Shea, which isn't going to be even called Shea but after a crappy bank that may lose all it's money, poor Shea.!</span>] You have to feel sorry for Shea, even if you weren't a <span style="font-weight:bold;">Met</span> fan. The fact is Shea is younger born in 1961. A kid! Yet bigger, wow than Yankee Stadium? No way? Way! ! Only 47 years old? They couldn't give it another 3 years to at least hit 50? Is it so torn up, it couldn't wait? Couldn't find some building Botox? [if there is such a thing, <span style="font-weight:bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> would never have taken it, it was too strong!] In truth it was only 44 since for 2 years it actually turned into the Yankees when their own stadium was under construction & they came to Shea for 2 years from 1974-1976. Ok, the <span style="font-weight:bold;">Beatles</span> played there. <span style="font-weight:bold;">Billy Joel</span> played there, they had more concerts than the Yanks ever did. So why destroy it? This one I'll blame on age discrimination & the money-grubbing banks who seem to be buying everything now instead of saving their money like their supposed to [<span style="font-style:italic;">is this a joke?</span>] & we're wondering what's wrong with our economy? While the new one won't even begin to have a history since it won't be taking it's old name, it's a shame that the history of this particular place had not yet begun but did leave a special place in some NY hearts.
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<br /> Now Yankee Stadium is a different story. It's tinier. But way older! 1923! 85 years old [<span style="font-style:italic;">83 if you wanna get technical because of their dumb refurbishing at Shea!</span>] So this one couldn't be given another 15 years of life to hit 100. No Botox here! We could've taken it! Who cares? We gotta take it out now! Why? Babe Ruth built it. He didn't build it himself , they built it for him, so everyone could come see him. When the old older stadium was up it had a different structure, which is actually back at the newly semi-finished Yank stadium, which is opening next year. Yet when it was rebuilt in 1974, they change the outer structure completely but it was still the same place. You could say we had a giant face-lift, like the Statue of Liberty did [<span style="font-style:italic;">yet she's still looks crazy!</span>] So it has a huge history, of prize fights, football, [<span style="font-style:italic;">which is hysterical to ever think that football was ever played here</span>], sermons & concerts [<span style="font-style:italic;">same thing!</span>].
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<br /> A place I used to come with my uncle all the time to. He took me to my first game, where else could we go to see a game [<span style="font-style:italic;">Shea was too far so we can't go there, we were Yanks anyway</span>], right next to my house. Yes, I've lived by this beautiful place & watched it slowly fade away from me & it's devastating. I lost my uncle in 2001 & I feel like he wants <span style="font-weight:bold;">Yankee Stadium</span>. So he's going to take it. That's ok. He seems to be giving us the old one back, maybe he wanted me to see what the old one looked like. It'll be tinier & more expensive since the money grubbers are taking over this one too for no good reason, but it won't be the same. I'll let you know David.....
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<br /> Now what does this have to do with <span style="font-weight:bold;">Pink Floyd</span>? <span style="font-weight:bold;">Richard Wright</span>, <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/world/another-brick-in-the-floyd-wall-tumbles-20080916-4hwq.html">Ricky </a>to some. Keyboardist & basically the heart of the band. It was <span style="font-weight:bold;">Syd Barrett</span> & Rick who did all the vocals in this band before anyone else did!!! <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article4781413.ece">THEY WERE PINK FLOYD!</a></span> As long as one or the other was in that band, it was <span style="font-weight:bold;">Pink Floyd</span>. It was Rick when <span style="font-weight:bold;">Roger Waters</span> left who sang all of Roger's parts & it was still ok. Because it was Rick. <span style="font-weight:bold;">Ricky</span> passed away this month, a couple of weeks before <span style="font-weight:bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> did. When I would go to see the Yanks I'd never been on the field. Till one day. Pink Floyd decided to come to the <span style="font-weight:bold;">Bronx</span>. What?? Are you kidding?? Pink Floyd in the Bronx? I dare them to get past the Deegan. [<span style="font-style:italic;">I would've had my uncle clear it for them, not only was he a very dangerous driver, but he was a gravedigger, he knew what to do with a body & he would've done it for me, he couldn't have cared less about <span style="font-weight:bold;">Pink Floyd</span>!</span>] They made it.
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<br /> In 1994 when everything sucked & the 90s were worming its sorry music onto this world <span style="font-weight:bold;">Pink Floyd saved Yankee Stadium</span>. I went to get tickets for the first night. First day of sale. Awesome. My friends were going to go with me [my girl D, see <a href="http://rozziebearsrantz.blogspot.com/2008/06/day-in-life-of-wizzzzzzzz.html">'A Day In the Life...</a>]. Cool. We get there, we hang, we see <span style="font-weight:bold;">Debbie Harry</span> walking in the back of the Stadium, cool, she likes <span style="font-weight:bold;">Pink Floyd</span>, awesome! We're in the Loge section. Cool. We sit, we can't see a damn thing. It's completely obstructed. Why? Their staging was insane. The seats were behind their screens & lights. How is this possible? A lady comes to us & asks if we like our seats? No! She laughs, it's ok, the box office made a mistake, follow this person & we'll show you to your seats. So we proceed to go down, down, the walk which took forever, seemed long [<span style="font-style:italic;">if you know any stadium you know this</span>], we wind up outside. Wait we're outside? What's going on? Your seats are there. She point to the inside of Yankee Stadium on the field. I almost died! AAHH!!!! No way! it was so beautiful it was insane. Here I am in the field of Yankee Stadium seeing not a baseball game, not a show, but <span style="font-weight:bold;">PINK FLOYD!</span>! My Ricky. He was the one for me. My favorite & he was right there in front of me. He was the cute one. He still was & I got to see him in Yankee Stadium. Saw him twice, since I went the next day as I found friends who were working the show! Seeing him singing 'Wearing The Inside Out' & 'Astronomy Domine' was nothing short of mesmerising. Who knew you could have a sight like that in the Bronx? Now I lost both? Impossible. Ricky was Pink & now he's gone forever & I'm going to miss him & his beautiful voice.
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<br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> is gone because there will never be another place like it, even though the new one is right next to it & it's actually just as beautiful & the construction going into it is actually caring about the history of preserving what the old one meant [<span style="font-style:italic;">which is more than I could say about the new Shea, which won't be the new Shea!</span>]. <span style="font-weight:bold;">PINK FLOYD</span> is gone because <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/09/pink-floyds-nic.html?xid=rss-popwatch-20080918-Pink%20Floyd%27s%20Nick%20Mason%20on%20former%20bandmate%20Richard%20Wright%20(R.I.P.)">Rick is gone</a>, Syd is gone & now we'll never see anything like that again. If you don't believe me you could ask who's left yourself. If you know anything about what it means to preserve history in something as sacred as a stadium, or something that means anything to you, you know this is not going to happen. We also know that as of late, in rock bands, preserving history is the last thing our classic boys seem to care less about now. There wasn't a tribute more devastating than <a href="http://undercover.com.au/News-Story.aspx?id=6371">Roger Waters</a> himself. A man he'd fought with for so long, that when they'd finally gotten back together & received a British Hall of Fame award. As they were accepting it & Rick was hospitalized at the time for eye surgery, Roger had said he wasn't in surgery that they'd actually eloped. How adorable. His website was taken down & he went on to explain why Rick was important to Pink Floyd. Even him coming to the realization that Pink Floyd will never happen again, after he'd wanted it more than we did, is more painful than you could imagine.
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<br /> I'm glad & sad that I got to see <span style="font-weight:bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> for the last time. <span style="font-weight:bold;">Rick Wright & Pink Floyd</span> for the last time. Both at my house. I'm also glad, since Syd & Rick never really got to see each other after Syd left that they're finally together now. Probably wondering what my uncle is doing with a big old stadium in his hand & he's telling Rick that I was there when he played & used to take me there all the time & they're all hanging out. I just hope Ricky doesn't ask my uncle why he wasn't at the show.........
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<br />xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
<br />luv to Ricky, Yankee Stadium & my uncle David...
<br />luv, Rozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I might've mentioned this before. Probably the cutest girl & most talented [<span style="font-style:italic;">since we already know the star didn't even ride the bike, I relate to this to but I not even getting into this now</span>] in the movie <br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;">Cynthia Rhodes</span>-by the way,just to get it out of the way, did do her own dancing, [<span style="font-style:italic;">you can't make that up, especially what she did, quite a sight if anyone has any wish to stretch in any form!!</span>] is completely freaking because her man hasn't called. All throughout the movie if anyone was paying attention to it other than looking at all the ladies asses, it was he didn't call. <br /><br />'He didn't call. '<span style="font-style:italic;">He'll call</span>'. Should I call him?'You think he'll call?' '<span style="font-style:italic;">Of course, why wouldn't he?</span>' 'If he doesn't call do you think I should call him?' '<span style="font-style:italic;">Don't worry, he'll call</span>'. <span style="font-weight:bold;">OK</span>, so later they're working out & the bum still hasn't called. '<span style="font-style:italic;">He'll call. Don't worry</span>'. 'I don't know'.... No matter who you were when you saw this movie, you wanted her to call him & were actually wanting to know if he would call. So the tough lady finally says 'Just get up & call the dude' to which she also added that she was 'glad I ain't no honky'. 'Yeah, you really think so?'. So while the lead character is screwing & fighting & breaking up with her man & dancing & losing her mind & wondering why her friend is losing it by going out with the lowlife of the movie, you could care less because you're still want him to call her. In my mind [<span style="font-style:italic;">& others</span>], I'm thinking, he's gotta call, she could dance, she's mega-cute, he's gotta be just a hunk who is just making her wait right? Of course, dammit when is he gonna call??? Finally, they're all at a party in costumes which looks like Halloweenie time. They're all there & <span style="font-weight:bold;">Tina</span> [<span style="font-style:italic;">her name</span>]is seen dancing with this balding older guy in a suit & glasses looking like a deadbeat lawyer or something, not in costume like everyone else. After all your thoughts, after all we waited for, what are we thinking? It's her dad? <span style="font-style:italic;">No!</span>, did he call? Who's that with her? <span style="font-style:italic;">Nah!</span> She finally says to her friend what the world & everyone else were waiting for, points to the guy in question & has the nerve to say, with the happiest smile on her face: <span style="font-weight:bold;">'HE CALLED!'</span>. <span style="font-weight:bold;">What? ARE YOU KIDDING? NO WAY? YUK!! EEWWW ! GET REAL RIGHT??</span> <br /><br />Why am I explaining the only reason to see <span style="font-weight:bold;">Flashdance</span>? [<span style="font-style:italic;">Now that I've explained the entire movie, you probably don't have to see it, but should & if you haven't, what planet are you on?</span>] Because of <span style="font-weight:bold;">Miss Tina</span>, first of all [<span style="font-style:italic;">who happens to be married in real life to Richard Marx...which may be questionable</span>]second, because I appreciate this scene very much & completely understand it. Unlike some people in this world. Unlike the dumb ladies of <span style="font-weight:bold;">Showbiz Tonight</span>, who constantly, day by day, night by night say just stupid things about who or what they think is beautiful or not & are just in shock anytime something stupid happens they just '<span style="font-style:italic;">oh are just horrified</span>'. So what is it that got me here twice this bleech.???<br /><br />I didn't even watch these <span style="font-weight:bold;">Olympics</span> [<span style="font-style:italic;">are they done yet???</span>], sorry, I just wasn't into it. Everyone there I'm sure are amazing athletes & if they're not full of steroids, congrats to all! But <span style="font-weight:bold;">Jim McKay</span> [<span style="font-weight:bold;">look him up!, dammit!<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span>] isn't covering it, gone, so forget it! Over! But Mercy! <span style="font-weight:bold;">Swimmer Amanda Beard</span>'s apparent dislike of her buff teammate has gotten insane backlash of this poor lady's taste. <span style="font-weight:bold;">What the hell for??</span> Of course, an idiot radio guy asks her a stupid question adding to his stupidity, wonders if she was dating the guy or even wanted to [<span style="font-style:italic;">when of course that's not ethical, but do they care? no!</span>]she replied with a very simple <span style="font-weight:bold;">'Eww,No!</span>'. So what? What is the problem? She also added after some grilling something along the lines of '<span style="font-weight:bold;">Eww Nasty</span>'. Which I found hilarious but I still didn't care. <span style="font-weight:bold;">[I think everyone is EEWW!!]</span></span> People or chicks [<span style="font-weight:bold;">Haha!</span>]everywhere seem to be losing it because of this & this lady is getting ripped up everywhere, especially by these dumb broads at <span style="font-weight:bold;">Showbiz Tonight</span> who haven't a clue about what a real man is when they talk to idiots like the 'Man' author who thinks he's God's gift to women [<span style="font-style:italic;">Don't even get me started on that dork.</span>], whenever they feel they need a '<span style="font-style:italic;">man's opinion</span>'. <span style="font-weight:bold;">, which is a joke!! Pathetic!</span> This is when I started to care. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">OK ,so I'm on her side & I will defend her to the death! </span>Why? Because you girls out there are ridiculous!!!! Especially you <span style="font-weight:bold;">Showbiz Tonight</span> chicks. Where in the world or in what gutter did they dig out these crazy 'panelists'? I just wanna smack them all to death. Talk about stupid. So we're not cool because we have to think like these broads [<span style="font-style:italic;">by the way I'm not Italian, I just use that word to describe brainless chicks,it works for me, like others would use 'dumb blonde'!, because these broads aren't blond, well one is, so write me if you must, I dare you, just know that I am a chick, was a broad & have been blonde & very proud!</span>] & their word is law & they feel their words will 'make a difference'. <br /> Their difference: She said it because she wants to be famous!? What? If she wanted to be famous she could've said something like 'He can't swim'. Hello?? That's how stupid this whole thing is. One of them actually had the unmitigated gall to say & even suggest that she was 'clueless'! <span style="font-weight:bold;">???????????????????????????????????????? </span><br />[<span style="font-style:italic;">You guys out there love girl fights & wonder & why we love to tear our hair out while it happens, 1st of all, I'm not your typical chick, I love a good fight every once in a while, a guy fist fight,[<span style="font-weight:bold;">girls can do this too!!</span>] this is why I miss real baseball, but in this particular case I wanted to rip each flake of hair off this one's head when she uttered this! Why because it helps!</span>] <br />Oh she's clueless, so she'll deliberately insult someone she's not interested in or remotely not attracted to if that is supposed to be the case [<span style="font-style:italic;">let's get the winner a girlfriend already!</span>] & say they're EWW! Guess what, maybe she's NOT interested, ever thought of that? Is that a possibility??? It probably frightened her, she's probably traumatized from this & will need therapy for the rest of her life at the suggestion of even sleeping with this guy. [<span style="font-style:italic;">I would be!-sort of, not therapy though-remember therapist is a compound word!] </span>] By the way, if you forgot she's a hell of an athlete herself. Did we forget ??? Do we care? I guess not after this!<br /><br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;">EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION!! OR FREEDOM OF SPEECH??</span> Well, last I heard everyone is also entitled to their own taste. So he's maybe not her type at all, who cares? You're gonna force her to go out with him? No wait-let's put her in a reality show to get her a husband & we'll get 20 of these dorks & they'll all look exactly like this guy [<span style="font-style:italic;">like they all do now anyway-EEWW!!</span>] & watch her & me throw up!! Guess what chickies, <span style="font-weight:bold;">HE'S NOT MY TYPE EITHER!!!</span> Are you shocked? Oh, so now I wanna be famous?? So am I clueless? That's right, he's not my type. Do you want to know what that means?? That means <span style="font-weight:bold;">SHE'S RIGHT!</span> That's a rule you know!!! [<span style="font-style:italic;">RR xoxoxoxo!</span>]But I have some news for the boy who thought he wrote that rule: [<span style="font-style:italic;">like he really made that up!</span>xoxoxox] sometimes [only sometimes], she's not right & in this case, all of you ladies out there who are giving this lady crap about this are <span style="font-weight:bold;">WRONG!! SO BACK OFF!!</span> <br /><br />For years, I've endured almost all the ladies in my family going for younger dudes & it has sickened me. Yes I prefer a real man [<span style="font-style:italic;">must I mention them??- quit it & check my previous blecchs!</span>]. So he's buff, he broke <span style="font-weight:bold;">Mark Spitz</span>'s [<span style="font-weight:bold;">who by the way looks beyond gorgeous now that he's gotten 'mature'<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span>] record [<span style="font-style:italic;">which really sucks because despite him looking like a porn star when he won all those he is still <span style="font-weight:bold;">THE MAN!</span>! & will forever be!</span>]& he's a great athlete. But ladies, he's not the most beautiful thing on this planet. See ladies, back then Mark was <span style="font-weight:bold;">Eww</span> also, now, he's Yum!. It takes a while ladies, a long while. Ok, he's your type, cool, maybe you'll marry & divorce him & take all his <span style="font-weight:bold;">Frosted Flakes</span> money, good for you. But don't push the dork on us real ladys who like real men. I can't believe that the criteria for a real man involves a young buff, he's probably the nicest guy in the world, but come on. OK, they don't have to be fat & crusty either but there can be something pretty special in between & when you can really <span style="font-weight:bold;">'SEE' </span>that, it can be pretty incredible. So before you ride those boy toys, think for a minute. How long can you look at that? Eventually they run out of gas & I don't mean in the engine! Because the engine can always get a boost! Yes some winning pretty boys are EWW!. Sometimes the Bronze dudes have hope to, but they're not all Gold. Sometimes you need Silver [I need air!!whoo!]. So to <span style="font-weight:bold;">Miss Amanda</span> way to go, stick to your guns & screw what all these idiots are saying about you, call me & we'll show them what a real man is.... don't disappoint me! & let's see what you'll look like in 20 years Mr. Eww!! Who knows you may finally be Yum!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</span>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-35710439881745304852008-08-11T19:31:00.000-07:002008-08-22T17:26:33.824-07:00ROLLING STONE IS DYING!! THANK YOU !!! 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<br />OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE!! NOW I KNOW YOUR TRUE COLORS</span>! Ever watch <span style="font-weight:bold;">Odd Couple</span>? Its the <span style="font-weight:bold;">BEST SHOW EVER!</span>!! They seem to be out on DVD, yet the ones that are left are being threatened with the songs that appeared on the show not appearing because of massive publishing fees. Well that bites!! You ought to be honored that your song was even on the damn show! So quit it & let everyone hear you! This seems to be my pet subject. Now after what has been a pretty cool half a year [<span style="font-style:italic;">already????</span>] I've gotten the best news of my life! <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080812/music_nm/media_rollingstone_dc_2"><span style="font-weight:bold;">ROLLING STONE IS DEAD</span>!!</a>! Not the band. <span style="font-weight:bold;">NEVER!</span> In fact, the way things are going the band will be around way damn longer than the crapola mag will!! <span style="font-weight:bold;">OH JOY!!! OH JOY!!! I CANNOT CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS!! SHALL I EXPLAIN</span>?????????????????????????????????
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<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">ROLLING STONE</span>. A magazine that was way way cool, years & years ago! Started I believe by naming itself after the great 'ole band. Why they let that happen I'll never know, especially after they started to suck. At the time, I'm sure it was cool for them, they had no idea that it would ever become bad. So you can't really blame them. And lately you must now never compare them anymore, since the Rolling Stone of today is <span style="font-weight:bold;">CLEARLY NOT</span> the Rolling Stone of yesterday. In fact, after RS started to bite [in the early 90s of course],the <span style="font-weight:bold;">Rolling Stones</span> should have put their foot down for them becoming as horrible as they got. That would've been a most amazing lawsuit. Can you picture that?? [<span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Teeth anyone?<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span>] <span style="font-weight:bold;">Mick</span>: Your Honor, clearly we don't like the direction this magazine has taken & would very much not like our name to be associated with this crap anymore. Judge: Yes it is clear this magazine has nothing more to do with music so I grant in favor of the plantiffs & sentence Rolling Stone to call themselves BonJovi for their remaining years!
<br />Talk about suck!
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<br />Now RS is deluding themselves into thinking that if they '<span style="font-weight:bold;">get smaller</span>' [<span style="font-style:italic;">?????</span>] that more people will buy this crap because it'll fit more with other mags in the store. Amazing. What an excuse! 'Yeah uh....I'm not like gonna buy Rolling Stone unless it gets smaller, k.....? ' Don't they realize that people still actually buy the New York Times & thats over 7 feet long?????????????????? OH, they have a circulation of over 1.5 million....[to me that's not a lot especially in this new internet age] but their newsracks sales are slipping.......awwwww, I wonder why? Because nobody wants to buy it anymore!!!! And also because there are still alot of classic rock fans very much alive who absolutely hate the owners of this magazine for abusing the <span style="font-weight:bold;">Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame</span>! So who knows why!!!
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<br />Its not bad enough that RS had already shrunk to a level that make the <span style="font-weight:bold;">New York Press, the Metro & AM Daily</span> seem huge. The latest covers alone had took up more than whatever the hell was supposed to be inside. So put someone bad on the cover & no one will care what's inside. OK, they've sort of tried to save themselves as they keep trying by having a few cool covers lately [but again nothing inside] the <span style="font-weight:bold;">Police</span>, James Brown, <span style="font-weight:bold;">Pink Floyd</span>, etc..... but it's has gotten so lame they need to really shrink it so that you'll know there will be at least more than 4 lousy pages inside!!! WOW!
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<br />For years, actually since it began the <span style="font-weight:bold;">R'n'RHoF</span> has been run by the owners & the leftover so-called writers who were left after the nineties fall-out of the really great writers who don't write for them anymore. So it's the kid writers who think that music was invented in 90s & are freaked out that RS has been around for more than 20 years let alone 2. These are the people who are voting in our legends in this Hall. Ridiculous. In one of my old bleechs, I revealed my utter hatred for their system hoping that <span style="font-weight:bold;">Rolling Stone</span> would die a slow death & I believe because of some of you out there that my dream, in fact all of our dream is coming true!! So I thank you so much for making this possible, I know all you rockers came together to torture them. Even though I wish a slow death upon them I figure whoever is going to be on the cover of the teeny weeny version of the new RS will kill it before I get a chance to beg. So maybe their death will be quicker & I will jump for joy some more. It used to be that being on the cover of <span style="font-weight:bold;">Rolling Stone</span> was a dream, a hope of a band, the moment you 'made it'! Now its an embarrassment when you have to be on the cover after Fiona Apple, 50 Cent, John Mayer or Maroon 5, oh joy....ugh! <span style="font-weight:bold;">THEY ONLY JUST TALKED TO RUSH THIS YEAR!</span>!! SO who knows how popular they are as of late, we know they have been a challenge to keep going to. But now I think we've grown tired of you! Goodbye!
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<br />I'm actually going to think back at the time it was cool even as it was still being run by the idiots. Remember when <span style="font-weight:bold;">Fleetwood Mac</span> made probably the <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/covers#">best covers ever</a> made for them? When <span style="font-weight:bold;">Stevie Nicks</span> got her own cover? When the <span style="font-weight:bold;">GO-GO's</span> made the cover & everyone freaked out because they were in their underwear? <span style="font-weight:bold;">HANES UNDERWEAR</span> not lingerie!!! When the <span style="font-weight:bold;">Police</span> always managed to look good on every cover they were on, even the latest! When <span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Hook</span> finally made the cover after they wrote that great song. Now go away! Good Riddence! I'll be happy to buy your last few rotting pages & place them under my dog's crap. [<span style="font-style:italic;">oops I don't have a dog but I could use it for something...ah ha, the leaks in my roof! AHHH what a life!<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span>]
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<br /> Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-26578957626147608452008-07-26T17:58:00.000-07:002008-08-22T17:35:48.256-07:004Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw-o2rXUKRsTZ6C4LmzhyvQ8AplgaF-aBk4oGAYx-wLBMv7U6_uLz-QbFS4sJLPOYf2gBL_fem4ndzpxBXFiLGCFY6nCN_YNgZdCj7A3Ci1OnOuhUt8EQHpjCwOePAlQpjkMk/s1600-h/Smell-Like-Doody.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw-o2rXUKRsTZ6C4LmzhyvQ8AplgaF-aBk4oGAYx-wLBMv7U6_uLz-QbFS4sJLPOYf2gBL_fem4ndzpxBXFiLGCFY6nCN_YNgZdCj7A3Ci1OnOuhUt8EQHpjCwOePAlQpjkMk/s320/Smell-Like-Doody.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227495124557180802" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">4Q! </span>WHAT DOES IT MEAN?? Oh, come on! You cannot be that young! Well let's see,the 4th of July? [<span style="font-style: italic;">which turned out to be very cool by the way</span>]</span>, a poker hand? [I don't think so], my ladys <span style="font-weight: bold;">QRT</span> might have a 4th member???? maybe, or could it be something quite offensive! [<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Jackpot!</span>] I think Happy Bunny & I will continue to use this to describe how crazy July has been.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">TICKETS!!! BASEBALL!!! RADIOS!!!</span> This is what has been disturbing me as of late. Let's start with the radios. So if it isn't an Ipod..........what do you call it??????? So you're not cool if you don't have something with an I on it. GET REAL! Zunes are apparently sort of cool now, but the one to get is the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Creative Zen</span>!! Oh yes!! How yummy, nothing better!!!<span style="font-weight: bold;"> WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY BETTER!!!</span> Than the stuffy Ipod! You don't have to have an Apple, which is annoying already, it doesn't take 10,000 years to convert everything & Hallelujah!! It records & has a little radio inside! <span style="font-weight: bold;">AWWWW!!!</span> Now that's beyond cool. SO what is the problem??????? People are still subjecting themselves to this yuky Ipod! Why do I hate it, simple, because it doesn't have a radio & it doesn't record! So who needs it? There is no point. Done!</span><br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />Tickets. Wow, Stub Hub, Ticket Assmaster & who else is selling, Ebay???? Wow, where is<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Tickettron</span> when you need them? So it's not bad enough that you get a service charge if you can order the dumb things online [<span style="font-style: italic;">like if this were gas</span>], plus tax & whatever other extra crap charges they decide to stick on there [<span style="font-style: italic;">$1,000 convenience bail, in place of artists getting arrested b4, during or after the show</span>], but now we have idiots like StubHub charging how ever much they feel like it, way over face value & legally???? Do these people happen to own gas????? It's the most ridiculous, ludicrous, company in the history of entertainment. By the <span style="font-weight: bold;">All-Star Game</span> these jerks still couldn't get rid of their All-Star seats & there was a nice little empty chunk of empty seats in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankee Stadium</span> which was shone once & never revealed again for fear that someone would have guessed it wasn't <span style="font-weight: bold;">SOLD OUT!!</span>!<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;">So, of course they have hold of concerts & Broadway shows as well & somehow everyone seems to be fine with this. SO when did world get rich all of a sudden? I could just see the credit card debts in the mail. 'Well, I just had to buy that 8,000 dollar left-handed upper deck seat to the All-Star Game & just took it out of my kid's tuition for it'. WOW!! IDIOTS!!![<span style="font-style: italic;">By the way, I can only use this world over & over so as not to say anything worse!</span>]</span><br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />My mind has been on baseball. I loved it for years! But then I began to hate it, especially after the strike in 1994 which we didn't have a World Series! [<span style="font-style: italic;">I started to hate it long b4 that but that did it</span>]! I love & miss the classic players. Real players</span><span style="font-family: verdana;">, b4 the age of steroids</span><span style="font-family: verdana;">, not these money-grubbing scum we have now. Jerks who are just in it for the money & not to play . It's not the same it'll never be the same. Yet slowly I'm wandering back into it. Maybe because the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> seem to be hot again? Maybe because they're actually some good new kids playing for the sake of playing & not stupidity. Maybe because they have a new fighting manager? [<span style="font-style: italic;">kind of!</span>] What happened to the good fights? I used to love when the managers would lose it over a silly call & go NUTS!! [<span style="font-style: italic;">yeah, so I'm violent, so what!]</span> That went out the window with the old manager. He was too nice, now he's gone. There is some action now, but not enough. Hopefully it'll get better as will <span style="font-weight: bold;">Old Timer's Day</span>, which is the only reason to go. Yes, I'm a NYker. Yes I loved the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span>, the real <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees.</span></span><br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Bobby Murcer</span> passed. He was <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO. 2</span> & will always be <span style="font-weight: bold;">No. 2</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT</span> Jeter! <span style="font-weight: bold;">I WANT JETER TO GIVE UP HIS NUMBER TO THE REAL YANKEE!!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bobby</span> needs to be inducted into the Hall Of Fame with his <span style="font-weight: bold;">Number 2!!</span> He was actually the nicest <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankee</span> & he played for the sake of playing. A great announcer & just a doll! Until these new <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> learn what the history of being a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankee</span> is & not mess around for the bucks, none of these <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> deserve the numbers they carry on their backs. </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">So here's to the real <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yankees</span> & to the new kids who actually have a chance of saving their legacy which for years has been in the toilet!!:<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">1-BILLY MARTIN,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">2-BOBBY MURCER,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">9-CRAIG NETTLES,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">10-PHIL RIZZUTO,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">10-RICK CERRONE,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">10-CHRIS CHAMBLISS,<br /><br />11-GENE MICHAEL,<br /><br />12-JIM SPENCER,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">14-LOU PINELLA,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">15-THURMAN MUNSON</span>,<br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">17-OSCAR GAMBLE,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">19-DAVE RIGHETTI,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">20-BUCKY DENT,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">25-BRIAN DOYLE,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">30-WILLIE RANDOLPH,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">44-REGGIE JACKSON,</span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />28-SPARKY LYLE,<br /><br />25-TOMMY JOHN,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">43-KEN CLAY,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">45-RUDY MAY,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">36-GAYLORD PERRY,</span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />49-RON GUIDRY,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">54-GOOSE GOSSAGE,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">29-CATFISH HUNTER,<br /><br />23-LUIS TIANT,<br /><br />17-MICKEY RIVERS,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">11-FRED STANLEY,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">the all-time classic boys [<span style="font-style: italic;">I know theres more but these are my special Yanks!]</span>: </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5-JOE DIMAGGIO</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8-YOGI BERRA</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rozzzzzzzzzzzieeeeeeeeee</span><br /><br /></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-4389741553562966832008-06-01T18:30:00.001-07:002008-06-01T19:01:03.447-07:00A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE WIZZZZZZZZ.....<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikM8ww1CfHEiAwaHj47Jl5x37eUi_Oo8t8K6hdkyZ3jf6U4qunkNlnq73DQ8Z4zjiQV7MMWYLqvK6tu94W6qYnweIw2yd7M-pN9cpb0SbDMBB7TIzQhfBmhpeNe98vJkW6c0g/s1600-h/call1_tp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207091139466450050" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikM8ww1CfHEiAwaHj47Jl5x37eUi_Oo8t8K6hdkyZ3jf6U4qunkNlnq73DQ8Z4zjiQV7MMWYLqvK6tu94W6qYnweIw2yd7M-pN9cpb0SbDMBB7TIzQhfBmhpeNe98vJkW6c0g/s400/call1_tp.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">When I'm not playing drums,rehearsing, writing bleechs, working, sleeping, waking up, researching, complaining about everything, I actually have a life. Here is one day in particular that I just remember quite vividly.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Bleech,......</strong><br /><strong>12:55 pm:</strong> Quite unusual. I'm at the <strong>Staten Island Ferry</strong> waiting on what seems to be an actual line for the Ferry which there never is. The dude cop is trying to <strong><em>'break it up'</em> </strong>but it seems today they want to seem nice & respect. I followed the dude rule so I'm sort of in front yet there's still a line behind me. Weird. Gonna see my friend <strong>D</strong>, maybe we could walk to the beach. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>1:24 pm:</strong> I'm riding on the Ferry where it's actually a beautiful day listening to <strong>Rhinestone Cowboy</strong> on the radio. I'm not on a horse or wearing Rhinestones & I know that would be cool yet I don't know if the horse will make it across this water [<strong><em>for fear it'll turn green</em></strong>]. But it is a beautiful sight. Looking at all the boats, it's a bit chilly, lucky I always carry my scarf. I'm in awe of the boats dreaming that one day I'll be in my own boat (<em>or somebody else's</em>) sailing away, listening to every concievable good song about boats & sailing that exist: <strong>Come Sail Away-Styx</strong>, <strong>Sail Away-Oak Ridge Boys</strong>, <strong>Sailing-Rod Stewart</strong>, <strong>Boats Against The Current-Olivia Newton John or Eric Carmen</strong>. I don't take pics as I've been on this ride before but I finally have camera after years of avoiding all tech aspects of our new world. I brought my book wth me hoping to read it on the Ferry thinking I'd be sitting & relaxing on here since the weather has been insanely cold lately & it's freakin' May! But noooooo, it's not cold (<em>miracle!</em>), I'm not reading (<em>I'm dying to finish this book, since it's wearing me out</em>), & I'm not drinking my Vitamin Water which I also bought for the trip since I'm the first to stand outside & gaze at the NY water, which for all intents & purposes (?) is not the blue water we all know & love on a day like this, or on a normal ocean. Not even my dark glasses have shaded the water the color it seems to be now. Is it? (<em>removes sunglasses</em>)Green? Yep, it's green. Not even a <strong>St. Paddy's Day</strong> green, but a <strong>Grasshopper</strong> drink green (<em>my fav shot of choice until the <strong>Mojito</strong> came out!!!!??????).</em> I'm in hell waiting for the bus now to see my best friend wishing I was back on the boat. But you can't take a ride back & forth continuosely for a couple of hours without getting off of it each time it docks, that sort of ruins the fun & purpose. But it's still free & you don't have to pay 1 million dollars for the gas that it seems to be going for now & even though it's the same ride back & forth you're bound to see something different everytime. An almost perfect ride. But what gets me out of all of this? The other gorgeous boats? The loons surfing somewhere? The sky & clouds & amazing sun? The <strong>Circle Line</strong> which always passes by & is surprisingly still in operation because it costs about 8 grand to ride it now? (<em>By the way, as I'm waiting forever for the bus in front of me is a giant sign [& apparently on all bus stops] that says <strong>'Bus Stop No Standing'</strong>? How else are we supposed to wait for the damn thing?)?</em> As my day is almost ruined by this bus fiasco & the fact that I took the wrong train down here & its a Sunday when public transportation is virtually useless [<em>& it's Memorial Day weekend</em>]. A bus decides to finally come a half hour later after the boat had left me there a half hour earlier! Meaning had I gotten here a half hour later I wouldn't be pissed off right now. But it's still a beautiful day & I'm still on the boat in my head, sick about the song that is playing on my radio right now, which really sucks & wondering what my hair looks like after I'd gotten it to look perfectly last night when I styled it (<em>styled? Yeah right!)</em> & this morning when I woke & is now probably spiked to oblivion (<em>my usual look)</em> from the beautiful boat wind. There are little maggots everywhere (<em>my unfortunate name for uncontrollable little tikes running amok around the bus I'm on now</em>) but I am not insane now as I am at peace finally hearing a decent song on my radio by the fantastic <strong>Bee Gees</strong> & I feel great. Still thinking about 'my boat'. (<em>Now I've gone into RR mode which I'm extremely proud of!)</em> I'm thinking of telling the little maggots or whoever owns them to cool it or I'll be forced to throw them out the window, but thankfully without my noticing they have exited. Wow peace again. Another beautiful song comes up & I'm still on the boat thinking I could play the hell outta that song on this boat. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>2:26 pm:</strong> I wonder if my ladys will fit on this boat. As I'm writing this my little thingy(<em>an old <strong>Palm Pilot</strong>, not the phone everyone thinks it is, yet I can pretend it is a phone so no one will bug me!)</em> has run out of room for me to write about this craziness. So I start a new excerpt, my fingers hurting which is the reason my hands have turned to mush & realize I'm lost, but I'm not & no joke - I pass by a place called <strong>Drum Rd</strong>. Cool! Since I'm still on the bus ride from hell, the great <strong>Marty Robbins</strong> serenades me with <strong>El Paso</strong>, I think I know where I am. Almost to my best friend who is going to have surgery for a genetic cancerous tumor in her mouth & I try to pray for her all the time. I also think of cute <strong>Dick Martin</strong> who passed away today, the greatest comedian ever from <strong>Laugh-In</strong>. Now he's gone & no one will ever know how totally cool he was with all the crapola that's out there now & I turn on the TV & no one is speaking of him when he should've been on the minute I turned it on because he deserves at least an hour of coverage but what do they care dorks! Instead I dream of <strong>Dick</strong> singing me <strong>El Paso</strong>. Wow. Now I'm at my stop at <strong>Sand Lane</strong>.<br /> My point before was while on the boat what struck me was the waves. Not the beautiful waves of the now green water but the waves of the people on the other Ferry almost about to '<em>kiss</em>' us. Wondering why they're waving & is it generally normal for us to wave at nothing. So I wave to them because no one else is doing it. Maybe they'll like my newly spiked hair. Maybe I'll dig their earrings if I could see them from 10,000 feet away, who knows! What makes us wave? Just the feeling that someone's looking. Or paying attention. Or the fact that they just want to be noticed. Or just a feeling of respect. One waves to be sure that they're not being rude to someone who's probably never going to notice them, none the less they wave. It doesn't matter whether you know what they mean. Are they saying <strong>Hello? Goodbye?</strong> <strong>What's Up?</strong> or <strong>Yo?</strong> They wave. It doesn't matter if they don't know the person, or maybe they do. Maybe they have a friend that is at the Ferry the precise moment the other is passing. In this, the cell phone age, you never know. They wave. So I waved. It was cool. I always do. I'm outta the bus finally & at my friend's door. We hang for the day taking in the sun. Watch a few movies, eat a few sandwiches, talking about everything . Making sure she's ok with the surgery she's about to have. She's afraid because her brother passed of something similar but of course it's not the same. I tell her it'll be ok & tell her of my former hell (<em>the bus ride as well as some older heavier stuff)</em> & just try to get her not to think like that. We have fun, she's falling asleep. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>9:47 pm</strong>: It's time for me to go back to my boat which at night is so way cooler that I can't wait to see the beautiful view & skyline that is deadly (<em>but because of the number of people on it which is higher than most nights & because of a fight that breaks out so because of this obsurdity I don't move from my seat as I will soon find out</em>). But this time, it'll be chillier, I'll read my book & radio(<em>to no avail</em>), I will drink my water (<em>not a drop, since I'm writing this or typing it whatever you call it now!)&</em> if I could, see if I wave hi to my 'friends' on the other side of the ocean going where I just came from (<em>unlike the ones before I don't have or will ever get a cell phone!-but hey -not even close!)</em> . It may be packed even though it's Sunday (<em>unusually packed late as it is, usually being more empty on nights like this, I find out later with more loons & little maggots</em>), as my best friend in the world walks me to the bus, (<em>which I later find out, isn't so hellish this time but does include the loon from hell drinking & yelling at the top of his lungs because he can</em>) this time my night boat ride becomes a bit hellish as I will soon find out but doesn't kill my mood for the day. My bus comes to take me to the hellish boat ride I'm about to encounter, I get on & think for only 1 second if I'm ever going to see my best friend again (<em>I will at the hospital later in the week</em>) she hugs me, I tell her its gonna be ok. I get in the bus. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I wave.</span> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><p><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </p><div align="center"><br /></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-44235124440276075482008-05-16T21:44:00.000-07:002008-05-16T23:03:02.819-07:00MOMMY DEAREST SONGS!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvFidaH-zGOtQeVMcW0uGVxFl_Rk70F5dBl9trtON53fKHHCo04e54lUhPB2JK5v46LbcH69X8yaV_Yld0oZaR3z7VaEzvE0_1SyuDIa0mCkcIpR6V4ksdcwgK8eG3WEhovt8/s1600-h/Crazy-Doesn-t-Cover-It.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvFidaH-zGOtQeVMcW0uGVxFl_Rk70F5dBl9trtON53fKHHCo04e54lUhPB2JK5v46LbcH69X8yaV_Yld0oZaR3z7VaEzvE0_1SyuDIa0mCkcIpR6V4ksdcwgK8eG3WEhovt8/s400/Crazy-Doesn-t-Cover-It.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201204271120854354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span>Yeah.<span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Mamma's day</span>...& happy birthday to me! Yes, it's just my luck that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mother's day</span> would happen to fall after my birthday so that I'd have to think about something else other than myself on my birthday. But that's cool, because since last year, as some of you may have read, my mom has made up for her indiscretions. Like thinking <span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger Waters</span> was Richard Gere, [<span style="font-style: italic;">I'm beginning to think he deserves that since he's been losing it as of late by living in NY & wanting us not to vote for the lady when he's not even an American & not only breaking on <span style="font-weight: bold;">ELP</span> but losing his pig once again, I wonder if he Beet it??</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">a little inside joke..</span>], thinking <span style="font-weight: bold;">Motley Crue</span> hired an old lady to sing for them [although she was on that!].....whatever else she's done, like torturing me watching American Idol faithfully, which is quite sickening. She has since made up for it by just a few little things.<br /><br />So as I decide to take my mom out to see an amazing Latin artist named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Albita</span> once again for her special day, I realized she is walking around singing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hush</span>. ??????? Then I realize this song happens to be in a horrid commercial that has been taking our great classic songs & just destroying them. Of course, she has no idea she's singing the oldest <span style="font-weight: bold;">Deep Purple</span> song in the world, so I don't even think to shatter her happiness & don't even have the heart to tell her that the guy who is singing that particular version has disappeared off the face of this planet & doesn't sing the song anymore & that the guy who sings it now I happened to have hung out with before my birthday last year. So she'll never listen to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Deep Purple</span> as I don't even listen to them either [<span style="font-style: italic;">except for </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Highway Star</span><span style="font-style: italic;">, the video version not the record, nothing will ever come close to that</span>] but it was good to hear that coming out of her no matter how insignificant it was. I remember my sister taking her to see <span style="font-weight: bold;">Elton John </span>& I had no idea how she'd get thru that. Not only did she love it & she knew every song but she happened to fall in love with 'this giant cute blond thing that was playing guitar with him' . WHAT?? You mean <span style="font-weight: bold;">Davey Johnstone</span>? Serious?? WOW! Impressive! My mom occasionally despite her love of spanish, giant young men will ocassionally dig a real man every once on a while [<span style="font-style: italic;">well what I call a real man!</span>] & <span style="font-weight: bold;">Davey</span> comes pretty close, mind you she was far away. Besides I know of no other cute blond things that play guitar with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Elton</span>. Like when she thought that this other blond cute thing was singing great in this crazy show. It turned out to be <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sebastian Bach</span>, which I straightened her out about really quick. All because he was dressed up. Clothes do not make a man. [<span style="font-weight: bold;">Only sometimes</span>]. This from the woman who's favorite <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Berry </span>song of all time is only <span style="font-weight: bold;">'My Ding-A-Ling'</span>!<br /><br />So she's watching TV & as I always do I try to find her something better than what she's watching [<span style="font-style: italic;">like American Idol-ugh!</span>]. I put <span style="font-weight: bold;">VH1 Classic</span> & wow something cool, they're playing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Welcome To The Machine,</span> so she's into it & suddenly........... 'I know that song'. No you don't! 'Yes I know it', well maybe you do, that's the <span style="font-weight: bold;">WALL</span> band! [<span style="font-style: italic;">the </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">WALL </span><span style="font-style: italic;">band being </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Pink Floyd</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> of course....</span><span style="font-style: italic;">because no matter what we all loved the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wall </span>song '<span style="font-weight: bold;">We Don't Need No Education</span>'....because mom thought that he said 'no dark orgasm in the classroom'!</span>], I've heard that before, in fact I heard it this week. Hello?? What were you listening to that anyone is going to play <span style="font-weight: bold;">Welcome To The Machine</span>. Maybe she passed by the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wall </span>movie which had been on 18, 000 times that week, she heard that 'sound'...maybe she actually put it on my radio &heard it. No she swears she heard that voice! It's <span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger</span>, not <span style="font-weight: bold;">Richard Gere</span>!!! Turns out she did it again......but this time correctly. I got it, it's in that movie! <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Wall </span>right? Nope. The Minzy movie. The WHAT?? Minzy. Turns out what she's talking about is the movie the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Last Nimzy</span> which she's been watching religiously & that just happens to have a song by Richard Gere...dammit...I mean <span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger Waters</span>....called <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hello I Love You</span> which ends the movie & sounds like <span style="font-weight: bold;">Welcome To The Machine</span>. Now in no uncertain terms in my house this is amazingly cool. <span style="font-weight: bold;">'I knew I KNEW THAT SONG'!! </span>It's not the same song but it's that 'sound!' Now that's cool! Since <span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger </span>has gone insane lately what with losing his pig & just trashing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Keith Emerson</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">although that wasn't his fault</span>] & going so far as to grow a beard which was a <span style="font-weight: bold;">BIG MISTAKE!!</span> He has been redeemed in my eyes, thru my mom. As I was about to lose all my faith in the great <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink Floyd</span> master. My mom has shown me the way! So because of my momma's love of your song & movie I shall not abandon you <span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger</span>, now all you need to do is shave the damn beard & go back to looking like <span style="font-weight: bold;">Richard Gere</span> & be quiet!<br /><br />My sis decides to take my mom to the <span style="font-weight: bold;">WAX</span> Museum...ugh..& she has a ball. Loving all the famous waxos [<span style="font-style: italic;">wackos</span>] & having a blast. She'd rather hang out with figurines that look like they have 2nd degree burns & she has a blast. So that was cool. My mom had the best <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mother's Day</span> & I had the best birthday ever!! So we both scored pretty good! Let's hope it's good, if not better next year.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Mother's Day all!!! Luv, Rozzieeeeeeeeee</span><br /><br /><table style="border-collapse: collapse;" id="table1" bordercolorlight="#ECEBF1" bordercolordark="#E9DFD1" border="0" bordercolor="#c0c0c0" cellpadding="0" width="182"><tbody><tr><td height="19"><br /></td></tr><tr><td bordercolor="#C0C0C0"><br /></td></tr><embed src="http://lb.lyricsdownload.com/2/fla/2.2.swf?passid=1708959-18879180&p_varlista=1&ida=&colT=FFCC33&colF=111111&colL=EEEEEE&aphF=80&sizF=9&spdS=1&bkgI=insert%20url%20image&txtT=&themerq=1&themeLy=94" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" name="lyricsbox20" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="200" width="180"></embed> <tr><td height="19"><center><a target="_blank" href="http://www.lyricsdownload.com/roger-waters-lyrics.html">ROGER WATERS lyrics</a></center></td></tr></tbody></table><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-32064195356787597882008-04-09T20:28:00.000-07:002008-04-09T23:09:11.197-07:00MACYS-WHO GOES THERE? DOUBLE THE BLEECH!!! FOOL!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcbhyphenhyphenlmIV32AdUsUi3IJGaIxU8I6K4CF1mOp-U6EHYz2XtwzL_cUXo9zKFvwVnRPMpa7JXfBBQ-OVryYMLoshISKXC5WmMaxcVIB-Tuf_eREuZ21CO_Q9CzgJdq7sN46dk2Jk/s1600-h/DESPISINGJPG.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcbhyphenhyphenlmIV32AdUsUi3IJGaIxU8I6K4CF1mOp-U6EHYz2XtwzL_cUXo9zKFvwVnRPMpa7JXfBBQ-OVryYMLoshISKXC5WmMaxcVIB-Tuf_eREuZ21CO_Q9CzgJdq7sN46dk2Jk/s400/DESPISINGJPG.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187459474321694434" border="0" /></a>I missed last month. Was very busy & distracted in the most amazing way. Meaning I owe you a 'Double Bleech'!!! As I missed the ultimate Women's History Month, I cannot help but notice all the women who have made us look bad this year. Maybe this is why the celebration is only one month. I hope this will improve while i point out the huge mistakes these so called women have made!<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />1st of all the fact that Easter was last month & not after Passover or out the way it should be is just sick. This is what messing with our time change is doing! I don't even know if it's Daylight Savings time anymore because of this crap. To my dismay I didn't get my share of candy corn to drown in. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Oh well, maybe next yea</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >r!</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">]</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> But maybe this is why these women are just not giving us what they're supposed to. Once again, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I DON'T TALK POLITICS!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BUT! </span>We're on our way to possibly</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> having the 1st Woman President ever & everybody is blowing it for her. Even maybe her. I would like to see this happen, alot don't. Because of her man? Because of her views? Or because she's a chick? What do <span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU</span> think?? There has never or will there ever be any kind of candidacy like this. it wll be a miracle if it is. But if it turns out the way it seems to be going, than it will all have been for nothing. So maybe we can get with it & give this woman a chance to show what she has & not her man or what he did & the idiots who may have ruined this for her.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Take Spritzer's little chick. Who now! Just because she gave him a good old time for a hell of alot of dough, is on her way to becoming the exact version of what that 'profession' is supposed to mean. Now everyone is after her, maybe even Spritzer wants her back [<span style="font-style: italic;">on her back....</span>]& hopefully he will & get her out of our sight, where she belongs. But will that happen?? NOOOOOOOOOO!! THE WHORRRRRRRORERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Those Spicy chicks got back together to lipsync for 2 seconds & nobody saw it or noticed so who cares</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> & why?????<br />I think you may know the rest of these dumb...I don't know what to call them because they're certainly not women or ladys. The last one on the list is the only undeserving non-talent who actually got inducted into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame. I don't care what the little dork said in his induction speech about the ones who didn't believe in her. After 25 years I'm still waiting for her to do a <span style="font-weight: bold;">RECORD</span>!!! Something decent-anything that didn't sound the same as everything she has ever done. The only thing that changed about her in her 25 year career is her hair color. Yet she's still blonde! <span style="font-weight: bold;">SO THIS IS DESERVING OF AN AWARD?</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">THAT HAS YET</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> TO BE GIVEN TO: HEART, THE RUNAWAYS, ISIS, BIRTHA, GOLDIE & THE GINGERBREADS, SHE, THE SHAGGS, WANDA JACKSON, LINDA RONSTADT, SISTER ROSETTA THARPE, DOLLY PARTON</span>........DO I HAVE TO GO ON?????<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ladys who actually play instruments.</span> In her speech she actually had the gaul to say that she was a drummer, at which point I could see <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sandy West & Karen Carpenter</span> rolling in their graves [<span style="font-style: italic;">& something worse-Don Henley smiling somewhere! ugh! you bum!</span>]. 25 years of making the same damn record with machines & maybe a few real instruments & it gets an achievement award, which is what it is supposed to be. We know by now the</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> meaning of which has been lost on the idiot Rolling Stone voters of this particular award. A supposed rock magazine that has only 2 pages left to it & somebody is still reading this crap! So who is going to get in next year? I don't know if I even want to know. But as always, somehow somewhere, someway...there is hope..............<br /><br />Now a salute, a tribute, an honorable mention to the real ladys who this year will save our history!:<br />1. <span style="font-weight: bold;">BONNIE TYLER</span>: Finally will return to America after 20 years to tour & show these horrendous</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> American Idle girls how to really sing!!!<br />2. <span style="font-weight: bold;">LITA FORD</span>: The Queen of metal is poising to return to the road after siring 2 boys! Which is probably the most insane concept ever concocted for those who do not know the Lita of yesteryear. Yet we know she will not disappoint!<br />3. <span style="font-weight: bold;">BLONDIE</span>: After having the nerve to call her last tour 'the Farewell tour', that they would never play again, something that seems to be on fashion now! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Debbie Harry</span> & her boys are touring for an album they released 30 years ago. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Parallel Lines 30th Anniversary Tour</span>. Crazy! & that's what we need. Let's hope they actually feel like playing the entire album unlike the pieces of what Heart did to</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Dreamboat Annie.<br />4. the <span style="font-weight: bold;">DIXIE CHICKS</span>: Have done a duet with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Neil Diamond</span>! What else is there to say??????????<br />5. <span style="font-weight: bold;">SHELBY LYNNE</span>: Her tribute to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dusty Springfield</span> is nothing short of brilliant!<br />6. <span style="font-weight: bold;">WOMEN'S MURDER CLUB</span>: This amazing new TV show is finally returning after that dumb strike!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Pt. 2: MACYS WHY???<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdfFpuUklZ_P-C5Hv2E5sT_al-mMgst-GSp9qg7JXhNud9UhWJAtugbI00XJ8iWXK6-WFbGbJ9_XDiarayLHYtp9NEaAfYyVD0Bjg6Ap1qmbhFant1RwJuS3sBupme7N1Y9MY/s1600-h/I-Know-Don-t-Care.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdfFpuUklZ_P-C5Hv2E5sT_al-mMgst-GSp9qg7JXhNud9UhWJAtugbI00XJ8iWXK6-WFbGbJ9_XDiarayLHYtp9NEaAfYyVD0Bjg6Ap1qmbhFant1RwJuS3sBupme7N1Y9MY/s400/I-Know-Don-t-Care.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187483758066786034" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">I still want Easter & I will have it. On April 20th, the day it should always be! And here's my Easter Happy Bunny! Aww, so it's not so cute. I think it is. I recently got a gift certificate to the legendary <span style="font-weight: bold;">Macys</span>, which I thought was pretty cool. I haven't used it yet. Then I realized what could I possibly want there? So i went to look. I also realized I had not been there in quite sometime. Actually perhaps not at all. So I was quite shocked to find out what I wanted to find I couldn't find, in a place I'm supposed to find everything.<br /><br />Spontaneous-ism should be the most adventurous thing in the world. When you do something without thought but is quite fulfilling. I have very eclectic tastes when it comes to shopping. Something I rarely do only for music. Clothes are a whole other story. Shoes as well. I can admit & proudly I wear things till they wear out, not till their name falls off or only wear it once & throw it away, which I'll never understand. But then again I absolutely do not wear anything with anyone's name on it unless it's a band. Or get a shoe that has a heel on it the size of a toothpick. I need a little more action. So I decided with this little certificate to buy me a little dress. Simple right? Apparently for some this is hard, for me this has never been hard. EVER! Only till I went to <span style="font-weight: bold;">MACYS</span>.<br /><br />Either I haven't stepped foot in there in a long time or I had an aneurysm in discovering how women's taste in clothing has changed. I swore this was my belated April Fool's joke. I was floored. Not only at how, not even hideous some of these colors & looks were, with the remedial brand name plastered all over the dress, ruining whatever look it was supposed to achieve, the effect which even made the poor mannequin sorry it was wearing the thing for dear life. Not only at how many hundreds of women were there shopping & actually admiring these strange prints. Not only how hugely filled the entire place was of all these insane looking clothes, but the fact. The mere fact!! That I don't think I understood any of these dresses at all. I never thought I would need a instructions, a manual, let alone a dictionary that explained to me how & why these dresses were 1: looked that way 2. somehow were going to make me look good & 3. how much I'd actually have to mortgage to try to take these anvils home. I did not find 'the look' I wanted, which at one time was simple: 'Simple': the one dress i saw looked like a blanket. Weird, which is always cool but 'Weird': was unexplainable in another case where it was just ugly; which made me think of a great quote from the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Great Muppet Caper</span> in which fashion designer<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Lady Holiday</span> is appalled at her own creations at one point stating "too many frills we're not striving for the fan-tail pigeon look". Strange usually does the trick but 'Strange' : came in about more colors than I think i have ever seen in a dress, only one! I guess it just couldn't decide which one. Maybe my fashionista skills are in need of some slut tooling but I seriously doubt it. I think I have a great style and just not where that is 'at'.<br /><br />I was quite frightened. I spent almost 3 hours in a store which has everything that is nothing. Or once was. That was disappointing. But I still have my little gift & I will use it. At one point the shoes scared me [<span style="font-style: italic;">& what's with...you call that jewelry??? what are you on???</span>]. So yes I will go back, but not without protection for fear that one of the dresses may eat me alive. <br /><br />HAPPY EASTER.........BUNNY......<br />XOXOXOXOX ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-61305907107090030002008-02-14T20:49:00.001-08:002008-03-10T11:30:07.032-07:00LUV, LUV, LUV THE HATE.....<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqnZxat_DGyGbCaGPXyYW0yGxdpYVOUQRH0xQrynU59ULTpkaP4fw9HNorVRUvfE0GYV2aA2fesHD5-JaGa2ab8KJYX-oan96j1lAlkvvTmGn9tKqLMrBVKj-QkxBk4-xpOA8/s1600-h/Ass-Holes.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167064752655083458" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqnZxat_DGyGbCaGPXyYW0yGxdpYVOUQRH0xQrynU59ULTpkaP4fw9HNorVRUvfE0GYV2aA2fesHD5-JaGa2ab8KJYX-oan96j1lAlkvvTmGn9tKqLMrBVKj-QkxBk4-xpOA8/s400/Ass-Holes.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">So <span style="font-weight: bold;">V-day</span> has come & gone already?? Amazing. What did you do on that most holy day? I have been entertaining thoughts of the utmost importance. All I have seen is utter lack of respect in the media. As if we don't know that. Then I wondered how this all started. And I thought maybe <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny</span> here has the right thought. All in al I can honestly say this is a real bleecch.....<br /><br />In my book, class works! But classy & fancy are 2 different things... there are things in this world that shouldn't be forgotten & things that I've missed. Still, things seem to be getting out of hand. As I glow in delight & point out anyone's idiocies, it is left to ponder why these inconsistencies are so constant. </span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">It's not rock'n'roll to me. The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grammys</span> were on. Yes I knew someone other than Kane W & Amy would get it. I was shooting for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Vince Gill</span>, especially after he let Kane have it in his acceptance of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Country Album</span> award. It was the greatest moment of the night. Beside the fact that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Herbie</span> won <span style="font-weight: bold;">Album of the Year</span>. So why is this so shocking to everyone?? I wasn't shocked. Were you shocked? They gave the award to someone with talent. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Wow, how shocking</span>]. The nominees were an absolute desert of crap that you could not help but beg for the water that was <span style="font-weight: bold;">Herbie</span>. If Herbie or Vince weren't there I certainly would've preferred to die of thirst, anything other than the useless sand that was left. Then the Grammy voters as of late have chosen a slightly different method to their voting system. Yet they still have managed to come through when it counts every time. As long as I can remember watching this show, I've known exactly how they work. When Michael Greene call it quits as their long time producer, I knew it would go haywire. And it did. Despite the changes it still manages to make for some amazing entertainment even though this had to be the all time worst. <span style="font-weight: bold;">50 Years</span> of awards for <span style="font-weight: bold;">EXCELLENCE!</span>!! This used to be the case but since it's actually been about sales to a certain extent. That they've managed to forget sometimes, especially with those horrendous collaborations.</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">NO CLASS!!! I bet poor <span style="font-weight: bold;">Frank Sinatra</span> had to have been turning over in his grave after being forced to destroy one of his songs with Alicia Keys. When he was <span style="font-weight: bold;">ALIVE</span> they cut his acceptance speech when presented with his own Lifetime Award, now they decide to screw him again when he's dead!???????? ????????????????? THAT'S JUST WRONG! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tina Turner</span> having to show Bouncey a thing or to was fine but shouldn't have been allowed. Even the misguided <span style="font-weight: bold;">Time </span>reuniting with the boring Rhianna [<span style="font-style: italic;">What is with that name? You are not nor will ever aspire to be a welsh witch, honey!</span>] must've just been heartbreaking for the musicians in that band. But they'll never admit that will they? <span style="font-weight: bold;">50 YEARS! </span>I think it would have been a blast had they decided to get <span style="font-weight: bold;">ALL</span> the Best New Artist winners from all <span style="font-weight: bold;">50 years</span> in one room, if one could still find them. That would've taught them a thing or to. All the things they could've done.... to show just how inconsistent they've been over the years. For <span style="font-weight: bold;">Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody</span> to have lost to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chicago</span>'s [<span style="font-style: italic;">nothing against </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Chicago</span><span style="font-style: italic;">- they will always be fantastic</span>] <span style="font-weight: bold;">If You Leave Me Now</span>. For <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher Cross</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">he's cool too..</span>] to have won Album of the Year over <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Wall by Pink Floyd</span>. NO! Giving a billion Grammys in one night to the fantastic <span style="font-weight: bold;">Santana</span> for the worst album he ever did in his life!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">RUSH</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">LOST INSTRUMENTAL TO BRUCE STRINGBEAN??</span>?? It's like the PMRC when they wanted decided to put a lyric warning label on <span style="font-weight: bold;">Frank Zappa</span>'s amazing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jazz Fr</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">om Hell</span> album. Smart Tipper, when the album was all <span style="font-weight: bold;">INSTRUMENTAL</span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">S</span>!! Although he did get that Instrumental award! Smart.<br /><br />I said before & I'll say it again. I used to watch the Grammys to watch all the ones I love win, now I watch it to see all the ones I despise lose!!! It's still a most perfect show because of this otherwise. But <span style="font-weight: bold;">50 Years!</span>! I would've liked to have seen <span style="font-weight: bold;">Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand</span> back for that! One more thing! You guys really have to quit the Rock Solo combo already, this isn't a Happy Meal, it's not even Supersized! <span style="font-weight: bold;">It's insulting to all rock women everywhere</span>, we will stage a serious protest if you don't get up off your butts & listen to the records that did come out for that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rock Female</span> Category! You voters need to be plummeted into space! [<span style="font-style: italic;">Insert pow here!-my tribute to a darling writer friend....RR-see if I get any letters...</span>I hope..]<br /><br />I only have one thing to say about the contro-perversey that is the <span style="font-weight: bold;">American Idle</span> past careers[<span style="font-style: italic;">hahahaha</span>] of current contestants. <span style="font-weight: bold;">If they wish to have a second chance at sucking that is fine with me!!!</span><br />Its not bad enough that one person bought the record before, now they want to go through that again? More power to them. I can't wait for the outcome. Maybe the same person who bought the record before will buy it again, if they're still on this planet & haven't been shamed for life for buying it in the first place.<br /><br />ROZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">xooxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxox</span><br /><br /></span></div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-33108705779829789752008-01-26T17:23:00.000-08:002008-01-26T19:04:21.779-08:00JAN JAN JAN.........<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJrj0xDqQQ78rW-4NWGq-lcA8kvUZLfVDsAAprtip_LFY8ZIdgmpxdpFZYv9m6GB0XnwhyC3ONhCkqmsocbZwIiJh4x_pDQBML7lgT9zKSUE8AgxEtlbCSHVW5MvX8JaPliQw/s1600-h/PISSES.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJrj0xDqQQ78rW-4NWGq-lcA8kvUZLfVDsAAprtip_LFY8ZIdgmpxdpFZYv9m6GB0XnwhyC3ONhCkqmsocbZwIiJh4x_pDQBML7lgT9zKSUE8AgxEtlbCSHVW5MvX8JaPliQw/s400/PISSES.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159985686552478962" border="0" /></a>So what's up kiddies??? We made it through another year without any problems, or did we??? SO what shall we talk about in our bleech today? I'm surprised I'm still here & still surprised anyone wants to read this but I have a few fans whom I love so this is for them. I have a few things that are gripping at my guts & the year has hardly started.... where shall we begin??? 1st of all. I need a new mascot & I have not found one. But apparently <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Bunny </span>has a mean puppy whom I do not like so it won't be him. But I think I could still use <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy</span> since it was such a hit before & there's a few I haven't used yet so I think I'll stick with him.<br /><br />OK !3 things.<span style="font-weight: bold;"> 1st</span> of all. This has been bugging me for a bit. This writer's strike apparently going to disrupt the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grammys</span>?? Why?? Why have we ever or still need any actors invading our music space? This has been a problem for years. Now that we've finally gotten rid of them they still want to appear. While I know these will be the <span style="font-weight: bold;">worst</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grammys</span> in the history of Time, I still don't get why actors or writers need to be involved. So hopefully they'll stay away & we could have a semi-normal musical <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grammy</span> show the way it should be. So we'll see what happens. Anyway, I'm of course hoping for miss rehab chick to lose everything because I cannot believe that 'it' seems to be the only good record that came out last year by their standards. <span style="font-weight: bold;">SICK!!</span> We'll see. Bunch'a loons.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>-Apparently we have another big tour for our boys again. Now I could go on & explain why this shouldn't happen but that would be wrong but I'm going to explain actually why I think it should happen [<span style="font-style: italic;">It's going to happen anyway...so why not?</span>] Now <span style="font-weight: bold;">Def Leppard</span> is a great band. We love them we miss them they rock, they're cool, they're actually still kinda cute [<span style="font-style: italic;">was there ever a question??</span>] & they're <span style="font-weight: bold;">BABIES!!!</span>!! Yes, apparently they've all maybe have just about hit 40 or older but in my giant boat, yes they are still children. Kiddies who will have a multitude of big boys opening for <span style="font-weight: bold;">THEM!!!</span> Now does that make sense?? You decide! Now I believe I talked about this in my bleech last year but this time it's gone a bit too far. Mainly because their line-up last year was a bit unbelieveable, but this time it's a little more insane. The point being that they should be playing with other kids, other bad horrible bands who really suck like the Killers or Avenge Centerfold or whoever thinks they're the next big thing out there because they're <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT!!</span> These puny bands had a chance to play with the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lepp</span>s because they would have tried to go up there & blown them away & when <span style="font-weight: bold;">DF</span> finally hit the stage & wasted them, those bands could go home & cry & wonder why they suck like they should've. <span style="font-weight: bold;">BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</span>!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">REO Speedwagon & Styx</span> are going. But taking over for<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Journey</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">because Neal [dorkhead] Schon can't decide what a lead singer is to save his freakin' life...</span>] is the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lepp</span>s & it's not a fun switcheroo thing like it was either. You know one band will open one note the other will end it & every nite it'll change cooly! <span style="font-weight: bold;">NO!!</span> Unfortunately this will not be pretty. Especially since <span style="font-weight: bold;">Def Leppard</span>'s new record is actually going to be ok & <span style="font-weight: bold;">REO Speedwagon</span>'s new album is really damn good & some others can't be bothered to write a new record because they are to lazy to do so [<span style="font-style: italic;">especially after their last attempt bit!...but we won't talk about that</span>]so this little line-up just might be a tad dangerous. What is the danger?? I'm actually looking foward to this. I want to see this. NO matter what tour packages, bands, festivals, etc.... anyone puts together it is a challenge. A challenge of the most deadly, its fun for them, but for us & no one will admit this, we want to see who will survive the beating. It's like the time <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yes</span> put almost everybody & their mother who was ever in that band [<span style="font-style: italic;">with the exception of 4</span>] on one stage. You had the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Howe</span> nuts on one side, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rabin</span> nuts on the other, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wakeman </span>loons battling one way & the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kaye</span> loons on another....then the almighty battle of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">White/Bruford</span> maniacs & the ultra stupidity of the most ridiculously named fight of all: the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fragile/90125</span> bands ! ??[<span style="font-style: italic;">?? WHAT??!! I wanted to kill the idiot who came up with that one!!! </span>]. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jon Anderson</span> refereeing & <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Squire</span> not giving a crap whatsoever, when he turned out to be the winner!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">OVERALL!!</span> How sick is that??? AAhhh the good 'ole days, no one battles like that anymore or do they???.....so we'll see what happens here, as always my bucks are on <span style="font-weight: bold;">REO!</span>!! This would not have been the case in 1984.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>- It has come to my attention that the new fangled bad lame-o gig has arisen. The bad gig of yesteryear was the Casino. This is not the case anymore. In the olden days [??] if you played a casino you were either a has-been, washed-up & no one ever would ever hear from you again. Las Vegas & Atlantic City weren't cool places to hang, they were places to gamble, dangerous places one would not step foot in if you had any sense. Now they're actually very cool places to hang & see a show & gamble & do all kinds of stuff. Like vacation................????????? Weird. Anyway. AC & Vegas are cool places now & if you're a band there's not a bad stigma anymore if you suddenly play those places anymore. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Also-since there's a whole lotta moolah around there, they could actually afford to play the ridiculous concert prices that exist now.</span>] Now the new ultimate 'you suck & nobody cares about you anymore' gig is <span style="font-weight: bold;">da da da da</span>.... the dreaded <span style="font-weight: bold;">ICE SHOW!</span>!!!!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!</span>!!<br /><br />yes, the Ice show. Skaters dancing, oh no-rather skating to your music while your band or excuse me-while you lipsync to your songs on the side of the stage....in other words, there's no way in hell that the audience is there to see you, but to see the Skaters. Yes, they are talented sportspersons & what not. But wow, when did this get so bad??? While most concerts all over the world are played in skating rinks or arenas, the separation has always been constant, until now. Case in point: A bunch of skaters, famous ones have been putting on shows for, I don't know charity [<span style="font-style: italic;">I hope</span>], glory, to compete in the Olympics, to practice?? Filming these & showing them on TV which is fine, but they have their hours.... a whole hour dedicated to the music of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Seal</span>!! ?? No they're not skating to his records which would make more sense. But <span style="font-weight: bold;">Seal </span>was actually there singing to his songs while these skaters were there 'dancing'. I didn't see a band, but it was heartbreaking. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Seal</span> was kind of cool once. Now?? A Sk8 r boy?? <span style="font-weight: bold;">EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW..</span>. I cannot believe I just wrote this on my bleech <span style="font-weight: bold;">BLEEECCCHHHH!!!!</span><br />This has to be stopped. This cannot go on. We have to save <span style="font-weight: bold;">Seal</span> & any others from participating in this gut-renching activity. It just doesn't rock! The only time this worked out was in the movie <span style="font-weight: bold;">Flashdance</span>, when the skater girl [<span style="font-style: italic;">RIP</span>-yes she passed on..] in the movie did her dance to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gloria by Laura Branigan</span> even though she kept falling on her ass & <span style="font-weight: bold;">Miss Branigan</span> was not there [<span style="font-style: italic;">RIP! same here</span>] it was a brilliant scene of music & skating. Its not the greatest movie ever but it will always be one of my favorite movie scenes of all time. It was filmed beautifully. Yet this is not the movies, this is real life!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">STOP IT OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NO MORE BAD ICE SHOWS!!! ROCKERS STAY AWAY FROM THE ICE SHOW OR YOU WILL KNOW YOUR FATE & BELIEVE ME SO WILL WE!!!!!</span>!!!<br /><table border="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="182" id="table1" bordercolorlight="#ECEBF1" bordercolordark="#E9DFD1" bordercolor="#C0C0C0"><tr><td height="19"></td></tr><tr><td bordercolor="#C0C0C0"></td></tr><embed src="http://lb.lyricsdownload.com/2/fla/2.2.swf?passid=835431-4211784&p_varlista=1&ida=&colT=FFCC33&colF=111111&colL=EEEEEE&aphF=80&sizF=9&spdS=1&bkgI=insert url image&txtT=Gloria&themerq=1&themeLy=94" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" width="180" height="200" name="lyricsbox20" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed> <tr><td height="19"><center><a target="_blank" href="http://www.lyricsdownload.com/branigan-laura-lyrics.html">BRANIGAN LAURA lyrics</a></center></td></tr></table><br />Well ,that's my Jan rant, I can't believe it's almost gone already. untill next time kids..... chow....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ROZZIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</span>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16853968.post-14760349160118827122007-12-30T17:14:00.000-08:002008-01-03T12:09:23.991-08:00I MADE IT-HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZzOrDenidS_pvKzUXtK4AzSHdYYEK4rGguho4sY43i_T6cl4_5Yb9eXbevcX2wjlcTKpqa5VA_beM_nkfRTZDjCpTOWuQ45pv61N3MKKmFw_qnj0YnMbEsOP3yHgN1nkgXLM/s1600-h/Run-Along-Die.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZzOrDenidS_pvKzUXtK4AzSHdYYEK4rGguho4sY43i_T6cl4_5Yb9eXbevcX2wjlcTKpqa5VA_beM_nkfRTZDjCpTOWuQ45pv61N3MKKmFw_qnj0YnMbEsOP3yHgN1nkgXLM/s320/Run-Along-Die.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150085001699365522" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br />Happy new year,kiddies.....I can't believe I made it, let alone us. I wanted to write such a big end bleech...BUT with all that's happened it's been so insane I forgot everything.</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">But I think I can come up with a few things, starting with the best DVDs of the year. Apparently that seems to be the list now. I haven't done one since VHS, but I'm not that old, or am I?????????????</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">There were a lot of cool shows this year & I'll do that as well. I did manage to go to a few this year as well so I'll end with that. ny record list?? It's on my myspace [<span style="font-style: italic;">which is rather disturbing....</span>]. But they were worth it. Otherwise it was a most incredibly sucky year for music, more so than ever & once again I was hard-pressed to even find a few good records let alone 10, but some very cool bands still exist & they still managed to put out a few good things. </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">But that's too pretty. So of course I have to start out with the dumbest things that happened this year list!! Now that's more like it. I think I'll call it IDIOT OF THE YEAR!! Let's face it folks, there were a lotta idiots this year & we know who they are, but even more so than 'them' there were MORE others!! HA!! So they'll be who I will mention here, because only cool idiots get to be mentioned in my bleech!! So HAPPY BUNNY's here & here we go!!!!!</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">IDIOT OF THE YEAR AWARDS!!! [<span style="font-style: italic;">I can't even figure out the order!</span>]</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">1. NEAL SCHON-JOURNEY: Apparently this guy cannot get the message! Either make Jonathan Cain the lead singer of Journey or quit it!! There no one else we want to hear sing Journey songs but STEVE PERRY!! OK!!! But noooooooooooooo!!! He has to go find another loon to take over because he doesn't want to make another solo album [<span style="font-style: italic;">thank GOD!</span>] but I think some people would get it if he did one, especially if he didn't sing. But MERCY!!! how many loons are you going to fire & get to sing?? SICK!! What else can I say. I take it back this is NO.1 !!!!!</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">2. Pete Dorothy [<span style="font-style: italic;">????</span>]] First of all, who is this guy??? What band does he sing for & why is he famous??? Well, he's apparenly famous for constanly getting busted for drugs. Fine! And not only dating the queen of drugs also. But I guess that's how you get famous now isn't it. I don't know I don't get it, I probably do know his name, but the fact that I even mentioned the idiot, he should be so lucky. So whoever tells me that they like his songs or his band I will be very shocked if he could even sing with all the drugs he takes. </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">[<span style="font-style: italic;">this is actually starting out to be in perfect order....</span>]</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">3. AMY WINEHOUSE!!! Oh mercy...what can I say...This is so pathetic!!! Who is buying this crap??? & why is she getting 18 Grammy Nominations for being an addict???? You know there are addicts out there who get clean make a life for themselves & actually do want to live, I don't care how old they are, now THEY deserve awards, not this thing!! I happened to try to sit thru some insane concert she gave on MTV, which was so hilarious I couldn't believe it. That poor band. I felt so sorry for them having to try to play something behind this. But I guess anyone will take a gig also huh?? Yes, I have some morals, or none at all, I keep mixing them up.... I don't know. I can take new artists if they're talented. I don't see it there. So please don't even try to explain this. </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">4. LILY ALLEN: Another one, but for different reasons. Oh she wants to quit music. Good! Put us out of our misery! You have contributed nothing! We don't need any more whining singers who don't like the business. We had Alanis we don't need anymore. </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">5. LARRY KING: HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE A TALK SHOW WHEN HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE SPEAK????? UGH!!!</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">6. THE HOLLYWOOD WRITERS: OK, I'm not actually calling them idiots for striking. But I am thanking them for doing so, because I wouldn't even want to be working for nothing trying to write anything for these horrendous TV shows that are on now!! So maybe they'll put us out of all our miseries & someone will put some decent TV shows back on the air because nobody cares! I only care about David Letterman & he's coming back so that's fine!</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">7. TO ALL THE KIDS, who actually bought Britney's new record.... ARE YOU INSANE??? I hope you'll grow out of this!!! </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">8. KID ROCK & TOMMY LEE: Even though it was the greatest fight of the year, we're still not quite sure who won, my money's on Kid.<br /><br />9. NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND: Wow, I don't know what to say. They wanted votes for a BAND!!! Yet they give it to a bunch of acoustic pretty boys. Not a band at all. SICK!! I would've rather seen the Stupidnova look-a-like win. Honorable mention: Goo Goo voter, the Paula of the show. The worst choice ever for a panelist. Sik!!<br /><br />10. 50 cent & Kayne West: Too bad their fight didn't generate the result they promised.....to quit the business...now more of their whining when they lose awards...<br /><br />HONORABLE MENTION: PAUL MCCARTNEY:<br />NOT because he's finally getting divorced,<br />NOT because he just released the dumbest dvd of his life, instead of releasing ALL of the fantastic ROCKSHOW, he only places a quarter of it in this thing,<br />NOT because he's messin' all over the place, which is fine,<br />BUT BECAUSE HE'S DATING ROSANNA !!!!! TOTO's ROSANNA???????<br />PETER GABRIEL's ROSANNA????<br />Doesn't he get it by now??????<br /><br />OK, I'M DONE-NOW FOR THE FUNSTUFF...<br />TOP 10 CONCERTS:<br />1. WNTDTYR-CASINO RAMA<br />2. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">POLICE/FICTION PLANE-MSG [even though Sting's vocal was way louder than the band, it still was amazing & his kid kicked his ass!!]</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">3. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">AIR SUPPLY -BB KING'S</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">4. STEVE MILLER/DOOBIES-JONES BEACH<br />5. DENNIS DEYOUNG-BB KINGS<br />6. JOAN JETT-HUDSON RIVER PIER<br />7. AIR SUPPLY/JOHN WAITE-WESTBURY [John was extremely vicious!!!]<br />8. GENESIS-GIANTS STADIUM<br />9. STYX- CASINO RAMA<br />10. TUBES-BB KINGS [that was sick!]<br /><br />TOP DVDZZZZZZ....<br />1. ROCK MONTREAL-QUEEN<br />2. BARBRA MANDRELL & MANDRELL SISTERS<br />3. CAUGHT IN THE ACT LIVE & MORE-STYX<br />4. FANTASIA-ASIA<br />5. REMEMBER THAT NIGHT-DAVID GILMOUR<br />6. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">DREAMBOAT ANNIE-LIVE-HEART</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">7. TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME-ROGER HODGSON<br />8. LIVE IN ROCKFORD-RICK SPRINGFIELD<br /><br /> HAPPY NEW YEAR.....LUV, ROZ<br /><br />PS: Apparently I forgot to place my list of singles of the year if they still exist.....<br />I'll put a few, see if you dig 'em.....<br /><br />5. ARNOLD LAYNE-RICK WRIGHT [he still sounds so cute.!!]<br /><br />4. WHO KILLED R'N'R-RICK SPRINGFIELD [I don't care what anyone says, lately this man can do NO wrong, brilliant!]<br /><br />3. IMMIGRANT SONG-ANN WILSON [apparently her weird version of this song worked!]<br /><br />2. SAY IT'S NOT TRUE-QUEEN [they're back, there's nothing else to say!]<br /><br />1. FREE CREDIT REPORT.COM ???-THE BEST SONG EVER!!!<br /><br />XOXOXOXOXOXOROZZIE..............<br /></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><br /><div align="center"> </div>Earl of Rozlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00506095142825003768noreply@blogger.com1