Wednesday, November 21, 2007

THANKSGIVING THANKS U FOR SUCKING, U SUK!!!!



Outrageous!!!! I don't believe I've missed anything since I've been gone. Alot of sick things have happened. They are noteworthy. For those who don't know, I got a taste of the machine....but I have been saved......just in time for Turkey day. For that I shall dedicate this latest bleech to all the turkeys out there who've made this year what it is today.
So HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! I have lots to be thankful for more so than usual, besides the usual family & friends & I would like to list them all. For those who know me, you'll know what it's about.....Feel free to join in...if I forgot anything.....

1. THANK YOU.....to Jimmy Page! For breaking his little finger before another massively hyped Zep reunion broke down on its own & no one needs to see. Proving once again that another show they put on will suck.

2. THANK YOU.....to Alex Van Halen! For proving to me he's one of the worst drummers of all time & not playing the intro to ">Hot For Teacher correctly!!! HA HA HA!!! & kudos to his brother for just being the insane lunatic we all knew he was. [even more shocking were the keys being lowered, ugh...]

3. THANK YOU.....to all the drinking & driving famous jailbirds for completely losing their minds proving they were the worthless, talentless & useless sluts they've always been. U NO HOO U R!!!

4. THANK YOU....to the bEAGLES for kicking everybody's ass the 1st week their record came out. With of all things, a chain store!! How anyone still loves them is beyond me [although they are still very good looking]but for 700,000 people to buy that in one shot? That's amazing. Also to DON FELDER for putting out his book at the same time about what a bunch of idiots they were for kicking him out....

5. THANK YOU.....to the CMA awards & for not asking Robert Plant to appear with Allison Krauss even though they have a great No.1 record together....
......unlike the VH1 Rock Honors
for having Redneck Woman Gretchen Wilson blow away Heart with her dead on version of ">Barracuda [which was actually cool].....& actually giving an award to ZZ Top [which wasn't!]. For what almost surely would've been the end of rock'n'roll.

6. THANK YOU.... to Sheila E, despite being on another awful talentless show, she had the good sense to tell one Stupidnova look-a-like band what was really important in their band-">their bassist & guitarist-THE GIRLS!!!!!

7. THANK YOU.....TO VH1 Classic
-continuing their reign of terror sinking by promoting utter fake bands!! AM I the only one whose had enough & is extremely tired of this????? 1st Platinum Weird, now Rock BandBand??? Have we turned into gerbils people???? Like the Gorillaz weren't bad enough. Now this stupidity....the game may be ok but mercy....STOP!!! One more fake band & I will be forced to sue you & set a precedent for just being completely sick!!

8. THANK YOU....to GOO GOO Doll dork whatever his name is...for being about as useless a judge on Next American Band as Paula is on Idol crap. These 2 voting on shows about singers & musicians is like asking one of these boozing driving worthless whores to pilot the Space Shuttle.

9. THANK YOU.....TO QUEEN,for finally putting out a decent version of the most insane show they've ever done in Montreal. When this 1st came out on VHS & the 1st version of the DVD, it looked like the darkest show, the most boring audience & boring place to film a show. It also looked like they were lip-synching. Of course this wasn't ">Queen's fault. They could play on a table & still be amazing. Apparently the director didn't know who or what the hell he was filming. But all the flaws have been fixed with the exception of one. Brilliant!

10. THANK YOU .....for 7-7-7 for telling me just how old I am......

11. THANK YOU.....To our STYXFEST friends in crazy CANADA.....for making my our Styx ">WNTDTYR band seem like the real thing, which we certainly were...what a blast......

12. THANK YOU....TO GRAHAM RUSSELL....for finally putting out his wild solo album & telling everyone just how crazy he is...& his AIR SUPPLY boys for giving me one hell of a year & finally doing at least a quarter of my all time favorite song Young Love......

13. THANK YOU......to DAVID LEE ROTH for holding his head high even though he got screwed out of his Rn'RHoF award &having to go back to VH. Even though he didn't deserve it.

14. THANK YOU .....to Miss Jenny & 3 Card Monte for bringing me back into the fold....awesome....

15. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU..
....FINALLY....
TO MY QRT LADYS FOR PROVING TO ME WHAT I ALWAYS KNEW -
THAT WE ARE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!

With that said, Happy Bunny & I wish you all a great turkey day!!
luv, ROZZIE.............

1 comment:

angell said...

I luvs me some Rozzie Bear!!! Thansk for the shout out babe.

LOVE the list. You should be a critic for ... nah, you're too good for Rolling Stone.

I'm planning a cross border trip sometime in the new year so keep me updated on those gigs will ya?

HUGS to the rest of the gang.