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SAY IT'S NOT TRUE!! [just like Roger says!], just in time for HALLOWEENIE as well. This is just too damn scary what people will do to make our lives absolutely miserable!! We try so hard to live such peaceful normal decent lives then stuff like this happens to make us just want to totally end our existence!! This has to be stopped! We can't allow this to happen. What am I referring to you ask?? Do you really want to know?? OK! I dare you to read on but I ware you , it will get ugly!! Just so you know-HALLOWEEN is my favorite holiday. It should be a national holiday. Everyone should have the day off that day, just to eat all the bad candy in the world & dress up like maniacs every year. There's nothing wrong with that. Till stuff like this happens!!! Then that's when you need to hide & hope it goes away! What am I talking about ?? I'll tell you & you tell me we're not in hell already! Even my boy here is screaming!!!!!!!>

It wasn't bad enough that before the the scariest thing of all was KISS UNPLUGGED!! [I defy you to tell me that wasn't the scariest thing ever!!!!] ................................but now........................... brace yourself...............................................
ALANIS MORRISETTE IS RELEASING A GREATEST HITS ALBUM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
If this isn't a nightmare I don't know what is! I mean, MERCY!! She has only 5 albums [if the count is wrong - WHO CARES??], which I guess is considered a milestone now; a supposed infatuated junkie 10 year 'rock' career & her last one that she apparently just came out with was an acoustic version of her 1st album! Now normally most talented artists that are lucky enough to even have a 10 year career will have released at least 10 ALBUMS!!
I didn't even bat an eye [every pun intended....Halloweenie] when Hilary Duff released her greatest hits record when that girl only has 2 records [or CDs or whatever the hell you call them now....] I never had a problem with that girl because: 1: She was never trying to be all slutty like the other blonde talentless bimbos around & 2- She put Dennis DeYoung in her last movie [which by the way comes out on DVD on Nov. 1st]. But this I have a problem with. This is scary because now everyone who sucks is going to do it.

Let's see why do I have to pick on her? Am I picking on her??? [Just so you realize, I will be referring to her as 'her' as I refuse to mention her name again! I think I've already made her famous enough.] Let's see if I have room on this blog for my dislike of this chick. Let's do the Plus & Minus thing shall we??
PLUS: She rocks! MINUS : NO! she doesn't rock, she started as a disco queen [this is my Rozzie Bear lingo for crap dance pop-if you so require a Rozzie Bear special dictionary to understand my lingo I will make one upon further requests] & only decided to rock to make everyone forget that use to really suck more, as if that wasn't scary enough, but of course it didn't work & everyone remembered [or she got caught - whatever].
+ : Her 1st song was cool... - : Yeah, ok, we all like her 1st song, you outta know it. 2 reasons that got big: 1. Girls everywhere were losing their minds listening to grunge crap & getting dumped by all kinds of losers & didn't know how to really beat up these losers [Rozzie Bear lingo meaning: guys]. So apparently that song came out & yee-haw-done! 2- she of course not only said a bad word but also use a little reference to a certain dirty act that losers seem to find very popular. [I'm still trying to keep this blog as clean as possible-so Tipper Gore won't put a label on me- or maybe she'll make me more famous if she does right? Well it worked for her & WASP & look where that got us!]. Now the little phrase is one thing- 'Oh it was so shocking'-GET REAL!. But the bad word in question: the F-word, has been used by various artists over the years in songs. Songs that may have been banned because of it, that may have offended certain audiences-fine. The 1st use of that word, not too clearly-mind you, was in the Who song 'Who Are You' where he so gleefully says & quite quickly [so much so that it has never been censored in any way, because it does go by rather fast so no one really noticed it until-believe it or not-LIVE 8, when they did that song live & said those words rather clearly that the crazy ass FCC went after them for it-LUNY-BINS] [more Rozzie lingo-Lunatics!.] Anyway, saying these little bad words only serves a purpose. As did Pink Floyd's joyous 'Not Now John' in which they actually had the nerve to get their back-up ladys to sing ' F- all that'! Cool! The point being: "Her" saying it in that song served no purpose! Except to annoy us.

+ SHE GOT HER OWN BEHIND THE MUSIC !!---------THEY GAVE HER A BEHIND THE MUSIC!!
Where she revealed she was 'overwhelmed because she sold 10 MILLION RECORDS'!!!!! Aawwww!! GET CRUCIAL!!!!
+ : She's Canadian - : She's from Canada.
+ : Who's it about?? - the dork from Full House. [I'm not sure if this is true or not but if it isn't -WHO CARES?? this actually makes a really funny story. ] Not the dad because he's actually ok & not the Beach Boys drummer- the other one. That's funny! That this guy would piss her off to that point?? That's really funny.
+ She played 'God' in 'Dogma' ------ Get real!

There was a time that I actually thought she was cool. Then she came out horribly naked in one of her videos!! [MINUS!!] isn't that ironic?? Don't you think?? Anyway, I'm insane about this & I'm not just PMS-ing. Isn't that ironic?? Don't you think? Isn't that annoying?? Don't you think??? How annoying was that? Really?? Isn't that moronic??? Don't you think?

I think I've gone on about this enough. I know there was more I wanted to say about this. But I can't remember, all I know is that her whining on Behind The Music really did it, made me lose all the respect I never had for her. Too bad, she could've been cool. Isn't that ironic?? Don't you think??

Happy HALLOWEENIE!!

EVEN THE BEST CAN SUCK!

Here I am by my lonesome self watching my nightly vid show [after living 3 days of a certain holiday nightmare!] on VH1 Classic & who happens to come on but Genesis. Yep, but it's not your usual Genesis-it's unfortunately what everybody seems to remember them for now, which is the song 'Turn It On Again' [I still haven't quite figured out if this is called 'Turn It On' or 'Turn It On Again', as now I'm way to lazy to get the record & find out what it's actual credit is-so if anyone out there can help with this that would be cool!]. As bad as 'Invisible Touch' was, I have decided that this is their worst song ever! For this-I've enlisted the help of Jane [right>], Daria's best friend, to talk of this subject that even the best bands in the world have at least 1 awful song. I think the look on her face says it all!

The reason I think it's appropriate that it has the 'again' in this title [if indeed it does] is because it just keeps going on & on -again & again, ugh! This song just bites. It's useless! It's boring. There is some great drumming, but even that doesn't help when that usually works. I think the myth is that their downfall started when Peter Gabriel left. I don't think that's true. I think this song did it, although they did come up with amazing stuff after that till they went disco [the aforementioned 'IT' ^song]. But that's not the point. The point is that after this song was released they proceeded to play this song to death & live it just got worse!! making an even more horrible live version of the song to give it the worst ending possible. Phil Collins' ranting at the end of the live version is just uncalled for. This song need to die a horrible death. True Genesis has not played in concert for years & have not been together for a while but there is talk this will happen again & I don't think any real Genesis fan [even the ones who bought 'I Can't Dance'] will not be clammoring to hear this particular song again.

So I just would like to make a plea here if this ever happens to NOT play this song & give it the burial it deserves, along with the rest of the bad songs that have come our way over the years. Mind you, not that given the choice I would rather be in a room listening to this crap above all the other really bad songs that are trully worse than this, But mercy- it would still be unmitigated torture-especially the live version [even the original is semi-tolarable -to a certain extent!]. Still this is the worst song ever by Genesis. And then there were 3... 3 days of not knowing what the hell else to do so they came out with this crap! If anything this song should've been sung by someone like Ray Parker Jr. Otherwise they have been a pretty incredible band.

So that is the topic the your favorite band in the world have an extremely bad song you know should never have been written by utter geniuses?? Please let me know. I'm sure this will grow to be a hot topic. Especially if you dare put the 4 bands that absolutely have never written a bad song in their lives even if they were asked to- these being: the Steve Miller Band, Jethro Tull, King Crimson & Rush! I think Queen does actually have just 1 bad song & it's something called 'Pain Is So Close To Pleasure ' from the Highlander /A Kind Of Magic album which was supposed to be a soundtrack to that [no it's not Hot Space-so don't even try it!]not sure what they were thinking with that one but who knows. Otherwise they are still perfect! I believe I know the one person who will answer this topic as we were talking about this the other nite & I will absolutely give him the chance to post & talk about it here, which would be very ultra cool. Otherwise let yourself be heard & make it good or else! Mind you , I'm not sure if this would include songs not written by the particular bands but we'll see. That's unfortunately a whole other subject in itself. But let me know. That would be a good excuse to disqualify them from sucking. But let's see.

I wonder who Jane would vote for?. Certainly not her brother's Trent's band Mystikk Spiral. For they have what is almost the greatest song ever 'Ice Box Woman'! Sample lyrics: 'You're a vision in black, you sure have the knack, for putting my heart, on a shelf in the back'!